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I Don’t Wanna Spend One More Christmas Without You // Poly!Cashton
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@cal-puddies​​ and I want to thank everyone who read/liked/reblogged/left us feedback during our Hoe For The Hoe-lidays event. We keep saying we can’t believe we pulled this off: between our 10 solo fics and this co-write, we posted over 30k words this week! I’m proud of not only that impressive feat but also the work we produced, these have been some of my favorite pieces in recent memory.
We knew we wanted to close out with a Galaxybrain co-write but we weren’t sure which of our lanes to feed. We figured, hey it’s the season of giving: why not both? 😏 In true Cass & Crystal fashion, this started out with us just being thirsty (we wrote the smut first lmao) but ended up being super heartfelt and emotional? Please be sure and let us know what you think, we couldn’t be prouder of this one!
Warnings: Reader x Calum, Reader x Ashton, Calum x Ashton; a relatively new throuple trying to figure out how to express their feelings for one another, filth but make it fluffy, unprotected sex within a triad relationship, oral sex performed on both a male and a female, manual stimulation of both a male and a female, cum play 
Word Count: 9150
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“Food’s here,” a voice quietly announces with a rap on the door.
You turn to see Calum in your bedroom doorway, sheepishly mouthing ‘sorry’ when he realizes you’re on the phone. You step over to him and whisper, “I’m almost done, bub,” reassuring him with a quick peck on the lips.
A few minutes later, you follow the sounds of loud laughter and conversation to the living room; you smile when you see Ashton standing there, in the midst of an animated story while Cal sits on the couch, hanging on every word, laughing as if it’s the funniest thing he’s ever witnessed. You honestly wonder if maybe it is.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Kiss me at Midnight // Calum Hood
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Final day of blurbs! This has to be one of my favorites that I’ve written so I am very excited to share! If you haven’t yet, go check out Crystal’s over at @kindahoping4forever​! Hers is equally excellent!
Tomorrow is the big day with our big full length and the end of Hoe for the Hoe-lidays, so I hope you guys have enjoyed!
Once again, the biggest shouts to Crystal for being the graphic mastermind and much better at updating masterlists than me!
Warnings: unprotected sex in an unestablished relationship, general cal banter.
Word Count: 1656
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Take Me Home For Christmas // Ashton Irwin
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Thank you to everyone for the incredible feedback about yesterday’s fic! I can’t believe we’re nearing the end of Hoe For The Hoe-lidays - Cass and I hope you’ve enjoyed our holiday stories and that you’ll continue to enjoy them even once the holiday season is over. 
Be on the lookout for today’s Cal blurb to be posted to @cal-puddies​​ and absolutely, 1000% like set a reminder on your phone if you have to, do not forget to come back here to my blog tomorrow for the closing ceremony of The Hoe-lidays: the latest galaxybrain co-write from me and Cass. No spoilers but it might be my fav collab of ours to date.
Warnings: Banter, bonding and boning with stranger in a bar!Ash (the fic is much sweeter than that but I couldn’t resist the alliteration), casual protected sex, female masturbation, use of a vibrator  
Word Count: 3000
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“Two years! Love of my life, best thing that ever happened!” Ashton raises his glass in an exaggerated toast and the inquiring stranger smiles kindly, taking their own drink and walking away.
You don’t know how you managed to wait until the coast was clear before you burst out laughing. He glances behind him to make sure the curious patron is gone before he turns to you, grinning. “Should I have said three or four years, was that too much for two? My relationships typically don’t last even that long,” he admits, shaking his head.
“Listen, if I were well-adjusted enough to know what it’s like for someone to call me ‘the best thing that ever happened’ to them, I probably wouldn’t be spending Christmas Eve alone in a bar,” you point out with a laugh.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Baby Please Come Home // Calum Hood
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I cannot believe we are already on day 4! How’s everyone feelin so far? Are Cashton girls being fed? We hope so! Crystal ( @kindahoping4forever​ ) is being a darling dear and keeping the linked masterlist updated, and creating all the graphics. We stan!
