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I know I made the poll a week long, but whatever is most voted for by the time I next check it tomorrow, is the thing I will go with.

I am an impatient motherfucker.

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Should I make a Tails Squad Ask Blog or a Wachowski Bro Ask Blog?

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Assigning my moots dragons from Httyd

You are the smothering smokebreaths :]

Something something they remind of Tails Squad something

It is an honour. I love these precious babies (I do not care how many lives they have ended.)

#yes they are absolutely tails squad as dragons #it’s the metal hoarding and defence tactics

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You guys are so negative-

I enjoyed the Knuckles series 💀 kept me laughing the entire time.

Yes, Knux could’ve been on screen more in the final, but he makes it up for every moment he’s there being a treat!

I’ve always wondered about chaos energy powered weapons! So happy to see the potential!

The musical number was beautiful. Every second was a fever dream.

This show is so unserious (has its seconds where it is) and it’s unapologetic about it. It’s a good watch in my opinion. I’m happy Knux learned how to let loose.

The goofy moments were so well placed. Pachacamac (how tf do you spell it) was great every time he showed. He’s so goofy. Quaz and I compared him to a trapped bird and a trapped house fly.

#i hope Knuckles got that massage #knuckles the series #knuckles series #knuckles the echidna #knuckles wachowski

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I SAW ALL THE PICTURES OF ROCKS YOU ALL SENT ME!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

It made my birthday so much better 🥹

Tomorrow is my birthday, so allow me to treat you guys to my little tradition that I keep for any holiday that includes giving me a present.

Every time my birthday or Christmas rolls around, for the past few years, the only thing I always ask my family for is a rock. Just any old rock. Literally any rock outside.

At first I did receive rocks from my family, and I was very happy.

Now, for some reason, my family has given up on getting me rocks. I like rocks, what’s so wrong about that?

So tomorrow, March 12th, if you want, can you fellas send me pictures of rocks? Doesn’t have to be a special one, it can just be a rock you walked outside and happened to find! It’ll make me very happy!

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Tomorrow is my birthday, so allow me to treat you guys to my little tradition that I keep for any holiday that includes giving me a present.

Every time my birthday or Christmas rolls around, for the past few years, the only thing I always ask my family for is a rock. Just any old rock. Literally any rock outside.

At first I did receive rocks from my family, and I was very happy.

Now, for some reason, my family has given up on getting me rocks. I like rocks, what’s so wrong about that?

So tomorrow, March 12th, if you want, can you fellas send me pictures of rocks? Doesn’t have to be a special one, it can just be a rock you walked outside and happened to find! It’ll make me very happy!

#red talks

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Gotta make Tails Squad stuff again soon. I miss them

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Woe! Sonic character headcanons be upon Ye!

Sonic:

- Learned how to cook while raising Tails and got really good at it

- Hedgehog Gordon Ramsay

- Can’t bake for shit tho

- Made up a lullaby that he sings to Tails to help him sleep. It’s been effective since the kit was 4

- In the warmer months, Sonic scouts out nice places for his annual picnic with Amy. He loves hanging out with her and enjoying sweets!

- Has a memorial for Chip with his necklace somewhere hidden

- Ran before he could walk

- Bothers Knuckles on Angel Island at least twice a week

- He and Shadow spar every week

- Bro has a bunch of Knick knacks and trinkets from his adventures

- Has a lazy day every once in a whilel

- He does vocal warm ups every morning as part of his little routine, even if he doesn’t plan on singing that day. It’s good to warm up before doing a lot of speaking!

Tails:

- He’s so sweet but so sassy

- Will sass a grown man to death

- Hugs people he really loves with his tails included

- He has a blacksmith place somewhere

- Had to have an intervention for his mint addiction (unsuccessful)

- His love language is gift giving! His gifts are one of a kind

- He made Shadow a gun for Christmas. It has bullets that explode on impact. It’s a tiny rocket launcher

- Used a chaos emerald to give a box Chaos Control so he can warp stuff back to his workshop

- the box defies logic, and he can fit literally anything in it

Amy

- If anyone insults or puts down her besties it’s ON SIGHT! EVEN IF ITS THE BESTIE SAYIN IT ABOUT THEMSELF (looking at you, TAILS)

- Refuses to let anyone go hungry. Angel to anemic and diabetic community!

