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close-ups below!! with + without smoke effects. this was just a quick doodle to keep activity!! :D

I am in fact realising how weirdly huge his hand is ummm.......

#yes I DO have an affinity for making ppl in suits whoreish by loosening the tie +unbuttoning a bit #btw i see a lot of ppl using she/her for spy is there something i missed :0 #im just curious if theres a significance to it + if i should start too #<- PRAYING there is no discourse linked with that or some shit lol i should mention that ppl can do whatever bc its a game btw #n e ways classes have begun and im relatively free for the moment but i do want to prioritise assignments!!! <3 #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #my art #cw smoking #cw cigarette

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I think I just got a lap dance in tf2

#MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS HOLY SHIT??!!!?!? #she doesnt play tf2 this is just. how she sees it lmfao #tf2 #cw nsfw mention #<- i suppose

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#art help #so awesome!!!

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UMMM happy tf2 bday!!!??!!?

#it is still 24.aug where i am im NOT late!! #oughhh this is so fuckin ugly (colors) #bg was pink but i wasnt vibing so i went to my default yellow #but now it looks odd with the pink tones in the char. colors.... #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #my art #doodle

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shit, I'm getting addicted to this shit again.

#fem pybro..... luv #tf2

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u guys will not believe how silly it was for my buddy and I to queue into sharkbay and it was us two playing exclusively with like, 10 bots.

#i was medic he was engie but for genero sake i didnt capture the loadouts #i have a silly pub experience I may log later but for now I am pretty dang busy coming up!! so I may not be back with fanarts for a bit #and ummm lets not discuss how shitty those snipers look 😭 they r so half assed it is not fujnny #+ i still cannot decipher how to hold a gun LMAO #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 sniper #my art #doodle #tf2 log #(??) technically ig

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2 Million Latvians, Estonians, and Lithuanians came together in one of the largest protests against the USSR known as the Baltic Way or Baltic Chain. August 23rd, 1989

#q #i have never and will never stfu about the baltic way #+ its implications for the heroically peaceful nature of estonian (+ other baltic!!!) ppls #i love this movement for everything that it is

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DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS ALREADY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT

I even tested it out myself, it works great

#art help #great advice!! i'll def use this in the future :) #also kind of just color theory here - colors look different relative to the colors around them #a brown can look blue when it's next to other browns!! it just looks even better bc they dont clash :D #speaking of - ive been busy working on portfolio things but i'll be back with some fanart real soon!!!

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I AM going to keep drawing sniper until I get the formula right so take these huntsman practices ft. ambidextrous sniper + scraps for the mullet mundy truthers.

#one day I will draw the Perfect Mundee #but today is not that day. #... is it obv yet who my favorite merc is LOL #+ tbh i suck ass at playing him he's just real Neat #btw do u KNOW how difficult it is to find good. accurate. archer pose refs. #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #my art #doodle

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The TF2 Buddy asked if I used this account to draw steamy sloppy medheavy makeouts and I took that as a challenge.

#only problem is im not currently comfortable drawing ppl kissing LOL #so i went with the next best thing #the tension and vulnerability leading up to it!! #anyways im in a power outage its a miracle if i can upload this #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #my art #doodle #red oktoberfest #heavymedic #heavy x medic

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reblog and put in the tags which song/part of the song is so loved by u that if we played it at ur funeral and u didn't wake up to sing it we know ur gone fr

#oo wee oo i look just like buddy holly... oh oh #like THAT specifically. my visual arts buddies know... all too well...... #reblog game

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OK everyone lets go dustbowl

#tf2 #cute! cute. good for him.

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hi fellas this is my one-off we bare bears post-slash-study it's back to The Regular Content soon. had to get it out of my system otherwise I'd explode 🥰😍

zero(0) community for this silly cartoon but as long as there is One enjoyer (me) it will stay Alive. (tag urself I'm Panda)

#back to my irl portfolio stuff!!! bye bye #we bare bears #wbb #grizz wbb #panda wbb #ice bear #my art #doodle #if u can find my photo References U GET A GOLD STAR!! ⭐ #do their perspectives Look Right. oh no.

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REALOAD??? I'm SO done drawing his stupid little gun omg can u tell I've held one a grand total of twice(2)

mundy junmpscare

#finished it and decided to jjust STOP and POST no more freaking polishing i'm so done D: #I have academic fine art stuff to work on now!!! starting ealry on my portfolio series :) #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 sniper #my art

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sk8r boi :)

#tf2 #so super neat!! liv

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yo whats up

#tf2 #auagahhh this feels rlly good on my brain

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Which Team Fortress 2 Mercenary Has The Most Slappable Ass? A Scientific Analysis

Given my recent focus on the wonders that are the mercs' polygons, and the fact that this is a Horny Blog™, I realized that a study like this lies squarely within my wheelhouse. It is not merely within my power to conduct a study like this - being in the position I am, it is my responsibility.

