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Guns N′ Roses
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Andrew: I don’t want to ruin this friendship, but I would blow you.
Neil: What friendship?
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Neil (staring at Andrew like he hung the stars in the sky): I’m the background on your phone?
Andrew: Don’t look at me like that. It is only so I don’t have to waste time finding a picture of you to show while I ask strangers if they’ve seen this idiot every time you go missing.
Neil: *continues staring at Andrew the same way*
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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems
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Betsy: Is there anything that you think might relieve some stress from your life?
Andrew thinking about Kevin and Neil: Murder
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Percy Jackson didn’t take the god’s offer of immortality but god I hope his story stays immortal
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the real reason ichirou killed riko is because he saw all the many videos of neil completely obliterating riko’s life so he figured it was basically mercy at that point…
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Ok no but consider one day Andrew’s just fucking around and pulling clothes off the hangers like a god damned heathen and then he turns around and there’s just this chick standing there’s— absolute murder in her eyes because god DAMN IT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???? IVE BEEN WORKING FOR ALMOST 12 HOURS STRAIGHT AND DEALING WITH PEOPLE ALL DAY AND YOU HAVE THE AuDaCiTy TO FUCK UP THE PERFECTLY GOOD SHELF OF CLOTHING I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK??? And then Andrew just has this shit eating grin on (1/2)
(2/3) and Nicky looks like he’s going to pass out because oh my god Andrew please don’t kill her she’s trying her best. And Andrews like you should fuck off before I stab you. Or some other threat and the girls just like, fucking do it coward because she’s working two jobs and dealing with customers and bad tips to get through college and this dumbass comes in and it’s just the final straw and she has to get dragged away by her friends who are like “that’s Andrew minyard??? Stop?” And she’s
(3/3) just flipping him off and yelling “I DONT CARE IF HES MIKE FUCKING TYSON WHO THE HELL ACTS LIKE THAT” and Neil is laughing so hard he has to sit down
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YOU”RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT
“You’ll what, stab me? Big deal! Do you know how much student loans I have? Go ahead, Fucking stab me. I’ll make you pay my fucking loans you soggy-assed lump of trash. Eat shit.”
The whole time they’re driving away Neil is like “man wouldnt she be a great addition to the team?”
to which Kevin replies that one reckless, mafia-baiting dumbass on the team is ENOUGH thanks.
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Hufflepuff: you look stressed
Ravenclaw: haha yeah it’s the stress
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when you see some cool art but realize it’s re uploaded and that the artist isnt credited
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Nicky Hemmick made this meme after knowing Neil Josten for three weeks, pass it on
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All For The Game as 'Fashion Statements' Haute Couture ss19 by Victor and Rolf
Neil [trust me I am a liar]
Renee [I want a better world]
Andrew @ Kevin [no]
Aaron [leave me alone]
Allison [get mean]
Dan [I am my own muse]
Luther @ Nicky [go to hell]
Foxes @ Riko [go fuck yourself]
Neil while playing exy [freedom]
Renee [peace]
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Andrew: That’d go against my moral compass.
Kevin: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Andrew.
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