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Will Knot

If a man ties knots, he can't

That is to say he "can knot."

If he's tying one now he doesn't:

"Does knot" what a funny thought.

But if a man tries to tie and cannot,

We might say the man can'tn't.

And if he can, but is not right now,

Then he doesn'tn't but certainly can't.

Ask him to knot later,

He might say "yes, I won't,"

Or "willn't" depending on

What contraction comes out his throat

And if you're willing to learn

But unskilled by chance

You'd say to the knot-wanter

"I can'tn't but won't when I can't."

#poem #writing #funk mclovin #silly #my stuff

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Llaois and Falin are not trans in the slightest lmfaoooooo

^ actual panel from the manga

#dungeon meshi

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funniest dunmesh trans headcanon is falin was a cis girl before getting eaten and a trans girl after

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theres always some evil god damned wizard

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

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Happy (very belated) homestuck day (Ignore this is 3 days late shhh)

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one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it

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@fruitsoftheape100

#poem #poetry

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It's awesome to see these sweet boys sharing a sensitive giggle

#fav

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A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

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~ 𝑺𝒑𝒂 𝑵𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 スパ夜 ~

#vaporwave #music #original #funk mclovin

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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

#homestuck #tavros #out of touch thursday

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i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974