In this essay, I will rank the mercs' asses from least to most slappable.

There is a very important question we need to answer first, though:

The answer is simpler than you think!

The slappability of a polygonal ass is dependent on how many polygons it has. This is because, if you were to add jiggle physics of some kind, those physics need geometry to work with! The more faces you have, the more variation you can see in movements when it reacts to being slapped.

To illustrate this, I created a couple of spheres and I, well... slapped them.

You can see that the top sphere has many more polygons in it than the bottom one does, and the reaction to the same slap force is much more dramatic when there are more polygons.

Of course, this particular slap is pretty brutal - we're not trying to liquefy anyone's ass here - but I think the point is made. The more polygons an ass has, the more we can make that booty clap.

Now, with that established, I'll explain how I defined the asses themselves. Note that the selection of ass polygons wasn't an exact science here. They all have wildly varying shapes and arrangements for their polygons, and I tried to be fair in my selection of the polygons that defined the observably slappable regions of their asses.

I erred on the side of caution, and left out some polygons that could technically be part of the ass, but were also part of the taint... and nobody wants their taint slapped. (Do they? Well, if you're into that, you can add 4-6 polygons to some of these to get a more accurate count of the slappable region.)

The selections are defined as the polygons that are showing up in orange. I also included the Blender status bar that's showing how many vertices/edges/faces I have selected. I can't just show you a bunch of asses with no numbers next to them, 'cause then this wouldn't be science, now, would it?

And now, without further ado... the TF2 Merc Asses, from Least to Most Slappable.

#9 - Medic (20 Polygons)

It is with a heavy heart that I start by proclaiming that Ludwig, the love of my life, the heart and soul of this blog, has the saddest ass of the whole team. Clocking in at only 20 polygons, you would probably see only the faintest wobble from any of these vertices even if you whacked it with a 2x4. Well, there's a reason I focus most of my attention on his face.

#8 - Soldier (24 Polygons)

Jane's ass is shaped like one of those aliens from Space Invaders... or a Transformer, or something. Just a very interesting layout to these polygons. But due to a low polygon count, it isn't very slappable - and it SHOULDN'T BE, because a proper AMERICAN ASS should be UNYIELDING. When you slap this tight patriotic ass, your HAND is the one that gets critically hit!

#7 - Spy (24 Polygons)

Spy is actually tied with Soldier, but it's really interesting to see just how different the shapes are. Spy's ass kinda just looks like a flat piece of paper. But on the bright side, this is an ass built for stealth. He won't have to worry about alerting anyone with the clap of those asscheeks.

#6 - Pyro (34 Polygons)

Our favorite ambiguous freak has an ass shaped like a soldier ant's head. Good for blocking tight passageways to keep you from running away while you're burning alive. Probably also good for biting things. Hey, you don't know what's under there, it could be anything!

The next three are tied, but I've tried to sub-rank them based on my general impressions about them.

#5 - Sniper (36 Polygons)

Mundy's down-undies are just kind of strange. This has that 'soldier ant' shape that Pyro had, but without the same harmony in the arrangement of the triangles. There's something about this one that feels a bit 'all over the place' to me.

#4 - Heavy (36 Polygons)

Unsure how to feel about this one - the general curvature is indeed quite ass-shaped, but I have qualms with just how much each triangle is being stretched out. It gives me the impression that he is crammed into a pair of pants that are desperately holding in a great deal more geometry than we actually see here. Only Ludwig knows the true polygon count.

#3 - Demoman (36 Polygons)

This man has the squarest ass I have ever seen in my life. Not only is he a Black Scottish cyclops, but his ass is straight out of Minecraft. This shape is just so impressive to me. Given the uniform nature of the polygons involved, the jiggle we'd see from a solid whack across these cheeks would probably be oddly satisfying, if somewhat unorthodox.

#2 - Engineer (44 Polygons)

With a dump-truck weighing in at a hefty 44 polygons, Dell definitely has one of the most ass-shaped asses of the whole team. I'm not an expert, but I have a feeling that the topology here is reasonable, and would produce pleasant results if slapped.

#1 - Scout (84 POLYGONS!!!!)

DEAR GOD.

THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE...

#tf2 #(nods) a highly recommendable read #i enjoyed this ver much #hey hey Irl Tf2 Buddy… BIG SLAPPY