System Of A Down made a press release announcing that Serj Tankian passed away, and then a few minutes later they had to cancel the announcement because he somehow came back, and was found in a Five Guys, for some reason.
I was playing a giant crane game at a Five Guys and won a prize, but it was just another crane game claw. I traded it to the guy at the register, who was my middle school band director, for five cents.