↳ ❝ [S Y N P O S I S] ¡! ❞
Y/n L/n, a simple minded reader, is one of the biggest fans of a popular web novel, Twisted wonderland. In their shock after finding out it has ended, they froze in the middle of a busy street and got hit by a truck.
Dizzy and confused, they have awoken in a coffin in the world they adore so much, and must use their knowledge to survive and stop the boys from overblotting.
↳ ❝ [M A S T E R L I S T] ¡! ❞
↳ ❝ [THE CRIMSON TYRANT] ¡! ❞
˗ˏˋ Fight for the eggs ´ˎ˗
"Finally, Got them all puréed!" Ace cheers, hands in the air before he slumps his shoulders. Besides him is a tired Deuce resting against the counter.
"My arms are killing me." He silently says.
"Kids these days are pretty weak.." The mainstreet ghost says, none of you know why he's here but he's been a huge help so nobody really cares.
"Now then," Trey speaks, adjusting his glasses. "I just need to add butter and sugar to the chestnut paste, and a sensible splash of oyster sauce– that's my secret ingredient!"
Everybody snaps their heads towards him, eyes wide and jaws dropped.
"OYSTER SAUCE??" The cards yell in confusion, clearly astounded at what Trey just said.
"Yep. The umami of the oysters gives the cream a deep, savory flavor. I use this one here: Walrus-brand Young Oyster Sauce. All the best bakers use it in their tarts." Trey innocently explains, innocently to them– at least. Already knowing the joke, you instead turn your attention to the chestnuts paste.
'Just a little taste..' You think, reaching your hand out while everyone is distracted. Unfortunately, the ghost catches you and bonks you on the head with a whisk.
With a huff, you turn your attention back to the rest as Deuce speaks. "Really? But isn't oyster sauce like, super salty?"
"Some folks put chocolate into curry, don't they? Maybe it's the same idea." Ace suggests, though the look on his face means he doesn't entirely believe it.
Unable to restrain from smiling, the green haired lets out a boisterous laugh– clearly entertained by their confusion and naivety. "Pfft- Aha!"
The two turn their heads with perplexed expressions as Trey explains. "I'm totally lying! No one in their right mind would put oyster sauce into a pastry."
Ace and Deuce blink, "EH?!" The two shout, embarrassed with how they believed him so easily.
"So you were just yankin' our chain?!" Ace huffs, annoyed.
"Consider it a lesson to not believe people so easily." Trey chuckles, Grim sends a glare at him.
"This guy seems nice, yet he can tell lies like they're nothing.."
Swiftly changing the topic, Trey sets his gaze back on the task at hand. "Now, we take some cream and.. Oh!"
"Something up?"
"I got too carried away and made too much marron paste." Trey says. "We don't have enough cream to mix it into."
"I can go and buy some," Deuce offers. "Is it sold at the school store?"
"Should be. You can find practically anything there. Mind if I ask you to pick up a few other things while you're there? Two cartons of milk, a dozen eggs, some aluminum baking cups, and about five cans of fruit..."
"I don't think I can carry all that alone. Would you mind coming with me, Y/n?" Deuce asks, turning to face you– stopping Grim from rummaging through the fridge.
"Sure thing!" You nod, grabbing Grim with you as you head out the door.
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Upon entering the store, you are overwhelmed at the sight of various colors surrounding the place. From snacks to trinkets, drinks and rugs, hats, masks, books– you can find just about anything in here.
'My school store didn't even have milk..' You sigh.
"Pardon us." Deuce says, taking a look around in awe. "This place is amazing.. crystal skulls, grimoires.. What kinda texidermy is this?"
"Does this place reallly sell cream?" Grim pipes in, trying to paw at the strange orb on the counter before you stop him.
"Hey, my lost little imps!" A booming voice speaks up, you turn to see an eccentric man clad in purple. "Welcome to Mr. S's mystery shop!" He welcomes, before turning your attention to all sorts of strange things.