- Spars with Knuckles to practice her hand to hand combat

- Meets up with Sonic in the coldest part of winter so they can hibernate together

- Loves her picnic dates with Sonic!

- Got Vanilla to homeschool Tails so at least the kid can have credentials to go into higher education in the future if he wants

- Loves thrift shopping! One man’s trash is this gals treasure!

- Crystal girl

- Shares Taylor Swift album theories with Shadow. They both go crazy for it

- She took Cream, Rouge, Blaze, and Sticks on a road trip. It was the most chaotic thing to hit the roads that summer.

Knuckles:

- is the reason a mountain has a giant crack in it

- vibe checks buildings for faulty wiring with his electro signal echidna stuff

- Bro moves the soil around his island to promote healthier plant life

- Bro is the single teen dad of many many many Chao

- Tries to leave the island whenever he can. He has a map of places that Sonic marked because they made him think of him!

- Taught Tails how to throw one hell of a punch and how to use his namesakes in combat

- Secretly looks forward to Rouge’s visits because he finds the sparring fun

Shadow:

- His room is usually only illuminated by a lamp because the sun shines directly in his window, and the ceiling light is too bright

- the lightbulb in the lamp changes colours. Rouge calls it his Mood Lamp

- If Sonic doesn’t show up to their weekly sparring, he gets concerned and indirectly searches for the dude. He’d rather die than admit he’s concerned tho

- Taylor Swift karaoke night with Amy

- Plays Project SEKAI

- Has a garden full of beautiful flowers dedicated to Maria. Amy and Sonic helped find flowers and seeds, and Knux provided the soil. They didn’t ask to get involved, nor were they asked, they just found out from Rouge and decided to help Shadow out

- He cannot fucking cook

- He cannot fucking bake

- There’s very few things he can actually make BUT HES LEARNING

- Learning to enjoy life as it happens. He’s stopping to smell the roses and appreciate what he has right now, and tries not to lament about the past or future

Rouge:

- Sometimes visits Angel Island just to bother Knuckles

- She has a pair of boots that has spikes on the toes

- Taught Tails how to steal

- She’s Cream’s favourite guest to bring to a tea party because of all the drama she brings with her.

- Is the reason Tails is a gossip

- She played Thief Simulator and had the greatest time ever

- Watched analysis videos of people trying to solve heists she committed

- Pretended not to listen when Amy infodumped to her about crystal energy, but she actually finds it very interesting

Omega:

- Trusts Tails with his life

- Because he can’t fit through doors or knock without breaking them, he stands outside the window waiting for someone to notice him outside

-or he just breaks the door anyway because why not

- Loves fireworks, wants to fire them on his own

- Absorbs every insult he hears Sonic make, as well as searches up on the internet to add to his database just so he can insult Eggman in a way that matters.

#I’ll make more another time idk #could be an empty promise #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #tails the fox #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #e 123 omega #sonic headcanons

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Tails Wachowski makes a real working light saber. Sonic immediately uses it to accidentally slice the the back of a chair clean off.

Well. It works! Now to try and fix this before Knuckles sees, and/or mom and dad come home!

Ozzy thinks it’s a stick. He wants the stick to be thrown.

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sonic the hedghog movie #tails the fox #sonic 2 #movie tails #sonic #movie sonic #sonic wachowski #tails wachowski

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Thank you, Qwerty!! I’d love to get to know you a little more (dm me on discord babes)

Last Song: Jackpot Sad Girl by Nightcord at 25:00 (Project SEKAI)

Currently Watching: not watching any shows, but the last thing I watched was a short film called Sprite Fright by Blender Studio. If you want to watch it. Be warned, it’s a tad graphic, and a character dies via drowning in piss (I didn’t know that would happen. If I did, I probably wouldn’t have watched,) but otherwise, it’s a very good short animated film!

