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otp questions fair game list but it’s by an idiot who can’t sit in a chair correctly

“pens you’re alive???!?!??!?” yes unfortunately anyway the list, minus a couple of them because they’re a bit nsfw and im not here for it

i’ll put it under a read more because im not a sadist

1. Who is the most affectionate?

clover. no justification just facts

2. Most common argument?

do u know,,,, what its like,,,, to be AFRAID of yourself??? i could hurt u! i could- (translation: qrow telling clover to Fuck Off before he gets hurt)

3. Who apologizes first?

clover. qrow is emotionally constipated and sits on the roof brooding until clover comes up to find him

4. Favorite (non-sexual) activity to do together?

board game night or some shit, idk. clover always wins

5. Who drives and who rides shotgun?

clover drives and scolds qrow for putting his feet on the dash

6. Who is most likely to carry the other?

clover initially but then qrow gets tired of him showing off and starts Picking Him Up to establish dominance in the middle of combat or something

7. Nicknames?

lucky charm and cloves are the obvious ones. soldier boy. dipshit. idk what clover calls qrow but it’s probably something disgustingly affectionate and qrow gets embarrassed every time

8. Who proposes?

clover probably, qrow is still in his “you dont want the burden of my name” arc

9. Who sings along with the radio?

qrow but in bird form ONLY

10. Who worries most?

probably qrow but poor clover is also pretty fuckin worried about qrow 24/7

11. Who always wants to take selfies with the other?

clover needs content for his instagram (which is private and has qrow’s account tagged with a bunch of hearts in his bio. qrow doesn’t even have a pfp. he forgot the password 3 years ago.)

12. Who likes to playfully tease the other?

yes

13. Who has the weirdest taste in their music?

qrow. his spotify is a mixture of the most emo ass shit, nightcore emo shit, and terraria boss music. 

14. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

clover. qrow remembers too but clover orders so

15. Who is embarrassed to take their clothes off in front of the other?

im sure clover has some form of trauma after the whole chapter 12 incident. i wouldnt be surprised if there was a fic already about clover’s insecurities around his giant ass chest scar

but like also it’s clover 

16. Who initiates kisses?

clover mostly

17. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

also clover. qrow is too busy Repressing his Emotions to do such a thing but clover holding his hand is like therapy even if he wont admit it

18. Who brings an animal they found home?

clover brings a cat home. they name it lucky. they laugh for an hour then realize how stupid they are.

19. Who holds the umbrella for the other when it’s raining?

clover keeps trying to bring qrow an umbrella, but qrow runs away from it because he needs to brood in the rain

20. Who tries to playfully embarrass the other in public?

they’ve got a competition going. both of them are really good at the cocky act though so neither of them have cracked. yet.

21. Who kills the scary bugs?

qrow, with pleasure. clover tries to rescue them as much as possible depending on the bug. cockroaches are on sight tho

22. Who asks the weird questions at random in the middle of the night?

probably neither of them. they’re old, they need their beauty rest

23. Who hogs the blankets?

qrow. even if he’s overheating he still takes clover’s blanket

24. Who wakes up first?

clover wakes up at like 7:30 every morning and makes breakfast. qrow is both awed and disturbed by how well he has his life together. one time, qrow tries to pay him back, so he wakes up at 5am and makes an inappropriate amount of pancakes. (they have to invite nora over to finish the leftovers)

25. Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer?

qrow emerges from bed at 11am on average. it’s rare to see him out of his pajamas before noon.

26. Who always makes coffee for the other each morning?

tea. but see #24

27. Who cries during certain films or when reading sad books?

clover. qrow absolutely didn’t cry watching the lion king, and even if he did, you have no proof.

28. Who gets scared during horror films?

qrow acts all tough when clover’s clutching a pillow in anticipation, but he falls for every jumpscare

29. Who cuts the other’s hair?

qrow is a master of cutting hair. his niece is yang xiao long.

30. Who says “I love you” first?

clover. qrow will pine away but will never say anything for previously mentioned emo reasons

31. Who tells their friends/family about the relationship first?

clover tells his family. qrow’s family tells HIM. yang and ruby get sick of watching him pine 

32. What do their friends/family thing of the relationship?

ruby and yang are just happy that their uncle qrow is slightly less edgy now. winter is happy for clover but will detest qrow until the day she dies just on principle

33. Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them?

clover, i mean havent you seen the ballroom scene in v7? where clover asks qrow to dance and they end up getting married and salem leaves because she cant compete? what do u mean that didnt happen?

34. Who cooks best?

qrow is secretly a good cook but you would never know it by the way he pours milk straight into the cereal box

35. Who wears the other’s jacket?

I would say qrow because there’s no way his skinny man jacket fits clover, but let’s be real, clover doesn’t own a fucking jacket

36. Who uses cheesy pickup lines?

clover. have u met the man

37. Who makes the other laugh most?

clover makes qrow laugh a lot, if u count amused huffs as laughter

38. Who needs more reassurance?

guess.

39. Who would have to bail the other out of jail?

clover is usually the law-abiding half of the relationship, plus he’s part of the military so

40. What would be their theme song?

@synvamp (im sorry for tag syn) wrote an absolute banger for them. thats it. whatever universe it is, that’s the one

41. Who would sing their child back to sleep?

clover usually, sometimes qrow tries in bird form but lucky is one evil cat and WILL try to murder him

42. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

live their lives man wdym? clover sends qrow lots of texts though

43. A headcanon about them that stabs your feels?

canon.

