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Elrond: You need to eat healthier.

Erestor: No.

Elrond: The last person that didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.

Erestor: What?

Elrond: In the war.

Erestor: Oh, that sounds unrelated.

Elrond: It wasn't. Do what I tell you.

#prev tags YES #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes

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Elrond: Okay, what are you not going to do while Erestor babysits you?

Elladan: Hit him with a bat.

Elrond: And why are we not going to do that?

Elrohir: Because then we're acting like orcs.

Elrond: And do we want to act like orcs?

Elladan: No...

#lotr #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect quotes

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Galadriel : *uses Celeborn's phone*

Galadriel : *sees contact called *MY LOVE ♥️*

Galadriel : aww- wait this isn't my number *calls the number*

The other line : hello, this is area 51- and you again! With all respect sir can you stop calling us and asked about the aliens because we do not know

Galadriel : what the fu-

#the hobbit #the lord of the rings #incorrect tolkien quotes #lotr funny #incorrect quotes #galadriel #celeborn #area 51

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Aragorn: the real treasure was the fines we made along the way Legolas: don't you mean "friends," Estel? Aragorn, struggling to keep a wad of speeding tickets from falling out of his bag: yes

#lotr #lotr humor #lotr incorrect quotes #idk what this it

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Galadriel: Didn't you die?

Glorfindel: That was weeks ago, things change.

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#lotr #lotr poll

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Elladan : this is why you shouldn't go to school

Elrohir : School, stand for Six Cruel Hour Of Our Lives

Elladan : Math, stand For Mental Abuse To Human

Elrohir : Homework, stand for Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Elladan : and Class, stand For Come Late And Start Sleeping

Elrond : *sigh*

#the lord of the rings #the hobbit #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #elrohir #Elladan

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Thranduil, giving a speech at Elrond and Celebrian’s wedding: All marriage is a sham. Apart from my own marriage to my darling wife over there~😘🥰✨

The Elvenqueen: *waving happily, wine glass in hand*

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Elrond : they asked me how I managed Imladris so easily

Elrond : the secret is, I dont. I have no control over them whatsoever

Elrond : Earlier, Elladan called my name and when I showed up to see what's going on, Glorfindel shots me on the throat with a nerf gun

#the lord of the rings #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #elrond #Glorfindel #Elladan #again THIS DEFINITELY HAPPENED

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Frodo: There’s never any crime in The Shire.

Pippin: Not unless we commit some I guess.

Frodo: What??

Pippin: Let’s go fill The Shire with crime! Come on!

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*Elrond walking into his office to see Glorfindel lying on his table and the half of imladris people (not just the main household) gathered around him wearing black dress*

Elrond : what. Is happening?

Elladan : we are recreating Glorfindel's funeral for those who weren't there

Elrond : *leaves*

#elrond #the lord of the rings #the hobbit #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #Glorfindel #THIS DEFINITELY HAPPENED #AND MULTIPLE TIMES TOO

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sam winchester goes to rb a post but he sees its tagged “freaks dni” and his eyes start tearing up and his lip quivers and he hangs his head and walks away from the post with his tail between his legs

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by Vasantha Yogananthan

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Today’s aesthetic: trying to work around the fact you can’t draw hands by giving the character in question a gun which you also can’t draw.

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“Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life.” ― Fernando Pessoa.

#quote