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dialogue--prompts · 2 years
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Prompt #188
"You make me want to hook my fingers into my jaw and rip it off my face."
"Really? Aww, babe~"
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Prompt #187
"Yeah he's not great at pegging people, honestly."
"Really? Well I'd be happy to teach him- oh you mean that kind of pegging. Right. Never mind then."
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Prompt #186
"Hey, I'm back."
"Jesus- Fuck! What the hell? You just- and then you- I mean holy shit dude!"
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Prompt #185
"You ever look at someone and know exactly who they are even before they open their mouth?"
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Prompt #184
"So that's it, huh? I put everything on the line and this is all you give me in return?"
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Prompt #183
"I... I think I'm in love with you- no, no wait that doesn't sound right. Actually I take it back."
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Prompt #182
"You want to break your own jaw?"
"I mean yeah, why not? It's a long weekend and I don't have any other plans."
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Prompt #181
"I'll do it later, I'm just a bit busy right now."
"I hope you get shot in the leg- honestly, I do."
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dialogue--prompts · 3 years
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Prompt #180
"Please give me my EpiPen back, Im going to die!"
"Only if you balance it on your head like a seal first."
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dialogue--prompts · 3 years
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Prompt #179
"Hey that guy with the trenchcoat and glasses and face mask and hat looks kind of sus-"
"Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up."
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dialogue--prompts · 3 years
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Prompt #178
"Help! I lost a game of mario kart with the devil and now he's going to steal my soul!"
"... Dont you suck at mario kart?"
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dialogue--prompts · 3 years
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Prompt #177
"So do you think it was murder?"
"Do I think- Do I think the person who was brutally beaten to death with a slice of toast was murdered?"
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Prompt #176
"Is that a dog or a breadloaf?"
"Bite it and find out."
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Prompt #175
"Dont you lipbite at me! You just ran over my mailbox!"
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Prompt #174
"Hey man don't worry, if the funeral gets boring I have the stripper on speed dial."
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dialogue--prompts · 3 years
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Could you maybe do some college/school related prompts? :3
Yes! School is so stressful lol sorry if I get a few frustrations out here
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"How tall is this building?"
"I don't know- why?"
"Just thinking about it, maybe luring my math teacher up there. Maybe they get pushed off. Maybe nobody looks too hard into the accident and maybe nobody has to do midterms."
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"Wow, there they go again. I could just stare at them for hours and hours, the way they walk- or even breath- is intoxicating!"
"Are they talking about the campus cat?"
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"Finally here! Breathe in that sweet college air, time to embrace our newfound freedom!"
"I swear, if college isn't everything it's cracked up to be I'm going to pull my teeth out one by one and throw them at my old principal."
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"Do you ever think anything interesting will happen to you?"
"I have three essays due by tomorrow that I haven't started and I drank so much monster energy my piss us green- I don't think."
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"Huh, college really shows you life skills doesn't it."
"What did you burn?"
"Cereal this time."
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"So, long story short, that's how my house ended up on fire and why I'm painted purple and gold while wearing only crocs and cat ears. Any questions before we start class?"
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"Wow look at all those little kids. I remember when I was like that, so young and niave."
"That was last year. We literally went back yesterday to say hi to some friends!"
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"So, any idea where you want to go to college?"
"Far away from my parents is my only criteria so far."
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"Why didn't anyone tell me everything about high school sucked?"
"Hey don't be so negative! Middle school sucked too!"
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"I think fifth grade is when I really found myself."
"Isn't that the year you got in trouble for stealing pencils and selling them back for a ton of money?"
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"Why would you go into psychology? You suck at listening!"
"My parents didn't love me."
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"Oh, I gotta take this. Be back in two hours after my parents tell me how much they wish I was in med school and how I'm lucky I even get a penny from them!"
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dialogue--prompts · 3 years
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prompt where person A in the couple is learning how to play an instrument
full disclosure, I can't play any instruments so sorry for any wrong wording ! (๑•﹏•)
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"God, what is that horrible noise?"
"Oh, A is learning to play a new piece. I can't bring myself to tell them that in all their perfection, playing music isn't part of it."
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"Hang on, are- are you practicing your fingering in the middle of us making out?"
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"A, darling, I love you so much. So very much, really I do, but for the love of God if you don't take a break and get some water I will take a hammer to your beautiful instrument."
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"B! Hey, B! Look, I'm finally good enough to play a whole song!"
"Oh good, that means we won't have to hire any musicians for the wedding."
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"Oh don't stop playing, I love to watch your face when you concentrate. You stick your tongue out and it's so cute!"
"Hey! Shut up, pervert!"
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"Where's A? I thought they wanted to talk to me?"
"They ran off to get their instrument, no matter how badly they play you have to be impressed. They poured their heart and soul into it."
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"Maybe I should just give up playing, I'm sure you get a headache after listening to me fail over and over."
"Only a little one, and if playing makes you happy I would bear a headache worse than any other pain- for you, my dear."
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