"What can I do for you today? A charm for uncharted lands? Mummy of an ancient king–" How does he have that? "Or perhaps some cursed tarot cards?" Why does he have that?
"We've got a list here.." Deuce interrupts, handing him the piece of paper. Sam carefully reads the list and nods.
"You've got quite the sweet lineup, okay! Coming right up." He says, walking off to gather the stuff.
While waiting, you decide to look around the store, you peek through shelved of sweets and sauces, to comics like "That time I got forced into a demon school" or "I woke up as a lowly dumb evil villainous character and slowly leveled up and became a god."
What a mouthful.
Then– Something shiny in one of the boxes caught your eye, you grab it to observe closer. Hard, long, a metalic gray in color, somewhat heavy.. Perfect for self defense, perhaps.
"Y/n, something caught your eye?" The blue haired boy asks, peeking through your shoulder.
You turn around and show him the object in your hands. "I want this."
"...A metal bat?"
"Yep."
Grim and Deuce stay silent in concern, questioning why you would need something like that.
"You're not gonna kill someone, are ya?"
"Grim!"
Deuce shushed the beast, before hesitantly turning back to you– who is just staring at them blankly.
"I just like shiny objects." That was of course a lie.
"I see.." Deuce lets out a sigh of relief, though he doesn't seem entirely convinced.
Sam steps in, carrying the bags. "Sorry for the wait." He says as you take it from his hands.
"Sammy, can I get this bat too?" You ask.
"Sure thing!"
Deuce pays for the ingredients while you pay for your bat, which is surprisingly very cheap. The three of you (with you grabbing Grim before he knocks something off the shelves.) step out the store with a quick thanks to Sam.
"Yuu, that bag of cans looks heavy." Deuce says, turning to you. "Let me take it, there's a trick to carrying heavy bags." He offers.
"There is?"
"Yeah, my mom always bought more than needed during sales. Since I'm the only guy in the house, it was up to me to do the heavy lifting.." He pauses, giving you an apologetic look. "My bad! didn't mean to talk your ears off.."
You give him a polite and sincere smile, "You must really care for your mom.
The blue haired boy seemed takened back by your words and smile, flustered and hesitant to speak. However, as he processes your words, the look on his face is quickly replaced by a dark and gloomy espression. "That's not true, I always made mom-"
Before he could finish, someone bumps into him, causing the bags in his hands to drop to the ground– crushing the eggs inside.
"Agh! The eggs!" Grim squawked, Deuce takes one look at the bag– the yellow liquid oozing out and into the concrete ground below.
"Shit! The whole pack of eggs, destroyed!" He curses to himself.
"Hey, watch where you're going!" The boy that bumped into him says, he fixes his sight onto Deuce and quickly remembers who he is. "Hang on, aren't you the pieces of shits that ruined my carbonara?"
As he says this, his friend blinks and turns to you, squeaking at the sight of your unnerving stare and the tight grip you have on the metal bat near your hip. He grips onto the foul mouthed boy.
"D-dude! Calm down, let's apologize and leave already!" He begs, his voice cracking in desperation.
"What, you scared? Don't be a wuss, they were just lucky that time!" Idiot number 1 responds, but guessing by the sweat forming on the side of his cheeks and the way his eyes frantically switch from looking to you, the bat, and anywhere else, he was afraid.
As if his entire life was enlightened, the one with more common sense threw that sense out the window as he nodded. Turning to you with narrowed eyes and tightened fists. "You guys seriously just can't get out of trouble.."
Deuce stayed silent for a bit, then took a deep breath, "You were the ones who jumped out from behind the corner." He said calmly, though you see from the corner of your eye how his shoulders tensed.
"Even at lunch, it wasn't as if you couldn't eat the egg anymore, and yet you still tried to pick a fight with us. You do realize you just ruined a whole pack of our eggs, don't you?"
"Yeah yeah!" Grim piped in, cheering the navy blue haired on. His claws are out and his eyes are narrowed in a cutely menacing way.