Crystal will be posting her Ashton piece in a little bit and we’ll see ya back tomorrow for the last blurbs! And then monday you will get a brand new full length fic from the galaxybrain duo. And it’s holiday themed but no other hints/spoilers.
Warnings: Boyfriend!Cal, facetime sex, mutual masturbation
Word Count: 1454
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Under The Christmas Lights // Ashton Irwin
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Cass and I are having a blast so we hope everyone has been enjoying Hoe For The Hoe-lidays as much as we are. Her Cal blurb for the day, Baby Please Come Home, is up at @cal-puddies​ and it is one of my favorites from her, so you should definitely check it out if you haven’t already. (And as always, links to all of this week’s blurbs are in the event masterlist below!) Stay tuned tomorrow for our last set of blurbs and our grand finale on Monday: a galaxybrain co-write I guarantee you do not want to miss.
Extra thanks to Cass for helping me figure out what this story wanted to be. The overall concept remained but the structure, character details and tone of it took on a life of its own and morphed drastically as I was writing it. 
Warnings: Established slow burn with Neighbor!Ash, mentions of quarantine, a healthy helping of thirst and sexual tension, implied consensual voyeurism and exhibitionism, mutual masturbation
Word Count: 4048
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“Quite the festive display you have there.”
He stops at the end of his driveway, popping an earbud out as he turns towards your voice. Your next door neighbor, Ashton, stands in his yard, looking at you expectantly as you sit on your front porch, gesturing towards the freshly hung Christmas decorations all along his house.
“Oh thanks! I’m actually not even done. Waiting on a few more pieces to be delivered, really trying to merry things up, you know?” He answers, turning to collect today’s mail.
“Oh really? Everything’s already so bright and eye-catching… up so early too,” you punctuate your evaluation with a sip of coffee.
He smiles at you and you’re almost embarrassed to say you feel your heart skip a beat. You admit you had a bit of a crush on him when you moved in last year and for a while it seemed plausible you could’ve ended up more than just friendly neighbors. But that hope was yet another thing 2020 took from you.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Wrapped in Red // Calum Hood
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Day 3! Check the masterlist for what you’ve already missed, and make sure you go and check out @kindahoping4forever​ , Crystal’s Ashton post today, All I Want for Christmas is You! You can expect 2 blurbs a day until the 21st when we post a new galaxybrain, full length fic! We’re super excited to hear what yall think so don’t be afraid to interact!
also super big shouts to Crystal for doing every single graphic for HFH! Send her some love!!! (and ash gremlin asks for her birthday!)
Warnings: dirty talk, unprotected sex in an established relationship, general smut ideas.
Word Count: 2320
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ficsidig · 3 years
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All I Want For Christmas Is You // Ashton Irwin
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Day 3 of Hoe For The Hoe-lidays! I hope everyone is enjoying the event so far, we’re having a lot of fun! Please be sure to let us know what you think either via ask or in your tags if you’re a kind reblogging soul 😉
Stay tuned today for a new Cal blurb from Cass on her @cal-puddies​​ blog and as always, each new piece will be linked on the masterlist below.
Warnings: Oh you know, just gifting Boyfriend!Ash with some good old fashioned road head for the holidays 😌
Word Count: 1785
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“I would’ve taken you to get some real coffee if you’d asked,” Ashton comments grumpily.
You ignore his negativity, pecking his cheek. “It’s good! I mean it’s still gas station coffee but it’s not flavored or anything. Unsweetened and disgusting, exactly what you like,” you cheerfully reply, sitting the drinks in the cup holder.
When he’d heard you were planning to travel a couple hours away to pick up a gift you wanted to give your mother for Christmas, he eagerly offered to accompany you on your journey, even volunteering to drive.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Let it Snow // Calum Hood
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It’s here! Day 2! if you missed yesterday’s I posted Christmas and Chill and Crystal ( @kindahoping4forever​ ) posted Santa, Baby! You can expect 2 blurbs a day until the 21st when we post a new galaxybrain, full length fic! We’re super excited to hear what yall think so don’t be afraid to interact!
Warnings: Cal looking cozy, protected sex in an unestablished relationship, general cal fluff.
