Moth moth~
wait, no, mofu mofu-
Mofu Mofu.
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faint monkey noises in the distance
Eden is perfectly designed.
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...
But don't your horns go a little too far outward--and downward, for that matter--to contribute to such a cranial crashing?
You'd have to approach at quite the abstract angle to provide any puncturing power...
So, why do Nord helms have those horns, anyways? Do your people just have great respect for goats...? ...They look like an easy gripping spot... Or is that the point?
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Is there anyone you viewed as an idol or source of inspiration to keep moving forward?
"Believe it or not, she had nothing to do with my motivation to learn fire magic... but I've wanted to compare for years now."
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Oh damn we slurpin birb milk?
Somebody breed the birb MILF queen. @lukathefakehero, I'm looking at you.
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“Well. As long as she doesn’t have too much fun, at least...”
“Oh no.”
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Mmm. Monke.
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What is it like, seeing the world from such a small perspective, with all the freedom of a bird? I wonder about that last part especially often, myself... I've always wanted wings.
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“Despite my choice of words, I mean no disrespect. You are, after all, a Queen from a time since past.”
What is it like, seeing the world from such a small perspective, with all the freedom of a bird? I wonder about that last part especially often, myself... I've always wanted wings.
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Alright, Martin.
Show me those guns of yours. This is a routine inspection to ensure you're undergoing proper training of those biceps.
(Note: He would if he could.)
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Any particular 'tastes'?
"There. I gave you one. Now... try not to pester everyone you meet about their fun buttons.
Or buy them a drink first."
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How good are you at mounting monsters?
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So...
How's your sex life?
"I will say it was significantly healthier BEFORE I was carrying the death of a country plus some on my back... But I follow my nature."
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You know..... I've been meaning to ask you, mr. sexy cleric guy. What's your power level?
And I’m a PALADIN!
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