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hardcore-jones · 1 day

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I finally caught up on the hsr story and..... What the fuck just happened

#stfu jones #Spoilers in tags #Did Sunday just die?#Hello??#I know aven isn't like DEAD DEAD BUT LIKE #what's going on

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hardcore-jones · 9 days

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🌹🪶

chomp

at least I meant to draw this as a silly doodle but i somewhat put dedication onto it 😭

base / referenced from @/m__a___x

#honkai star rail #boothill #boothill honkai star rail #boothill hsr #argenti #hsr argenti #honkai star rail argenti #argenthill

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hardcore-jones · 9 days

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Ringlight

Jonah x Listener (Featuring Elias being the best wing man)

Okay listen. Hell week is coming up VERY quickly and I've been stressed, of course I have to listen to all the Jonah audios while doing chem homework...which then turned into writing this instead of studying. I just love Jonah sm 🥹🥹

"Okay, just give me one minute, I'll be right back." Your attention was taken away from your book as Jonah emerged from his cave streaming room. His smile widened when he saw you, sprawled out on the couch in your most elegant pajamas.

"Oh, I didn't realize you were awake already. I didn't wake you up, did I?"

"Oh no, of course not," you bookmarked the page you were on to give Jonah your full attention. "I mean, it is after 2 pm. All the late night shifts in the world can't knock me down for a whole day."

He chuckled, shaking his head. "If you say so. I'm gonna make some tea, you want some?"

"Oooh, that would be nice. Do we have any biscuits?"

"I think so, let me check." He stepped closer, pressing a kiss to your forehead before turning away.

You whined in protest, grabbing his jacket sleeve and pulling him towards you. He gasped in faux shock, clearly expecting you to ask for more.

"My my, aren't you feeling insatiable today?"

"Shush and kiss me."

"And bossy!" He laughed as he kissed your forehead again.

"No, not there!"

"Alright, your Highness."

He leaned down, pressing a soft kiss to your lips. You held him close, feeling the stubble on his cheek with your thumb. You wished he could stay with you, but you knew he had to get back to his stream eventually.

"Was that enough for you?"

You tapped your chin in pretend thought. "Well, that's enough for now. But I expect a few more later!"

Jonah rolled his eyes as he laughed. "Pinky promise I will, babe, now let me put the kettle on."

You watched as he slipped away into the kitchen. Theoretically you could join him but...

Eyeing the door to his streaming room, you had a better idea.

Quietly, you tipped toed over to the door, opening it slowly to cover the sound of the squeaky hinges. The PC was the brightest thing in the room, some of the decorations and string light you had set up for him were drowned out by the lights coming from the monitors on the desk. You crept over and sat in his surprisingly very comfortable chair.

One monitor had a game paused, the other one had a few different programs open. The chat was on one half of the screen, a few users talking amongst themselves as they waited. You realized the window open next to it showed what the chat was looking at, which currently showed a paused screen.

Trying to decipher through the different commands listed, you tried a few before the monitor changed back to its normal view. The game was on the main screen, and you could see the back of your head in the camera as you leaned over to see the second monitor.

xXIsmoke420Xx: he's back

LIAS_E: wait... no the hair colors all wrong

Blade_Main: yoooooo is that Y/N ???

CenterAtkMid: did they hijack again? XD

You giggled to yourself reading through the chat, realizing you were successfully able to get the screen back to normal.

"Hey guys, what are y'all up to?"

You watched chat, leaning back into Jonah's chair.

PickleMick: Y/N playing LOL would be hilarious

LIAS_E: oh hes gonna be pissed lmao

CenterAtkMid: @picklemick LMAO they'd be so lost XD

"Oh is he playing League today, that's what LOL is, right?" You asked out loud, looking back to the first monitor. "What is this squirrel thing? Is Jonah a squirrel in this game?"

You moved the mouse around a bit, trying to get a better look at the character on screen.

You could see chat going by a mile a minute out of the corner of your eye, not able to see each individual message anymore.

Behind you, you heard the door creak open, followed by a loud, dramatic gasp.

"You! What are you doing in here, you gremlin!"

Jonah walked in, shutting the door with his foot and setting two cups of tea down on his desk.

You let out a maniacal giggle, spinning around in his chair to face him. "I'm the streamer now!"

He shook his head. "You're unbelievable! I make you some tea and you pay me back by taking over like a dictator?"

He leaned over the chair, trying to read the chat.

"A squirrel? Why did Elias say I'm playing a squirrel?"

You broke down into giggles again, pointing at the screen.

"Look, you're playing as a squirrel!"

"What, that's Yuumi! Yuumi's a cat, can't you see!" He shook the computer chair from behind you, grabbing the mouse and zooming in on the character.

"Hey, it's not my fault the designers made it look like a squirrel!"

Jonah let out a dramatic sigh behind you, taking a sip from his mug and shaking his head at you.

You went back to the chat, not willing to get in a debate with him about game design (again).