"And? You sayin' it's our fault?" Idiot number 1 says, really reinforcing his idiocy by questioning something very obvious to anyone with half a brain.
"Yes." Deuce flatly says. "Please pay for the eggs, and apologize to the chickens too."
At that, your body shook– not from fear or rage but from the sheer will of your entire mind, soul, and body trying not to burst out laughing as the scene replayed in your head. Your face contorts into a strange wrinkled expression as you took a deep breath.
"Huh? They're just eggs, what are you gettin' so worked up about?" Idiot number 2 says, it astonished you how much of a hypocrite one can be.
"..Excuse me?"
They looked at Deuce with mocking grins, pointing at the eggs– idiot number 1 speaks. "They ain't on the ground, so you can still eat them. Don't sweat the small stuff."
Ah, they weren't being hypocrites, they were being assholes.
'That makes a whole lot more sense.' You turn to Deuce, seeing how he seethed in anger– his fist shook and his whole body looked tense as he looked down with a shadow cast over his eyes.
"We saved you a ton of time breaking them!"
"Ahahaha!"
God, their laughs were as obnoxious as their faces. It took everything in you to not bash in their face right then and there.
"Laughing matter.."
"Huh?"
You really shouldn't, since Deuce is the one who will.
"I SAID THIS ISN'T A LAUGHING MATTER, YOU ASSHOLES!" The delinquents flinched at the volume of his voice– sneering at them with a look of distaste, his veins popping out as he reached his hands out and grabbed idiot number 1 by the collar.
"What makes you think you get to decide what matters to us?! See those eggs? They were gonna become a delicious tart to make up for not gettin' to hatch into chicks! That makin' sense to your thick heads or what?! Huh?!" He spat out in a fit of rage.
Idiot number 1 quickly released himself from Deuce's grip with the help of his friend– squirming back as his heart thumped and face was a sweaty mess.
"E-eek!! What's up with this guy all of the sudden?" Idiot number 2's voice cracked, shrinking back at the intense glare of Deuce.
"If you don't wanna pay for the six eggs you broke.. then I hope you're ready to get punched in that same amount!"
"WHAA?!"
"SQUARE UP YOU PIECES OF SHITS!"
Oh boy this is not safe for work, "GRIM AVERT YOUR EYES!"
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Hey this is just me spitballing after seeing your Yuu mental breakdown post
IMAGINE THIS
Once word spread around the school that the hapoy go lucky Prefect of Ramshackle dorm has had a mental breakdown. Something odd occurs somethung no kne would expect One can even call it magical. One week after Yuu's breakdown an odd grouo of visitors cime to the run down house it isnt the staff nor their friends its some students form heartslaybul carrying a gift basket and they drop it off in front of the prefects door and befire they keave they exclaim how happy they that the prefect fixed heartslaybul and made it into a place worth living and spending the rest of their schoold days in. Shocking but it isnt the end the next day savanaclaw boys specifically from Leonas spelldrive squad come and oay their respects to fhe prefect for guvubg their leaddr back his motivation and it doesn't end their as for the next coming days almost every house has come to pay their respects to prefect and say their thanks to them for helping their dorm. It even extended to RSA with their spell drive team with Neige and Chenya to also come and say that them training to have a rematcg with Night raven is meaningless if they dont have the orefect their to be the teams leader.
During all this the prefect lay in their house shocked at hearing all of this they never knew they were this respected considering how they were treated by all the students before and isnt really sure how to feel
Tldr
All the houses students plus some RSA students come to ramshackle ti guve yuu their sincere appreciation for their effort
P. S this was all written on my phone so don't laugh at me or this writing
Goodbye
PLEASE THIS IS SO WHOLESOME---
Yuu definitely deserves some appreciation for the shit they did and went through, especially when they almost lost their lives while trying to make sure no one loses their own.
