Fuck it we bawl [starts crying]
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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;)
My feminist bf: I Would Free You
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"The gods' chosen" "the gods' champion" no that's the god's little wind up toy. The gods' chew toy. The gods' favorite barbie doll
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i need to start drawing pax more unhinged, like bart allen levels of big hair and eyes unhinged. he's too normal looking rn
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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
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Helen of Troy (detail) c. 1867. by Frederick Sandys
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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I do like characters who do not exhibit any hint of sexuality in any way because they’re too busy being tormented by the narrative. like “yea I might be gay or whatever but the labyrinth is growing so I can’t worry about that shit rn”
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(tranquilizes my bestie so she has a good night’s sleep)
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Pax: I poisoned one of our drinks
Pax: But I forgot which one
Lapis: With the way this dinner's going I hope it's mine-
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The Seven: No matter how many times we save the world it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know? For a little bit? I feel like the maid, ‘I JUST CLEANED UP THIS MESS, CAN WE KEEP IT CLEAN, FOR TEN MINUTES!?’ Please!?
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Axel: I’m the proud owner of an IQ of 5 and a half!
Pax: Not for long. >:3
Axel: Please. It’s all I have.
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Calex: Could you be any more annoying?
Pax: Easily.
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