44. A headcanon that mends the previous one?

my canon now

if you read all of this you’re a legend, see you in 6 years when i finally finish the next fic chapter

#fair game #rwby

[idiot-with-a-cat-pen]

Hello! Would you mind if someone did a recording of your work, Winter Schnee, Professional Wingman?

not at all!

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So everyone vs. Ironwood kinda looked like a Smash Bros. fight or am I going crazy

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Qrow in Volume 9

#BJJHJDFSHJHJFDSHDSHDSHFDSHHSDHKDSHSDFHSDHKDSHHDSHKJFSDHJSDH

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hey guys! its me! and i am reopening commissions! lets just say my art had improved a lot since the last time they were open. anyways~

pfp/server icon - $5

head shot - $15

half body - $20

full body - $25

60 second animation - $30 (extra $5 for color)

1 free accessory (not including animals)

$5 per extra accessory

$7 per extra character

$10 for a complex background (like the tendou art)

message me if you have more questions/for detials!

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will we meet again someday

#rwby #clover ebi #SJHWEJHKJSDHFJKFHSDDHFJKSDHFJKDSHFJKDSHFJKDS KJBRUH

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guess what today is 😔

#HAHAHA SATS U FOOL #but also.... same #rwby #clover ebi

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Fair Game Week 2021

Welcome to Fair Game Week 2021, a ship week dedicated to celebrating our two lucky lads!

We have seven days of prompts for you to choose from, two prompts for each day. You may choose to do only one or combine them as you see fit. On Day 7, you can also use the Free Day slot to create whatever you want!

The week begins Monday, March 29th and ends Sunday, April 4th. We encourage you to post WIPs during prep time.

Prompts:

Mar 29: Sun/Moon

Mar 30: Modern/Supernatural

Mar 31: Charms/Dreams

Apr 01: Separation/Reunion

Apr 02: Hands/Breaking Rules

Apr 03: Cold/Recovery

Apr 04: Sky/Sea/Free Day

Use the tag #fairgameweek2021 on Tumblr, Twitter, and Ao3, but be sure to use the main #fair game hashtag, space included, for tumblr as well. Please be sure to tag your works appropriately, particularly if they contain references to V7C12.

#rwby #fair game #qrow branwen #clover ebi #fairgameweek2021 #i have nothing to add but i am Much Excite

[idiot-with-a-cat-pen]

omg just. the colors. the lighting. BABY QROW AAAAH. i love this sm thank u dz 💕

[13-year-old Qrow received his first Santa gift from the future. ]

Merry Christmas!!The secret present for @idiot-with-a-cat-pen

btw Pens wish list was absolutely chaotic so I chose to draw fair game.Hopefully you like it!

And you sweet guys on Tumblr are my best gifts of 2020!!I wish you all enjoy the coming year💕

#BROOOOOO I LOVE IT SM WTF #rwby #fair game #clover ebi #qrow branwen #im sorry im a little chaos gremlin

[idiot-with-a-cat-pen]

Secret Santa present for @afoolforatook! Drew some of their Hockey AU and some bonus pride chibis :D Hope you have a wonderful holidays!

(i realise now that it isn’t very christmasy…but…uh…*runs away*)

#rwby #fair game #qrow branwen #clover ebi #my sister yeeted me from the office #i was snort laughing again

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bro...bro.......................

Another Fair Game piece inspired by Hinohara Meguru-sensei~! 

@idiot-with-a-cat-pen, here ya go~!

#rwby #fair game #qrow branwen #clover ebi #DSHFHDHJDSHDHJSJHDFSJHFDSJHFSJHFDJHFJHJKSDHFJKSDHFKJSDH #BRO BRO BRO I SCREAMED IN UR DMS BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STILL

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v8e5: a summary

#LMAOOOO #rwby #rwby spoilers

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DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS TT-TT

winter in a ball gown, because pens is a simp

a very old collab with @idiot-with-a-cat-pen that we forgot about until now

#winter schnee #rwby #my art #okay fair (game) but sTILL LEAVE ME ALONE

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Hello all, with RWBY Vol. 8 well under way and 2020 coming to a close, we are starting to think about FairGameWeek2021! We are holding off on prompts for now, but would like your input on dates for this event. 

Please see the attached poll and select up to 2 options.

We’re hoping to give folks enough time after vol8 ends to prepare, but we also understand school/finals can make certain times difficult, which is why we’re asking the community to help choose. The week with the most votes will be chosen for FairGameWeek2021!

The poll will close Sunday, 12/6 at 10PM EST, so please submit your responses by then.

Thank you everyone, and look forward to another update soon!

#fair game #fairgameweek #qrow branwen #clover ebi #*clears throat* #*SCREAMS*

[idiot-with-a-cat-pen]

fair game birthday time

#clenches fish #I've shipped fair game for a year now... #BRO THIS HAS BEEN MY SINGLE FAVORITE SHIP FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR #personal record go brrr

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NEMO PLS IM CRYING

Day 2 of Fair Game Weekend: let's yeet asshole into nothingness

Based on hilarious sketches by @idiot-with-a-cat-pen ,

I had drawn a pretty galaxy but T*rian doesn't deserve a pretty galaxy he deserves the void \(･◡･)/

#fair game #why did it autocorrect to sea fairy cookie #SDHFJDSHJSDKH PERFECT

[idiot-with-a-cat-pen]

thanks for doing this with me, it was a lot of fun! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Day 2 of Fair Game Weekend: Planetarium date

Collab with @idiot-with-a-cat-pen ! I did lineart and additional lighting and shading, they did colors, shading and background ! ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ

#fair game #qrow branwen #clover ebi #fgwe #fairgameweekend2020 #SKDHFJDSHK BRO U DID SO WELL #AS ALWAYS #also #teletubby gang