LIAS_E: jonah is now a dedicated squirrel main

Blade_Main: I cant even image Y/N trying to play lol

"Is league of legends hard? The chat said I'd be bad at it, "

"It's not hard but it's... " Jonah hummed to himself in thought. "Its not the gameplay I'm so worried about, it's the people who play the game. I wouldn't want you to hear what some of the players say in game."

He nudged your mug closer to you. "Hey now, don't let this get cold."

"Oh yeah," You took a quick sip, savoring the perfect mix of sugar and milk Jonah always managed to pull off. "Amazing as always, love."

You didn't hear Jonah respond, and you almost turned to check whe you caught your name in chat again.

LIAS_E: how was work, Y/N?

"How was work? It was... Ughhh." You groaned, resting your head on your hand. "Arsenal lost pretty bad last night and the crowd got a little hectic. Luckily, my boss got a few of them to leave and the rest calmed down after that. The train was absolutely full of them too, I almost thought about just getting an Uber instead."

PickleMick: :monkaS:

CenterAtkMid: did anyone else see that??

xXIsmoke420Xx: someone clip this

"What the heck are they talking about?"

"Hm, what are they saying?" Jonah asked. You noticed his voice sounded further away, like he was by the door again. Checking the camera, you realized Jonah was directly behind you anymore, but stood a foot or so away, with one arm hiding behind his back.

You turned away from the monitor and towards your boyfriend. He looked nervous for some reason, his cheeks red and a wide grin across his face.

"Are you up to something right now?"

"Babe," He smiled as he took one of your hands, the other one still hiding behind his back. "this isn't how I planned this but... this just feels like the right time."

"What do you mean?"

Jonah's other hand came back to the front, holding a little velvet box between his shakey fingers.

"Open it,"

You could feel your heart beat a million miles an hour as you opened the box, a ring sitting perfectly on the velvet inside.

"Jonah?"

He laughed nervously, slowly sinking down to his knee.

"You have no idea how happy you make me, and how much you truly mean to me. I love you so much. Will you marry me?"

"Jonah!" You pulled him back up to his feet, holding him close to you.

"Oh my god, are you crying? Don't cry, please!"

"No, they're happy tears!" You let him go then, giving him free access to wipe away the tears. He ran his thumbs over your cheeks, his own eyes wet as well.

"You still haven't answered, babe," He teased.

"Of course I'll marry you Jonah! Do you even have to ask?" You giggled at him, standing on your tip toes to press kisses all over his face.

Clip by LIAS_E

April XX, 20XX

Jonah leaned from behind the computer chair, pushing the mug closer to you. "Hey now, don't let this get cold."

Making sure you were distracted for just a minute, he quickly pulled his phone out and shot a quick text to Elias, asking if he could keep you occupied for just a minute.

He checked you weren't watching and quietly slipped out of the room for a minute.

You took another sip of tea before noticing a question in chat directed to you. "How was work? It was... Ughhh"

Jonah came back into the office, making sure the hinges didn't creak too loudly. Luckily you didn't notice and he knew he'd be able to pull off his risky plan.

Silently, he came up behind the computer chair, holding up a small box close enough for the camera to see, but making sure to keep it out of your field of view. With a shaky hand, he opened it, flashing the ring to the camera for just a moment.

#zsakuva #sakuverse #my stuff #jonah x listener #apologies in advance if i got british terms mixed up #tis my fault #fluff #jonah x reader #jonah #also yeah iknow clips on twitch are only like 30 seconds most of the time but were having fun here!!!

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hardcore-jones · 11 days

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Jonah is such a big comfort character for me and I love him so much but GOD does he confuse sometimes

What do you mean you're making a Cuppa what in the hell is that

#Crying in American #Give me dontis talking about NOLA every day of the week that's my neck of the woods #But Jonah's listener is just like me yeah I DO wanna be pouty all the time so what #stfu jones #zsakuva #sakuverse #I need a Jonah translator

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hardcore-jones · 12 days

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This is still happening I'm just busy agghhhh!!!

Boothill and reader fic (hopefully) launching this weekend

#stfu jones

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hardcore-jones · 17 days

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Half the people on ao3 reallyy don't know how cock rings work

#Nsfw #Nsft #Tmi #stfu jones

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hardcore-jones · 18 days

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I want to chew on boothill's wires

#stfu jones

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hardcore-jones · 19 days

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Boothill and reader fic (hopefully) launching this weekend

#stfu jones #Love that cowboy

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hardcore-jones · 21 days

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said from someone born in the south, boothill really doesn’t need to cuss to insult people. in fact, he’d be able to get around his censor fairly easy

“useful as a bucket full of holes”, “porch light on, but ain’t nobody home”, “i know they mean well, but…”, “yer a booger in a sugar bowl, ain’tcha?”

and of course, the most well known one “oh bless yer sweet little heart”

it’s moreso the question of can the censor pick up on these insults? or is it only curse words?

#Boothill hsr #Hsr #Op you get it #Flashbacks to my dad sayin “well I didn't name you grace” anytime I drop something or trip

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hardcore-jones · 1 month

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