Word Count: 1485
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Do You Hear What I Hear? // Ashton Irwin
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Day 2 of Hoe For The Hoe-lidays! Thanks to everyone who read/shared/yelled at us for yesterday’s offerings and if you missed out, all stories posted so far are linked in the event masterlist below. Cass has already posted her 🥵 Cal blurb for the day over on @cal-puddies​​ so be sure and check that out too!
This might be my fav that I’ve written for the week and I’m excited to hear what y’all think! 
Warnings: Sneaky, sleepy, sweet Boyfriend!Ash lovin’ on Christmas morning. Unprotected sex within an established relationship. 
Word Count: 1585
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“Baby…” He whispers, voice cautious, reprimanding. “What if someone saw you?!”
You invite yourself into his bed and despite his hesitation, he instinctively wraps his arms around you, pulling you close against his chest. “Ash, it’s the middle of the night, no one’s awake to see me. And I missed you,” you reassure him, voice muffled against the waffled fabric of his shirt.
When you called your mom to confirm plans for your Christmas visit, you can’t say you were surprised to hear her casually but pointedly mention that your room was ready and they’d also cleared out the guest room for Ashton.
Your parents had always been old-fashioned and while you often found it endearing, lying in bed by yourself instead of snuggling your boyfriend in the early morning hours of Christmas had you questioning that sentiment.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Christmas and Chill // Calum Hood
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Welcome to a very special holiday edition of Hoe Hours! Crys and I have been brainstorming and bouncing ideas off each other about this for a while now and we couldn’t be more excited to share the concepts we came up with. Get ready for one blurb a day from each of us until Monday the 21st when we close out with a full length collab fic!
Crystal @kindahoping4forever​  posted her Ashton blurb a little bit ago, so make sure you check it out (the christmas puns are beyond! Santa, Baby) And as always, she is a true queen and will be creating an event masterlist for you to keep track of all our work in one place.
Warnings: Boyfriend!Cal looking cozy, smoking weed, unprotected sex in an established relationship, general cal boyfriend fluff.
Word Count: 1714
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Santa Baby // Ashton Irwin
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Welcome to a very special holiday edition of Hoe Hours! Cass and I have been brainstorming and bouncing ideas off each other about this for a while now and we couldn’t be more excited to share the concepts we came up with. Get ready for one blurb a day from each of us until Monday the 21st when we close out with a full length collab fic!
Be sure to check out the Cal blurb Cass posted over on @cal-puddies​ today and I’ve also linked an event masterlist for you to keep track of all our work in one place.
Warnings: Boyfriend!Ash looking like a holiday snacc in a Santa costume. So many Christmas puns and so much banter I don’t blame you for blocking me tbh. Unprotected sex in an established relationship, sex in a public place (I guess?) 
Word Count: 2100
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You wave goodbye to the last of your co-workers, wishing them a safe and happy holiday. You don’t know what possessed you to volunteer to organize your office’s Christmas party this year but it proved to be worth the stress, as everyone seemed to enjoy themselves.
It all went as planned except for one major hiccup: the guy you’d hired to surprise everyone as Santa had bailed on you that afternoon. With the clock ticking until the party, your boyfriend stepped up and offered to fill the role, even managing to find a store selling a full costume at the last minute. You couldn’t have been more grateful and as a man who loves being the center of attention, Ashton was a great addition to the party, taking photos and chatting with your co-workers in character.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Watch Me Bloom: A Few Hours Ago // Ashton Irwin
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Here we are at the final installment! This section was honestly the driving force behind me deciding to write this whole thing - the night of the album release I was so inspired I told a handful of people about both this section and the fic as a whole, without knowing if I would ever follow through on it. I ended up writing it just to see if I could, unsure if I would even end up posting it. I’m glad I did and I hope you are too!
