The Robins as Fast Food Chains
Tim: Hey Dick, if I were a fast food chain which would I be?
Damian: You would be Taco Bell because you are a sub par imitation of the real thing.
Jason: At least he doesn't idolize the McDonalds of the family.
Dick: Hey! Wh-
Jason: You're over done, over polished, and over rated. And you're a clown.
Damian: Shut up Todd, you are burger king because you just won't stay dead.
Jason: Shut your goddamn mouth Subway. You pretend to be better than everyone else but really you're just an undersized, stale, and irrelevant piece of soggy bread.
Dick: Ok! That's enough. Damian you are Subway because you're adaptable and an underestimated powerhouse. Jason you're Burger King because you're ambitious and kids love you. Tim you're Taco Bell because you're strategic, funny, and work well with others.
Jason: Fine! Dick, you're McDonald's because you're reliable and give others happiness.
Tim: Ok, this is nice and all. But I'm trying to take this Buzzfeed quiz and Taco Bell isn't one of the options. So...
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