team rocket bisexual power couple
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coconut water based hydration drinks are the bomb diggity
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quit apologizing for the space you occupy!!! it’s you, bitch! take that shit up!
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I GOT A HOUSE TODAY :D
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asking my oral surgeon to remove my uterus while i’m under, wish me luck
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brushing your teeth in the shower is the broke bitch’s waterpik
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if anybody knows anything. please let me know!
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the way society treats childfree women is…not it
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it didn’t! B-)
cutting all of my hair off tomorrow man i sure hope it cures my depression!
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holy shit. after one year together i just found out my partner can SING REALLY WELL. oh my fucking god. i am in tears. i am so very in love
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cutting all of my hair off tomorrow man i sure hope it cures my depression!
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dating my bestie was the best decision i ever made
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idk who needs to hear this but you don’t need to live some big grand adventure of a life. if staying in and watching your favorite movie repeatedly or browsing tumblr or reading is what you look forward to doing each day, that’s perfectly okay. i think people become so consumed with trying to collect as many interesting narratives as they possibly can that they struggle to feel whole when simply existing. all life is, is the present moment. that’s it. how you choose to spend that time is entirely up to you and shouldn’t be so concerned with the finite amount of time we have. you don’t need to feel pressured into living the most interesting possible life. simply existing is what we are designed to do and how you choose to do so is rightfully your choice to make; there is no right or wrong answer.
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grapes are such peculiar little berries
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this is my favorite emoji 🕺 . look at that lil guy. look at him!!! 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
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thinking about the whopper sacrifice. what in the marketing was that about
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some songs were meant to be played during the day and some songs were meant to be played during the night.
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