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emilysjjareau · 5 hours

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Elle Greenaway in "Blood Hungry"

#my love #elle greenaway #q

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emilysjjareau · 7 hours

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CRIMINAL MINDS 01.17 | A Real Rain

#babyyyy girll i love uuu #jenifer jareau #q

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emilysjjareau · 19 days

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what do you mean jj jareau isn't a raging lesbian who's desperately in love with emily prentiss? what do you mean she's happily married to a man? what do you mean her children aren't hers and emily's? WHAT DO YOU MEAN????

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emilysjjareau · 20 days

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ELLE GREENAWAY IN CRIMINAL MINDS | S01E03 "Won't Get Fooled Again"

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emilysjjareau · 4 months

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Criminal Minds: Evolution | Emily Prentiss | 16x05

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emilysjjareau · 4 months

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emily: *minding her own business and packing up to go home* jj: 👁️🫦👁️

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emilysjjareau · 1 year

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emily tara jj and penelope could have been the greatest girl band of all time but they could never get together on an aesthetic

LMFAOOO this is so funny and so true???? listen they just have completely different styles and if u try telling one of those woman to dress a specific way to match the other? chaos you'll get a lecture

#this ask has got met thinking jahhaha ty !#ask

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emilysjjareau · 1 year

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Your blog is awesome based on the title alone I lobe it

jfndm thank you so much i appreciate it!! the bau women have such a strong chokehold on me

#i havent been updating this blog so im sorryyy😭😭 i swear ill get back into it #ask

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emilysjjareau · 1 year

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JENNIFER JAREAU | 16.01 Just Getting Started

#milf lemme wife u up #jennifer jareau #cm evolution #cm spoilers

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emilysjjareau · 1 year

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EMILY PRENTISS AND TARA LEWIS in: Criminal Minds Just Getting Started (16.01)

#the wives are fucking flirting in the middle of a case #RIGHT IN FRONT OG MY SALAD #saur true of them #CRISPY DELICIOOUS SUCH PRETTY AND NATURAL COLOURING IM OBESSED SHOW ME UR WAYS #cm evolution #tara lewis #emily prentiss

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emilysjjareau · 1 year

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alright here's how jemily can still win—

#always and 5ever in my jemily agenda no matter the circumstances #milf era jemily is so much stronger now

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emilysjjareau · 1 year

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Cards on the table. This is not my first time dating a woman, but, oh, man, it is my first time being this happy.

#omg omg omg everyone shut up #gays on the bau finally being able to be seen with other women?>>>#spoilers

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emilysjjareau · 1 year

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every episode of criminal minds

lady: walking down dark alley slowly and alone (everything a woman would never do)

white guy in hoodie: hey

lady: AHH

white guy in hoodie: u look like my mom *stabs her* *takes her toes*

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emily: and then i got drunk and slammed that bitch’s head into the bar counter

derek: haha thats great-

jj: its a bad one *hands out files*

emily: let me eat you out

(in the conference room)

jj: so yeah this guy stabs ladies. but now, he takes their toes

spencer: hes escalating

hotch: 😡😡😡 wheels up in 30

(zoom in on the plane)

jj: if when you do, but i cannot for the yes of he was what i no 💖 -lil huddy

(in the plane)

emily: sexual sadist

spencer: the history of toes is actually a long starting with the ancient indians they used to-

derek: dont make me put ur head through the plane window pretty boy. although i know you would love that

spencer: 😳😑

garcia on the phone: okay so i made a list of all the white guys in arizona.

derek: i want to taste ur guts

garcia: impale me with ur cock

hotch: thanks garcia 😡😡😡

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detective alzhiemers: we spoke on the phone and i invited u here but i just want u to know i dont trust a single fucking thing you say. wow agent jareau u got that barbie doll build.

hotch: 😡 where can we set up

(at the crime scene)

rossi: 👁👄👁 he took their toes. but u can see the bone here.

(camera zooms in on derek)

derek: *takes off his sunglasses* *flexes* hes devolving

(at the m.e)

doctor dr. : so basically he kills them. u can see because theyre dead. he takes their toes but its sloppy.

emily: he must be doing it because he doesnt have any toes.

reid: *calling garcia* we need a list

(music escalates)

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spencer: yeah so basically hes white and a sexual sadist

hotch: mid 30s, his mother didnt love him

emily: HES IMPOTENT because his girlfriend cut off his balls

derek: and he does not have toes. we gotta catch him fast. *picks up a call from garcia*

jj: i will be telling the press so we can get calls about men without toes.

garcia: hey my 12 inch bad dragon dick. i found him- Ben Serialkiller, 54 creep lane. born without toes, his mom kicked him out when he was 5.

derek: thanks babygirl. remind me to kiss ur feet tonight.

rossi: god am i old enough to die

detective alzheimers: actually i think youre completely wrong.

emily: we dont fucking care shut up limpdick

other cops: okay we believe you now

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(in a dark basement)

spencer: Ben, i get it. u dont have to kill these women. *puts the gun down and takes off kevlar for no fucking reason* my mom tried to kill me too. but im not a serial killer.

white guy in hoodie: you dont get it.

rossi: you dont want to kill her. we can let the world know of your struggle, ben. we will teach them of a world with men without toes.

white guy in hoodie: okay i guess. *lets go of lady* *cries*

hotch: 😡😡😡 *cuffs him*

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morgan, on the jet: u did good today, kid.

reid: thanks. i wonder what my life would be like if i didnt have 3 lifetimes of trauma on my 27 year old back.

morgan: hahaha

emily, joining in: hahahaha. loser

hotch: 😡😡😡 i wish i had emotions

jj: i miss my kids

emily: can we fuck yet