herbertwest

[herbertwest]

life is short, go get ur self a lil treat🚗💕⭐️

#pui pui molcar #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

2023 -> 2024

#fish #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

#turtle #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

Limited edition Herbert West print by Sara Deck for Horror Hound Weekend.

#herbert west #needle tw #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

would love if the villains also got to use the power of friendship for nefarious and malevolent purposes

#villains #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

#running #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

Felt Bugs and Tutorials // MiniMi

#bugs #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

I am forcing myself to stay off of the querytracker boards because it deals me high psychic damage every time I look at them (judging from my experience last time - I haven't looked at them at all yet this go around)

#textual abominations

[herbertwest]

It's also only been like a week and a half and I'm already getting anxious about not hearing back about my queries even though a)most agents have an ABSOLUTE MINIMUM response time of 2 weeks, and usually it's more like 5 (or sometimes more) and b) some of the agents literally say they'll respond to everything

Every time I get an email my heart races

#textual abominations

[herbertwest]

I wanna write but I have no ideas. : /

Usually I have at least something on the backburner, but now no thoughts, head empty

This could very well be because I am Exhausted. (Thanks construction next door at 6 in the morning!!! *heavy sarcasm*)

It's not even that I don't have ideas, I'm just kinda stuck on a section of my sci-fi sequel and I can't switch gears and work on something else because I am in Sci-Fi Sequel Mode and I don't multitask very well.

#ted's eldritch texts

[herbertwest]

Dragan Bibin — Vampire "Vid" Visiting his Home (oil on linen, 2011)

#vampire #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

#I saw capybara and clicked it instantly #capybara

[herbertwest]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

#history #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

Thinking of how there's the option to eat the tadpole in bg3 and how laios would probably eat it if he was in the game

(Senshi only stops him so he can eat it gourmet/cooked)

#bg3 #dungeon meshi #queugene tooms

[herbertwest]

hello lgbt community. i have a new favorite movie(s).

#herbert west #blood tw #needle tw #queugene tooms

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#i have no mouth and i must scream #queugene tooms

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#willem dafoe