Three Ships: Sonadow (Sonic and Shadow), Knuxouge (Knuckles and Rouge), TotoNyaa (Totoko and Nyaa from Osomatsu san/Mr. Osomatsu)

Fav Colour: the primary colours… secondary colours… actually, I like every colour.

Currently Consuming: Lasagna and a double chocolate donut from Timmies (Tim Hortons for the folk who don’t call it that, and for my non Canadian friends)

First Ship: Bonnie and Chica from fnaf. That was a dark time. Not the fnaf era of my of my life, just the ship in particular. Younger me didn’t quite grasp that those are the souls of dead children!

Relationship Status: it’s complicated.

Last Movie: The Soul’s Takoyaki Party And The Legendary Sleepover Party - Osomatsu san/Mr. Osomatsu (it’s very 18+. Lots of sex talk and the bros get naked because it’s not Osomatsu san if the sextuplets aren’t showing their ass at some point. I haven’t been into the show for a while, I grew out of the extremely odd crude sex humour, but I was like eh I’ll watch the newer movies, what’s the worst that can happen. Twas entertaining.) (Cant believe Osomatsu san is still very popular in Japan. English fandom died.)

Currently Working On: Making it through the day

Optional tags (if you wanna!)

@quazart @aphantimes @nights-nonsensical-ramblings

I was tagged by Fern (thank you bestie) but I decided to answer on this blog instead of my main

Rules: Answer these and tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

Last Song: Animal I've become by Three Days Grace

Currently Watching: Nothing

Three ships: Idk skip

Favourite colour: THIS BEAUTY

Currently consuming: I just finished a green apple

First ship: Umm... I'm not sure... Maybe Sonamy?

Relationship status: Single

Last movie: I think it was ELF

Currently working on: Two fanfic projects, two original projects and of course, the regular life stuff

Tagging (If you want, no pressure) @totaleclipse573 @supersonicslacker @mika-the-shadowbeast @the-sky-queen @mama-qwerty and if anyone else wants to do, you can say I tagged you <3

#stayed gone is a good song #red talks #thread

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(Had to add my Shadow pup to it)

Thanks for the “anyone can join in”!

Feel free to continue the thread if you want, even if I didn’t tag you!

@quazart @mama-qwerty @aphantimes @nights-nonsensical-ramblings

thank you for the tag @demonfaggotfurry !!!! this one was SO adorable to make 😭

picrew link make your own little guy!!!

tagging my besties @faithdeans @deancodedinthewater @trannydean @magdaclaire @realmandolin @queerstudiesnatural @queerplatonicboyfriend anyone else that wants to join!!!! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠���

#picrew #tag games #picrews

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Knuckles.

#knuckles #knuckles the echidna

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My little add on! 💕

Bro is going to have a fun next few years!

idea from @heckinconfusedparade lol

#knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #aaphant art #heckin art #bring back his phasmophobia #for funsies

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Dressing Up

something something Wachowki's getting officially adopted and he's dressing the rest of the Knux's up in traditional echidna clothing for the special occasion ~~ Qwerty

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"I LOVE THIS!" Boom cried, spinning to let his poncho flare. "It's so warm and soft and cozy and MMMMMMM!"

"Stop that," Wachowski said, gesturing for Boom to put his arms down. He fastened an ornate belt around the taller echidna's waist. "It's not a dress. This is the formal attire for the tribe's respected elder."

Boom looked like he was about to cry. "You see me as a respected elder?" His lower lip trembled.

"You are wise in ways of emotions and communication. The big brother to the rest of us."

"I be older than him, ye know!" Dread called as he came closer. He tugged at the neckline of his outfit. "What be my outfit? Fiercest warrior? Best looking?"

Wachowski paused for a moment. "Something like that."

Dread cast him a cocked eyebrow. "I sense ye're not being completely honest with me, but choose to believe ye anyway, for the sole reason that I look GOOD."

