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drew, texting: you gay ass bitch
connor, texting: i mean yeah but what specifically?
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travis: blood lust but i'm not lusting for blood, i'm lusting for you when you're covered in that blood ;)
katie:
katie: trav please we're at a counselor's meeting
drew, eating popcorn: no, go on
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travis: i'm acting childish? i'm acting childish? no really???
travis: no shit i'm acting childish i'm fucking TWELVE!!! I AM A CHILD
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cecil: i'm a fyf
cecil: feef?
cecil: thieth
cecil: theth
cecil: thyth?
will: thief?
cecil: yah
cecil: i'm in jail again
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doesn’t drink enough water: Leo, Annabeth, Hazel
drinks the right amount of water on purpose: Jason
drinks the right amount of water on accident : Percy
drinks too much water and constantly needs to pee: Piper
tries to drink the right amount of water but sometimes transforms into animals who need more or less water than humans or have smaller bladders and then immediately needs to pee which is usually inconvenient bc he’s in the midst of battle so it’s really an uphill battle: frank
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playing pictionary, silena and chris are a team, clarisse and beckendorf are a team
clarisse: IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?!
beckendorf: yeah actually
silena: it's just pictionary????
chris: just pictionary? JUST PICTIONARY? WE FIGHT AT DAWN
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clarisse: IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?!
beckendorf: yeah actually
silena: it's just uno????
chris: just uno? JUST UNO? WE FIGHT AT DAWN
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malcolm: good vibes and sunshine? not in my house
malcolm: here we have rainy days and SEVERE PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS
Connor:
connor: okay so--
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i know how demigod genetics actually work but i gotta tell you before hearing about new rome my 8 year old brain was absolutely FERAL over the idea that it worked like a punnett square
like.
. god gene mortal gene
god gene god demigod
mortal gene demigod mortal
can you fucking imagine?
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During the MoA Leo should’ve forced everyone to do one of those breaking the ice activities.
like
Leo: if we’re going to work together we need to know a bit about each other, so let’s go around the room and say your first and last name, your godly parent, and one way Hera has messed up your life😊
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i need good vibes and sunshine and unfortunately it is rainy so :/ where are the good vibes?
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fun fact, not only did jason grace commit suicide in the burning maze as i said (here) but Percy Jackson was suicidal in the lightning thief, and suicidal (if not outright ATTEMPTING suicide in blood of olympus. it's not fun. it's really sad.
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semiaquatic secret agent
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me ET for me
Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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tw suicide
Jason Grace dying in the Burning Maze. From suicide. I have a lot of thoughts
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There's this weird tendency among fandom types where they'll take a character, and insist that they are fans of them, before changing their design, age, pronouns, backstory, blood type, species, hometown, favorite color, zodiac sign, medical history, and every other facet of their being.
They will then violently insist that this version is superior to the canon one and act like they "fixed" them and it's like. Buddy that's not the same character anymore. That's just your own oc commiting identity fraud. Like. I get the desire to experiment with different interpretations of a story. But first of all it's okay to just make an original character if that's what you really want to do. And second of all, are you even really a fan of the character you "fixed" if they're a completely different person afterwards?
Like. Idk dude for somebody who claims to be a fan you sure don't seem to like them as they are :/
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