chaos-siblings

[chaos-siblings]

Pietro: Do you love her?

Natasha: For the last time, Wanda and I aren’t together.

Yelena: He didn’t mention her name.

#otp: incorrect quotes #scarlet widow #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #pietro maximoff #yelena belova #source: tumblr

[chaos-siblings]

Clumsy

#pietro maximoff as a dog

[chaos-siblings]

you irritate me

i irritate myself too ur not special

#chaos siblings #yelena belova #pietro maximoff

[chaos-siblings]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

#chaos siblings #pietro maximoff

[chaos-siblings]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

#chaos siblings #pietro maximoff

[chaos-siblings]

i'm psychologically fine i just need a month off and $2000 and a fat-ass dab and dick from a girl who is unbound by any internal system of ethics because she genuinely believes that she is the biblical god

#chaos siblings #pietro maximoff

[chaos-siblings]

Wanda: Why is Pietro sad?

Yelena: How do you know he’s sad?

Natasha: He’s dressed in sad colors, playing a sad song and wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why.”

#brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #yelena belova #natasha romanoff #source: victorious

[chaos-siblings]

Yelena: How dumb do Natasha and Wanda think you are?

Pietro: Sometimes they leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

#brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #yelena belova #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #source: modern family

[chaos-siblings]

#chaos siblings #yelena belova

[chaos-siblings]

im short & bitter

#chaos siblings #natasha romanoff

[chaos-siblings]

Yelena: Nobody freaked out when Pietro went missing.

Wanda: He didn’t go missing, Yelena.

Natasha: The FBI knew where he was the entire time.

#brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #yelena belova #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #source: schitt’s creek

[chaos-siblings]

Natasha, drunk, pointing at Wanda: That’s my girlfriend, Yelena!

Pietro: Your wife, Nat.

Natasha: My wife! Even better!

#otp: incorrect quotes #scarlet widow #wandanat #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #yelena belova #pietro maximoff #source: hotel transylvania 2

[chaos-siblings]

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

#chaos siblings #pietro maximoff #yelena belova

[chaos-siblings]

Natasha, after explaining the plan: Any questions?

Yelena: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Wanda: She meant— *sighs* The worm.

Pietro: Yes! Worm rules!

#brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #natasha romanoff #yelena belova #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #source: sam and cat

[chaos-siblings]

Wanda, watching Natasha spar: Wow.

Pietro: Pick it up.

Wanda: Pick up what?

Yelena: Your jaw and dignity.

#otp: incorrect quotes #scarlet widow #wandanat #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #pietro maximoff #yelena belova

[chaos-siblings]

"These games are fiction, which means you can do things that aren't morally acceptable in society"

yes but have you considered that I'll feel really bad if I'm mean

#chaos siblings #pietro maximoff

[chaos-siblings]

Pietro: Can I have $40 for a book?

Wanda: What book?

Pietro:

Natasha: Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?

Yelena: I’d be more worried that he couldn’t come up with a single book title.

#brotp: incorrect quotes #chaos siblings #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #yelena belova #source: modern family