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PROFESSOR HENRY HIDGENS from THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS

JUSTIFICATION:

"She's to obsessed with her boys and things being for boys to be a dude. Also she hated all the other actresses in her play, except for the one playing a female version of her." - @nellyfrommovies

Reminder: Submissions are always open!

#would make her worse however comma. deeply love the implication #hidgens

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r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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#hatchetverse #sooooo good

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"Leave, Just before Christmas? It's going to be my birthday, you know..."

#bf #hatchetverse #wiggly

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i’m literally in tears why the fuck does he stand like that

#he is soooo important #npmd #peter

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if I loved you. you would know it.

#he asked! for no! pickles #hatchetverse #peter #steph #lautski #npmd

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merry the fellowship leaves rivendell day to all who celebrate it

#important

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he is not having a good time

#jon matteson'a ability ti make the Weirdest faces my beloved #tgwdlm #paul

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Rewatched Forever & Always

#murder couple! murder couple! #nmt #paulkins

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collab with @witchstormm ‼️‼️

paul said he would rather do anything than watch mamma mia and emma said “ANYTHING?”

i did the linework and storm did all the colours and rendering because i didn’t have the heart to finish it myself <333

#correct! #hatchetverse #paul #emma #paulkins

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can’t believe i get to experience a fantasy high season week by week instead of binging it all at once. the level of excitement is unreal

#sameeeeeee #d20 #fh

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im going to be sooooo normal on wednesday december 13th at 1:30pm EST/10:30am PST

#SCREAMING!!!!! #D20

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Paulkins <3

#HATCHETVERSE #PAUL #EMMA #PAULKINS #!!!!!!

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i said i’d make another poll on this subject after burrow’s end concluded, so here it is!

(once again, zelda is included bc she is one of the seven, but mother crow is fully a joke and therefore the “show results” option)

#his name isnliterally evan kelmp. whomst else could i choose #d20

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she’s like a when a and a you know when a and they the she the they gh she grace

#yeah pretty much #npmd #grace

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definitely objectively the best delivery in tgwdlm

“THAT’S NOT HIS BRAIN! IT’S BLUE!” “WELL HOW D’YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT A DOCTER EITHER!” “BAHHHH”

“well how the hell am i supposed to pop out of a trash can and not scare the shit out of you ⁉️”

“her cat is dead 😐”

“EXACTLY, EMMA. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 😡😡😡😡😡”

“C’MON, KARATE CHAMP! I WANNA SEE YOU KICK. ABOVE YOUR WAIST, ALRIGHT?”

“heyyougoingtobeanie’s” “yeah” “youdidn’tinviteme” “sorryteddoyouwannacome” “noo nononono”

“my husband’s ✨brains✨ fell out today”

#TGWDLM #EVERYTHINGGGG

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it just. yeah

#always #npmd

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i love nightmare time

what if tarzan was a sleazy con-man

family gets perceived so much that they try to kill each other

the weirdest paulkins fanfiction au you've ever read

eldritch god decides to fuck with one guy in particular for funsies

local man fucks his car

magical autistic child suffers through The Horrors

grown-up heather chandler with daddy issues and homophobic theatre kid battle it out for the chance to get vored

evil weed birds

people keep fucking in sex-repulsed asexual's home and then being surprised when he kills them

store owner discovers the dangers of rich people

the ring but with music and like 1000x more angst

child fighting ring gets hijacked by the hivemind

what a beautiful series

#incredible #nmt