Thank you to everyone who has read and/or given feedback on the first two chapters - it really does mean a lot. Thank you to @ashtonangst for the real time reaction messages that are as equally entertaining as they are helpful. And like basically all of my work, this entire 10k+ monster of self-indulgence wouldn’t have been possible without the guidance, cheerleading and wisdom of @cal-puddies
Warnings: Boyfriend!Ash in fluffy, contemplative (and obviously smutty) situations. Weed smoking, oral sex performed on both a male and a female (perhaps simultaneously oop), unprotected sex within an established relationship
Word Count: 3534
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You knew Ashton had been wanting to do something to commemorate the album release but you were still shocked to wake up to the sound of him hauling your suitcase out of the closet.
“Oh good, you’re up!” He giggles. “Think you can be ready to take off for a few days by the time I’m done with my interviews?”
You stare blankly at him for a moment or two and he offers another round of giggles before quickly explaining the arrangements he’d made for a desert retreat to thank everyone who helped him put his album together; he’s talking a mile a minute, describing the Airbnb he’d booked, the safety precautions he’d asked everyone to take, the plans he had for activities once everyone got there.
It’d be a lot to take in even if you hadn’t just woken up but you love when he’s excited like this, so animated and bright, you can practically feel the joy radiating from him. You promise to be ready after lunch and with a quick kiss, he’s rushing downstairs for a Zoom appointment.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Watch Me Bloom: A Few Weeks Ago // Ashton Irwin
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Thanks to everyone who read, shared and/or sent a kind word about A Few Months Ago. I’ve never divided up a fic like this before so it’s been both exciting and nerve-wracking, but I’m so pleased to see the response! 
The concept for this section came about early on but I revised and retooled it a lot so again, many thank yous to @cal-puddies​​ for the constant (and I mean constant) encouragement, reassurance and support that I require when writing, I know I was especially needy about this one. 😂 Also shout out to @ashtonangst​​ for the last minute notes and vote of confidence on the final revision.
No thanks to Ashton Irwin for distracting me, stealing my thunder and generally being a Gremlin TWICE IN ONE DAY. He’s the worst and I love him 😌
Warnings: Boyfriend!Ash featuring the slightest hint of angst, unprotected sex within an established relationship, shower sex, mirror sex, playful spanking, wow there’s really not a graceful euphemism for tit fucking is there? Well there’s elements of that as well as oral sex performed on a male and brief cum play. But like. All in a soft, fluffy context lmao
Word Count: 3390
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You exhale loudly as you shut your laptop and reach for your phone. You’d arranged to take the morning off, wanting to be with Ashton when news of his album broke online, to watch the chaos unfold, to enjoy seeing him take in all the love and excitement you knew he deserved.
You were grateful to be working from home but it’s often difficult to get away and unfortunately, you woke up to calls about a work emergency, resulting in an unavoidable Zoom meeting that dominated your morning. Ash was understanding but you couldn’t help how disappointed you were.
You scroll through the messages from him, smiling at the liberal use of exclamation points and bizarre choice of emojis used to convey his excitement about the screenshots and links he’d sent you. He’s already getting press and the fans are losing their minds at every new piece of information. You’re thrilled for him but can’t shake how defeated you feel that you weren’t able to be there to experience it all firsthand.
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ficsidig · 3 years
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Watch Me Bloom: A Few Months Ago // Ashton Irwin
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I’m so excited to finally share this with everyone! As I mentioned, the week leading up to Superbloom really inspired me. It was so hard to believe that just seven months prior, we were living the ups and downs of CALM’s release while this was a essentially a never ending parade of self-reflection and joy. My fic Release explored a relationship dealing with CALM and I thought it’d be fun to see what the Superbloom experience might look like thru the lens of a relationship. (I wouldn’t say it’s a sequel - in my mind, they’re different relationships- but you could call it a thematic companion.)
As always (but honestly even more so this time because omg this section especially changed again and again), my eternal love and gratitude to @cal-puddies​​ for always offering direction, notes, encouragement and a good roast when I need it.
Warnings: What a surprise, it’s Boyfriend!Ash. Brief quarantine mention. So much fluffy smut you’ll wonder if I’m alright. Oral sex performed on a female. Unprotected sex within an established relationship. This is the tame chapter, folks. The calm before the smutty storm, if you will.
