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Sometimes I have parallel thoughts running at the same time. One of the most jarring was back when I was in German class in high school(almost 10 years ago now!)

I was focusing hard and trying to solve a German translation into English, when suddenly, my brain screamed "PIZZA". I then stopped everything and thought, why did I think pizza. I backtracked and realized I had a thought running at the same time as my schoolwork, that said "what are we eating for dinner tonight?" and while I ignored it, the answer to that question perforated my effort to stay focused. Here's a chart that shows my brain bullshit(if your interested)(don't know why you would be)(maybe you relate, which is cool)(or not, here you go anyways)

#adhd #parallel #brain #sorry and or you're wlcome #mind #thought #multiple thoughts at once #thoughts #wee #pizzatime

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Nebraska

#nebraska

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"My names Chad."

"I'm into 6am body building."

"TRUCKS!"

-viewing men's posts on the dating app called Hinge.

-not that there's anything wrong with being named Chad, you're into 6am body building, or TRUCKS!

#hinge #online dating #trucks #herismymindsorryandorurwelcome

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WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#WEE #WOO #WOOEEE #NO REASON

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To quench thy hands thirst,

One must endure the wrath of,

A wild kitty

I wrote this at 630 in the morning. I fell asleep in my living room recliner, but my cat woke me up with his noisy tendencies. I went to the bathroom, had a snack, and closed my bedroom door from my beloved beast(I had 2 hours before I had to wake up for a 10 hour shift(I give him constant love and attention during my waking hours)). But as I lie there, my hands were really dry, but alas! My lotion was in my kitchen. I went to lotion up, but my baby boy decided he was not content with being outside my bedroom door. I was so tired. I normally throw a treat down the hall, but they got old and I need new ones. So I have to lure him out with his favorite worm on a stick toy. But he's learned! I would lure him down the hall, then wander to the door, try to close it, but then he would burst back in like a lemur trying to find the last blueberry of the night. This repeated about 4 times. I finally lay in bed, now 1.5 hours before I needed to wake up for my long shift. And now with context, my haiku:

To quench thy hands thirst,

One must endure the wrath of,

A wild kitty

#haiku #cat #wild #wild kitty #kitty #my boi #reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #sleepy

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I love how my cat(very wild, named Rambo), expects me to drop everything for cuddle time(which he should!). I'm in my recliner, laptop on my stomach. He jumps up, and is waiting for me to move my laptop to my leggies. he moves to the cuddle zone

And EGADS! As I was typing this, he grabbed my right typing arm, and pulled it away from the keyboard, leaving me to one handed typing. As I finish this, he has released me....

#cat #rambo #my boi #my son #wild baby

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I feel so fulfilled right now...I'm eating a plate full of refried beans and rice mixed together, I'm watching some silly youtube videos, I have a lil bit of tequila in me... very happy...

#beans #rice #utube #:D #happy

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#I feel this one #if anyone ever reads this #I wish you find the true meaning and purpose your life is meant to be and happiness joy and the beauty that this universe is

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floating thought

"Daniel Day Lewis". Why? I don't know who that is, I had to google his name. I don't know who most actors are. But my brain thought it, so here you go

#floating thought #daniel day lewis #brain #random #sorry and or you're wlcome

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Piff the Magic Dragon in Las Vegas

I was walking through the casino, and I saw a whole line mass forming for his show. The humans I was with wanted to pass through but I warned them, this was a danger zone! They did not listen.

As we walked through the blob of people, I saw him! It was Piff! He was doing a photo with some person. I looked at the him, looked at the advertisement of his face.

I turned to mother unit and said: Hey! It's Piff the magic dragon!

She had no clue what I was talking about.

"Wave to Piff the Magic Dragon!" she said thinking I was a loonie

I thought: you know what, I will!

I stared at him in the face. I cocked my head and gave a lil smile. And I gave a lil wave. To my surprise, in the middle of his photo thingy ma bob, he saw me and smiled and gave a lil wave back!

Honestly made my day!

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

#piff #piff the magic dragon #celebrity