cunningninja

[cunningninja]

open.

          “    what  kind  of  psychopath  eats  pizza  with  a  fork  and  knife    ?    ”

#open !* #you ever see something and one of your muses is just....openly offended by it?

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#video #wish they gave us more of the tengu fire ball #shit was beautiful #not to mention it was one of randy's best moves #im assuming they rarely ever used it because of how expensive the animation was but i mean #COME ON #it would've been worth it #i enjoy when my boy uses the suits powers to do shit #and doesn't just rely on his natural abilities #(tho in fairness sometimes he forgets the suit gives him enhanced abilities...hes just like that)

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thepurpleoneee·:

    seriously  ??    leo  must  have  given  his  lil’  protege    (  that’s  how  donnie  has  labelled  randy  ever  since  he  showed  up  with  his  brother   )    some  pointers  because  he  was  saying  all  the    right    things  that  might  get  the  technician’s  undivided  attention.    “    the  smartest  guy  you  know,   huh  ?    ”    thankfully,    it  doesn’t  take  long  before  donnie   finishes  his  initial  welding  project  before  shutting  off  the  gas  to  his  torch  and  lifting  his  work  goggles  over  his  head.    

   “    alright.    i’m  listening,    tall  child.    you  have  exactly    one    minute  to  ask  me  your  thing  …    ”    the  soft-shelled  turtle  begins,    steepling  his  fingers.

          TALL  CHILD    ?    boy  he  really  hopes  that’s  not  gonna  be  a  regular  thing ,  otherwise ,  there  will  in  fact  be  an  issue.    “    it’s  randy  actually ,  or  randall.  preferably  RANDY.  my  friends  call  me  cunningham    !    ”    correction: friend.    “    so  any  of  those  work.    ”

          he  just  wasted  almost  a  quarter  of  the  minute  correcting  the  SMART  ONE  on  what  his  name  was.  he  shakes  his  head ,  putting  his  mind  back  on  track.    “    right  okay ,  so  let’s  say ,  HYPOTHETICALLY  speaking ,  that  i  have  this  little  ball  of  evil  mystic  power  that  can  possess  anyone  who  holds  it ;  would  you  maybe ,  again  HYPOTHETICALLY  speaking ,  have  a  device  that  could  contain  it    ?    did  i  mention  this  was  all  HYPOTHETICAL    ?    ”

#thepurpleoneee #if he's gonna be that one then randy's just gonna referrer to him as the smart one and Not the funny one

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open.

          “    don’t  worry ,  the  doctor  said  my  bleeding  was  all  internal ;  that’s  where  my  blood’s  SUPPOSED  to  be    !    ”

#open. #me: i wanna work on my hc post about the suit's healing abilities #brain: no. #he actually has internal bleeding tho.

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randy being stressed out for three minutes

#video #notice how they all pertain to ninja business u_u #this was a mix of both the first and second season #personally i think randy got more stressed by the second season #def because he had to protect every sorcerer ball he came across (while simultaneously trying not to let the power take over him) #and also guarding the sorcerers key #thinking about that episode where the sorcerer ball possessed randy in his sleep and almost made him release the sorcerer #yeah... #he didn't get much sleep after that episode

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The doctor said my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

#𝔸 𝔹𝕆𝕐 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝔼𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 𝕆𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻 𝕆ℕ ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕌𝕃𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊 — isms/study. ❞ #h..he

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it’s been years since i’ve drawn my good chicken boy

i think the last time i did i was also in 9th grade?

#stupid. idiot. fool. #i hate him so much

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#someone needs to keep him in check otherwise he’s just gonna end up getting himself killed

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hachiimachii​

                                    @cunningninja    ♡’d  for  a  starter !

    “  heyyyy  there  lil’  niño !  ”    with  warmth  laced  in  his  tone,    the  red-eared  slider  announces  himself  as  to  not  surprise  the  other  with  his  rather  fleet-footed  and    silent    arrival.    ‘  leonardo,    never    sneak  up  on  a  ninja ! ’    he  remembers  splintz’  teaching  him,    and  he  still  has  the  bruise  to  prove  it.

    “  you  know  what  they  say,    first  rules  of  ninja-ness  is  to  master  the  art  of  the    watch.  ”    he  explains  before  revealing  two  slices  of  new-york  styled  pizza  on  cardboard  in  each  hand,    “  but  somehow  pizza  makes  it  a  lil’  easier.  ”

    and  just  like  that,   leonardo  quickly  passes  the  other  his  second  slice.

          he’s  in  his  own  little  world ,  staring  off  at  city  lights ,  almost  MESMERIZED  by  the  scenery.  it  isn’t  until  the  familiar  voice  brings  him  back ,  turning  his  head  to  the  other ,  a  smile  forming  behind  his  mask. 

          “    yo   !    ”    voice  is  cheerful.  personally ,  he’d  been  looking  forward  to  this  all  day.  sure  it  was  just  being  on  look  out ,  but  it  was  better  than  his  aunt’s  talking  about  his  future  and  whatnot.  plus  it  was  with  LEO   !    out  of  everyone ,  he  enjoyed  his  company  the  most. 

          "    oh  nice   !    thanks  man    !    ”    he  takes  his  slice  from  leo ,  lifting  his  mask  just  above  his  nose  and  taking  a  bite.    “    i  actually  didn’t  eat  anything  before  coming  tonight  so  this  works  out  great.    ”     he’s  talking  with  his  mouth  full ,  a  terrible  habit  he  should  really  learn  to  break. 

#hachiimachii #leonardo is okay in his book u_u #prefers him over the tall nerdy one

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randy: nomicon, i solemly swear i will never disobey you again

nomicon: *buzzing in disapproval*

randy: i’ve said that before haven’t i? well this time i mean it!

#feel like this tiny little scene perfectly Captures the entire show #also the one where the nomicon literally says 'don't break into someones house' #and randy says 'well technically this is a MANSION. not a house' #vbjhrgbvjhrf #fucking amazing

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why doesn't he like to talk about it?

makes him Sad

#he tries Really hard not to think about it cause i mean #he'll be saving the day having a good time and it'll just hit him like 'im not even gonna remember i did any of this one day' #and frankly it's just Another one of those things that the series never addresses that i think is really important #like you give this kid a huge responsibility ON TOP of them being a high school student #as well as the book stating 'you can't tell anyone you're the ninja' #like that's A LOT to dump on a teenager #i don't have time to go in depth of how shitty it is that randy is supposedly the Only person in town that can protect everyone #and how the nomicon is the Number One culprit for all his anxiety #just know that he dreads the day he has to get his mind wiped #Anonymous

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i’m always so excited when randy makes hero friends and they know his identity but don’t actually know anything about what he does in the nomicon

#it's all fun and games until it's time for him to graduate and he has to Stop being the ninja #:) #oh and also HAS to forget he was ever the ninja and everything he ever did AS the ninja #he doesn't like talking about that part of the job tho #prefers to live in the moment

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@cunningninja​

#save. #personally #i am here for this #and to make it better #they’re both dummy’s #i love them both

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@pridewaited

Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult like call me a pretty boy Call me a pretty boy right now I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

#don’t be rude varian #tell him he’s pretty #he deserves it

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Hey uhh... y'all remember this show???

#𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕎𝔼ℝ𝔼 ℂℍ𝕆𝕊𝔼. 𝕐𝕆𝕌 ℍ𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝔸 ℍ𝔼𝔸ℝ𝕋 𝕆𝔽 𝔾𝕆𝕃𝔻 — visage. ❞ #q

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#randall vc: oh good there’s another one

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