Word Count: 3319
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You sleepily roll over to snuggle your boyfriend but instead of being surrounded by the warm firmness of Ashton’s back, you feel cool air and the beginnings of a falling sensation. Your body jolts awake to catch itself, your brain making the unpleasant discovery that there’s no one laying next to you and you’re about to tumble off the couch. You shake your head upon realizing you once again fell asleep in the living room, watching TV.
It was a bad habit you fell into once Ashton got busy with his new project. You still hadn’t gotten used to falling asleep without him and a part of you can’t help but long for the early days of quarantine, when you spent the majority of your time lazily wrapped up in sheets and each other.
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ficsidig · 4 years
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who’s in charge? - an ashton irwin one shot
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a/n: okay so i wholeheartedly blame @irwinkitten​ for sending me this tiktok and daring me to ruin her with it.  this was most definitely not proofread so if it sucks i am SORRY 
word count: 1.6k
pairing: ashton irwin x f!reader
warnings: oral (female receiving), some praises, lowkey almost some sub!ash before he switches back to being s i r
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You had been playing with Ashton’s hair all day, constantly running your fingers through and lightly tugging on his hair when he would give you shit.  He had decided to grow it, much to your delight, because something about seeing him with his hair pulled back set something off deep inside you.
Ashton was going out for a casual dinner with the boys that night, and per his request you put his hair into a bun - “You do it better,” he whined, pressing kisses to your neck, knowing that was the easiest way to get you to give in.
Once his hair was done, he switched into black ripped jeans and a silk button down with a few of the top buttons left undone, showing his chest hair he had recently let grow back.  He must have felt you staring because he turned to you with a knowing grin, “Like what you see, my love?”
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ficsidig · 4 years
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a million little times // ashton irwin
big shout out to @kindahoping4forever for letting me work this out and coming in with the last minute help for re-ordering. i hope she was surprised because i started this so she would be. (old convo a while ago, i didn’t forget!)
word count: 2169
warnings: angsty, mentions of cheating/infidelity, mentions of sex
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Ash falls onto his bed. Your smell surrounds him, from the last time you were there; a tawdry 2 weeks of nakedness and sex, kissing and talking and showing you everything he could be for you. 
But you still left when Logan came back. 
Him and the band were in rehearsal for tour and he knew it’d be months before he could see you again. He wouldn’t get to see you until he was home or if Logan left and you could get away.
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ficsidig · 4 years
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I’d Rather Be In Love // An Ashton Irwin 5 + 1 Fic
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I had been feeling a bit off creatively so while I was on my Tumblr break, I started playing around with the 5 +1 fic format, mainly as a writing exercise; coming up with the overall “theme” and then thinking of the vignettes that would fit in with it is actually a pretty cool brainstorming activity. I don’t know what it was about this particular idea I had but once this popped into my head, I couldn’t stop writing and finished it in about a day. It’s a bit of a departure stylistically (and tonally?) for me so I was wayyyy needy and insecure about it so thank you (as always) to @cal-puddies​ for encouraging me and to @ashtonangst​ for hyping me up when I needed it.
Description: Five first times and one last time with Ashton
Warnings: Boyfriend!Ash (I mean), implied smut (it’s only implied, I know, I’m shocked too), mild angst, a lot of fluff (I know, I’m shocked too)
Word Count: 3,707
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The First Meet
“I’d get comfortable if I were you, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes and haven’t seen a bartender yet.”
You’re not usually the type to talk to strangers in bars and you’re especially not the one to break the ice but there was something about this man that had you feeling bold. You’d been sitting at the back bar, people watching, waiting for your friends to arrive and he caught your attention as soon as he walked in. Hair slicked, perfectly styled save for one stray curl dangling in front of his eyes, crisp leather jacket and black jeans matched with a pressed button down shirt, impractically left unbuttoned enough to reveal a variety of necklaces and an alluring amount of chest hair. You never realized you found chest hair attractive until now. Huh.
He fixes his eyes on you and any nerves you were feeling are immediately drowned in a sparkling sea of hazel coloring and amused curiosity. “Is that so?” He replies in a voice tinged with an accent you can’t quite place. “This kind of thing happen here a lot?”
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