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[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Hufflepuff : How did you and Gryffindor break bed yesterday?

Ravenclaw: DON’T! I don’t even want to know

Hufflepuff, grinning: You two must be wild.

Slytherin: Yeah…

*yesterday*

Gryffindor: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Slytherin: Bitch try me

#hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin x ravenclaw #slytherin x gryffindor #slytherin #gryffindor #ravenclaw #hufflepuff

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Hufflepuff: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together.

Slytherin swallowing key with one gulp: Truly unfortunate

#slytherpuff #slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x slytherin

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Ravenclaw: Hey sly, how’d you get so good at fighting?

Slytherin: I grew up with step mother and three step sisters and i used to -

Hufflepuff not looking up from book: Gryff stole juice from Sly in 1st year.

Gryffindor: I didn’t STEAL it.

Also gryffindor: I just borrowed it without intention of giving it back.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherin x gryffindor #slytherin x ravenclaw #gryffindor x hufflepuff #gryffindor x slytherin #gryffindor x ravenclaw #hufflepuff x ravenclaw #hufflepuff x gryffindor

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Real conversation between Slytherin(me), Gryffindor(Ruby) and Hufflepuff(Liv)

*Sly, Gryff and Puff talking*

Hufflepuff: I hope u stay away from me in our desired reality but at the same time I hope not bc you are weird but I’m weird but you are weird weird but I’m weird weird in another weird way.

Slytherin: You know you don’t want me to stay away.

Hufflepuff: We are in same dorm tho.

Slytherin: You have no option.

Hufflepuff: I’m moving out.

Gryffindor: Are you talking to me or her.

Hufflepuff: Both.

Slytherin: We are spending 24/7 together I DON’T CARE.

Hufflepuff: Fine.

Slytherin: Good girl.

Hufflepuff: You owe me a chocolate tho.

#harry potter #slytherin #hufflepuff #gryffindor #slytherpuff #hufflerin #slytherdor #gryffinrin #gryffinpuff #huffledor #gryffindor x slytherin #slytherin x gryffindor #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x gryffindor #gryffindor x hufflepuff #shifting

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Real conversation between Slytherin(me) Gryffindor(Ruby) and Hufflepuff(Liv)

*Slytherin and Gryffindor aggressive flirting and making dirty jokes*

Hufflepuff: Why are you always so horny?

Slytherin: We weren’t loved as kids.

Gryffindor: First;

Also Gryffindor: We are still kids.

Also Gryffindor: Second.

Also Gryffindor: We are still not loved.

#slytherin #gryffindor #hufflepuff #slytherdor #gryffinrin #gryffinpuff #huffledor #slytherpuff #hufflerin #slytherin x gryffindor #gryffindor x slytherin #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x gryffindor #gryffindor x hufflepuff #harry potter #shifting

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

i’ll script that he looks at me like this everytime i talk to other boy and you know what happens after

#mattheo riddle #slytherin #hogwarts #harry potter

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

not to be dramatic but i’d let him step on me and i’d thank him

#mattheo riddle #harry potter #deadly class #marcus lopez arguello #marcus lopez imagine

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Real conversation between Slytherin(me) and Hufflepuff(Liv)

Hufflepuff: SLY!

Slytherin: PUFF?

Hufflepuff: SLY!

Slytherin: WHAT?

Hufflepuff: Post on tumblr I’m dying to see your posts.

Slytherin:

Slytherin: I need ideas.

Hufflepuff: Look at our conversations.

#slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin #hufflepuff #harry potter

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Real conversation between Slytherin(me), Gryffindor(Ruby) and Hufflepuff(Abby)

TW: use of swear words (added this because tumblr is snowflake)

Gryffindor and Hufflepuff: *talking*

Slytherin: I need peach cock so I can watch Deadly Class.

Hufflepuff:

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff: What’s peach cocky?

Slytherin: Peacock.

Gryffindor: I thought you were talking about d!ck.

#slytherin #gryffindor #hufflepuff #slytherpuff #hufflerin #slytherdor #gryffinrin #gryffinpuff #huffledor #gryffindor x slytherin #slytherin x gryffindor #slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflepuff x gryffindor #gryffindor x hufflepuff #harry potter #deadly class

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

Real conversation between Slytherin(me), Gryffindor(Leen) and Hufflepuffs (Liv and Abby)

Hufflepuff 1: If I die soon I just want you to know I appreciate this group.

Gryffindor: Puff are you ok?

Hufflepuff 2: Are you ok?

Hufflepuff 1: You know the Chinese nuke bomb that was accidentally shot into the ai–

Slytherin: Not me sucking my skin so I can tell my dad my sister hit me.

Hufflepuff 2: *laughs* I do that.

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff 1:

Slytherin: Don’t unalive yourself.

Gryffindor: It’s not what she was talking about.

Hufflepuff 1: Sly I hate you.

Slytherin: You know you love me.

#slytherin #gryffindor #hufflepuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #hufflerin #slytherin x gryffindor #gryffindor x slytherin #gryffindor x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x gryffindor

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

slytherin: PUFF!

hufflepuff: Yes?

slytherin: Listen, I need your help.

hufflepuff: *nods*

slytherin: But you can’t tell anyone.

hufflepuff: Ok Sly where is this go–

slytherin: I need a skull.

hufflepuff: A wha–

slytherin: Yes a skull.

hufflepuff: *sighs* Ok but if you promise you won’t tell anyone.

slytherin: Wha–

hufflepuff: *pulls out several skulls* Choose one.

slytherin: This one will do.

@hp-nerds

#slytherpuff #slytherin #hufflepuff #harry potter #slytherin x hufflepuff #hufflepuff x slytherin

[dumbledoresgreybeard]

he’s so hot😩🤌🏻

#mattheo riddle #possessive #fanfic #slytherin #marcus lopez arguello #deadly class