Wachowski uttered a soft snicker. "Then it all works out."

He finished with Boom's attire and made his way around the room, checking and helping the others properly adjust the ornate accessories.

Little Z stood off to the side, staring at himself in a full-length mirror. There was something on the boy's face that Wachowski couldn't place, and he approached the little zombie quickly.

"Little Z, did you need help?"

The boy continued to stare at himself in the glass. "This is . . ."

When he didn't continue, Wachowski walked closer, adjusting the lay of the cloth. "The garment of a young guardian, ready to come of age to serve the Master Emerald."

The boy stared. His eyes were wide, flicking up and down his reflection in the mirror. He swallowed hard. ". . . I wore this before."

"What?" Wachowski was only half-listening. He'd need the Master Emerald to create another belt for the boy, his frame so small and frail this one wouldn't do.

Little Z's eyes went shiny. He opened his mouth once. Swallowed again. Opening it again and his voice was shakier than before.

"I wore this . . . before."

Wachowski straightened another wrinkle before the tone of the boy's voice sank in. He stopped, turning to look at the boy's reflection. "What's wrong?"

Little Z's body began to tremble.

"I don't want to do this. I'm scared. Please don't make me do this!"

The boy's voice turned higher as he spoke, and soon the other echidna in the room were turning toward him.

Wachowski wasn't sure what the problem was. He placed a firm hand on Little Z's shoulder and leaned close.

"You don't have to do anything, you're safe. What's wrong?"

Little Z was shaking now, tears trickling from his eyes.

"Let me go, don't make me do it, let me go, LET ME GO!"

Boom pushed his way forward, with Dread close behind. A flash of confusion passed over him for a second, before he realized the problem. Wachowski didn't know about Z's history. He didn't know how Z became Z.

The little zombie was struggling against Wachowski now, fighting to get away. Boom rushed forward, gently gripping Z's face in his hands and bringing their foreheads together.

"You're safe, Little Z," he soothed, keeping the boy's head against his. "You're safe. No one's going to hurt you. I'm here and I won't let anyone hurt you. I promise."

Dread moved up and pulled Wachowski away. "Get those clothes off him. Now."

Confusion passed over Wachowski's face, but he nodded and moved to pull the robes from Z's shoulders.

"They hurt me, they hurt me, why would they hurt me like that??" Z hissed as he held onto Boom's hands. "They were my friends! They were supposed to take care of me! WHY DID THEY HURT ME??"

Boom couldn't take it anymore and he scooped Z up into his arms, hugging the boy tightly.

"I dunno, Z, I really don't," he said, his eyes closed as he tried to absorb all of the boy's pain and sorrow. "But you're here now, and we will never hurt you. We'll protect you and keep you safe."

A chorus of agreement rose around them. Z wrapped his arms around Boom's neck, hugging the tall echidna just as tightly.

It took a few minutes for the boy to calm, and when he did he pressed his forehead against Boom's once more. The taller echidna whispered something to Z, and the boy nodded, sniffing once before Boom gently placed him back on his feet.

He wiped his cheeks, before turning back to Wachowski.

"Sorry," he said, his voice thick with unshed tears. "Sorry. I didn't mean to ruin things."

Wachowski shook his head, a concerned furrow in his brow.

"You have not. Dread explained things to me, and I greatly apologize for bringing back such harmful memories to you."

Little Z sniffled again, running his arm beneath his nose. "Do I still get to dress up?"

Wachowski offered the boy a smile. "You do. I have a much better idea of what you can wear. The robes of the village healer. The most precious and special of all."

A smile curled Z's lips at that, and he followed as Wachowski addressed the Master Emerald for the different clothes.

#screaming and crying #POOR BABY #BABY BOY #knucklesverse #knuckles the echidna #knucklesverse writing #knuckles the dread #sonic prime #boom knuckles #qwerty writing #zombie knuckles #knuckles wachowski #sonic boom

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Ask me for my opinions on stuff

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Ask box is back open fellas

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*disgusting sobbing noises*

#i want more