icecreamstraykids

[icecreamstraykids]

hyunjin: i’m not very hungry, i just want something easy

server: …maybe the chicken strips for $6?

hyunjin: …maybe it does, but that doesn’t help with my hunger

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[icecreamstraykids]

interviewer, talking about lee know: is he a friend of yours, seungmin?

seungmin: kind of? not really. he’s in my life and there’s nothing i can do about it

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[icecreamstraykids]

changbin: pleeeeaaaaase? i’ll owe you

lee know: you don’t have anything i want

changbin: no, but i bet there’s lots you’d like me to stop doing

lee know:

lee know: touché

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[icecreamstraykids]

hyunjin: i failed changbin’s exercise test

chan: how?

hyunjin: he asked me to run and i said no

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[icecreamstraykids]

changbin: i’m a little sad

hyunjin: hey little sad, i’m big sad

changbin:

hyunjin: you know ’cause like… height

changbin:

hyunjin: sorry

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[icecreamstraykids]

chan: do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn’t require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

lee know: no

seungmin: no

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[icecreamstraykids]

hyunjin: i did a push up today

hyunjin: well, actually i fell down, but i had to use my arms to get back up, so it still counts

hyunjin: i need some candy.

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[icecreamstraykids]

han: do you love me?

lee know: we’re married

han:

han: yeah but as friends or-

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[icecreamstraykids]

chan: you’re ignoring your problems

han: yes

chan: you know that’s unhealthy, right?

han: yes. i’ve chosen to ignore that as well

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[icecreamstraykids]

hyunjin: L is for the way you look at me

felix: O is for the only one i see

changbin: V is very very extraordinary

jeongin: Egg

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[icecreamstraykids]

seungmin: (calls lee know)

lee know: it’s literally 3 am what do you want

seungmin: well i saw this thing on youtube where you call the devil at 3 am, so i thought why not try it out myself?

lee know:

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[icecreamstraykids]

felix: what are you going to make for christmas?

hyunjin: probably a scene

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[icecreamstraykids]

changbin: i’m a limited edition. no other copies. unique.

lee know: oh, thank god

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[icecreamstraykids]

han: why am i the bad guy?

hyunjin: i don’t know, why am i the pretty one? we all have our thing

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[icecreamstraykids]

changbin, holding a baby: it just won’t stop crying!

hyunjin: maybe it’s hungry?

changbin: what do we feed it?

seungmin: fruits? they’re the healthiest and safest option

changbin: i don’t think it can eat solid food yet

seungmin: then put it in the blender

hyunjin: *taking the baby from changbin* well if you say so

seungmin: NOT THE BABY!!!!

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[icecreamstraykids]

lee know: if you can’t kill them with kindness, kill them

jeongin: with what?

lee know: that’s it

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[icecreamstraykids]

hyunjin: -and my back just aches all the time

doctor: hmm

doctor: *pulls out model of the human skeleton*

doctor, pointing to spine: so this is your spine

hyunjin: wtf put it back

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