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Tony: Here's some advice
Y/N: I didn't ask for any
Tony: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Arthur: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
John: Wednesay
Arthur: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*
Y/N: *Starts coughing*
Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?
Thor: Are you crying? It's o-
Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.
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eat
read fanfic
cry
sleep
rinse & repeat
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Mycroft:y/n sherlock says I'm fat. Am I?
Y/n:could you say that again?all I heard was mooo
Sherlock:*wheezes and high fives y/n*
Mycroft:well well look at the people who are gonna be arrested because of the mysterious files that are about to be found in their laptopts
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Tony: If I die, donate my body to science for research.
Bruce: Okay…
Tony: Except my middle finger. Send that to Steve.
Steve: Hey-
Y/N: Done.
Steve: Hey!
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You: What goes up but never comes down?
Stephen: The amount of stress you bring me
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