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Oh, he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger My twisted humor make him laugh so often My honeybee, come and get this pollen

#wow. #sabrina carpenter #gifs

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#um. yeah #my socks are already on before i put on shoes #they’re not a pre shoe putting on activity #that post that’s like love when tumblr users make an assumption that is deeply wrong lol #misc #polls

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#i think joyce should take this one #misc

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KATE & ANTHONY | BRIDGERTON S3 PROMO

#wow they look so good #bridgerton #kate x anthony #gifs

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I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

#wow. #just because your mind is a tiny little square don’t rob us of fun #imagine the numbers this would’ve done #misc

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#misc

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And when you signed these documents, were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?

#you had one friend 📢📢📢 #tsn #gifs

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#even split that nodding gif you know the one #big #i’ve become known as the one with the tits by my friends and am regularly introduced as such to new people by them #polls #about me

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

#ci ne ma #mcu

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buckeddie brainrot so strong i’ve dreamt about them 2 nights in a row

#zuz.txt #zuz watches 911 #and it’s in the format of like show realistic moments you know it’s not just them fucking nasty

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Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

#bridget jones moment #misc

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#palestine

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Reblog with your score

#11 #i don’t play a lot of games i just play the ones i play a lot yk #misc

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That fucking island. Makes you do shit you don't wanna do. How is it we haven't figured that out by now? ★ ANNE BONNY

#amazing show amazing character amazing gifset #black sails #anne bonny #gifs

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#her glowing orbs…. #cats

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Mal's Gilmore Girls rewatch: Those Are Strings, Pinocchio 3.22

#that’s her dad!!! 🥲 #gilmore girls #luke x rory #gifs

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i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)

#misc