I actually do have some ocs based on some npcs and rsa ocs so imagining this with them + Neige cuz I love him duakdnajs IT'S SO CUTE! Just on by one, the prefect gains a new friend and was thanked for everything they've done, people they don't know or would've never expected to come did. And they left a warm sensation in Yuu's chest, when Yuu lays on thier bed, looking at the flowers, chocolates, and other gifts they were given, they made a decision, and grab their phone.
It was an awkward mood, it took too long and so many things have changed, but Yuu was seen hanging with their friends after weeks of being alone, and Yuu couldn't thank those visitors enough for their gratitude and kindness.
Theres stuff that can't get resolved quickly, and Yuu is still tired and stressed– especially with the amount of schoolwork they have missed. But once in a whole, when Yuu looks at the flowers they have taken care of, or the jewelry amongst the other gifts, a smile can be spotted when they are reminded of a fond memory.
HAIANSIANS I LPVE THIS IDEA THANKKK YOUU
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Neige LeBlanc x gender neutral reader x malleus draconia (poly : cause imagine, neige is like a "princess" while malleus is a dragon (which he is obv) and reader is just like a knight except the 3 of them are in love with each other)
malleus draconia x reader x neige leblanche poly headcanons (gn!reader)
this is quite an interesting dynamic, now that i think about it 🤔 i like their aesthetic!
♡ wow. wow you're dating both malleus draconia and neige leblanche. congratulations, you must be the luckiest person in the world. now, prepare yourself for dealing with neige's fans and. uh. sebek. no, really, it can be very fun to date these two because of how famous they are, like seriously, you're dating the prince of briar valley who's also one of the strongest mages in this world AND the most beautiful actor, model and influencer! but also. you're dating the prince of briar valley who's also one of the strongest mages in this world and the most beautiful actor, model and influencer. their fans are sure gonna be happy about it (you're wrong).
♡ dating both of them is an interesting experience because of how different these two are. even though malleus is the one who's actually royal, neige feels more like a prince (or a princess?) than him. he's just so nice, so caring, so gentle! malleus feels more like a dragon.. ah, well, he IS one. however, their personalities are surprisingly similar when it comes to dating you. both of them are very loyal and both of them would do anything to make you (and each other) happy.
♡ neige can be very busy because of his work, however, it doesn't mean that he shows his love less often than malleus. he texts and calls you both as often as he can and he always visits you as soon as he's free. he always brings a lot of gifts and he's a very affectionate guy, so when he's with you, it feels like he actually never left. he gives you both as much love as he can when he's around, and again, it makes you feel like he never left you and malleus, but it also makes you two miss him even more when he has to leave again.
♡ since malleus can already feel a little lonely when neige is not around, if you have to go somewhere too.. he's not gonna take it well. it feels bad not to be able to see one of his partners whenever he wants, so if his other partner leaves him as well.. yeah, malleus can get very clingy sometimes. why do you have to leave, y/n. come on, if you have something to do, he can do it for you. just stay here for at least a little bit. he has not just one, but two partners, but still, sometimes he feels like he's so alone..
♡ both malleus and neige are very protective of you and they always make sure you're feeling okay and they just can't let anyone hurt you. neige loves his fans and he knows that his fans love him back, but he also knows that they love him a little.. too much. he really wants to tell his fans about the wonderful people he's dating, but he tries his best to keep it secret. he doesn't want his fans to be mad at you and also.. y-yeah, it's probably for the best if he doesn't tell anyone about the fact that he's dating malleus draconia himself.
♡ if you think that neige is the one who never shuts up about dating you two.. you are so wrong. it's actually malleus who finds it harder to keep your relationship secret than neige. yes, this guy finds the idea of a secret relationship extremely romantic, but also. look!! he's dating not one, but two beautiful humans!! they are so cute!! look at them!! it's hard for him to hide his excitement when he's with you two and no matter how hard he tries to make it look like you are just friends, it's obvious that he's smiling a bit too much when you and neige are here. like no, malleus, no one is gonna believe you that you're just happy to see your friends.
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