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Last night I went on a journey. I walked down a closed road to a dead end, traveled off path to a lake bed, and not far past the other side this tree was found. Standing alone, in a dark field riddled with weeds and machine tracks, it gave us solace. Under this tree me and three others sat and smoked. We smoked till we were no longer bothered by the cold dirt beneath us, then we smoked some more. On our way there we heard the sounds of wild animals, on the way back we saw them. Blessed by the tidings of The Viking Price, and rejuvenated by the healing properties of his piece, we returned safely. This journey was the first for The Soul of Soren, and I'm sure it will not be the last.

#ijustwanttobefaded #ijwtbf #Journey #The Bibel Tree #Tree #Soul of Soren #Soul #Nighttime

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I'm trying to write a script for a TV show. But It might just turn into another shitty half written short story..

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The Soul of Soren 1 week old

A physical representation of what my soul might look like if it were a pipe. It kinda sucks, but it looks great. This piece is made of Labradorite, and I kinda hassled my geologist ex about whether or not it would kill me if I used it… turns out she still hates me, but also no.

#FADED #IJWTBF #Ijustwanttobefaded #Pipe #smoking #Labradorite

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Happy 4/20/2018!!

I celebrate my first 4/20 this year. Woohoo.

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Midweek Shoutouts

Shoutout to:

being faded

The Car Radio

Mandatory Metallica

Girls who still let you get it in on fucked up dates because they know it wasn't your fault and you did your best

Therapy

Employment

Cartoons

Whooo!!

#midweek #shoutouts #ijustwanttobefaded #ijwtbf #yeah #yeaah #yeaaah #whoooo! #Brown Sugar

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Crescent Fresh Approx. 1yr old

The search for my perfect piece started with Crescent Fresh. I saw Crescent Fresh before I saw Jeffrey and knew I wanted him, and nothing changed that. Crescent Fresh doesn’t mind being kept away, because he knows he’s secretly my favorite. I still get good use out of him, even though his bowl is a little big and he’s a little more rough to use.

Fun Fact: I wad originally planning on naming him “Nordic Rune”.

#ijustwanttobefaded #ijwtbf #glass piece #pipe #crescent fresh #smoking #collection

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Showed up to work high for once...

Did better than I usually do.

Don't fuck with me.

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I've been moved out for over 2 years now dad, I don't have time to talk to you every day for two hours. Stop growing an umbilical cord.

ب_ب

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Jeffry Hermaus Mora Approx. 1yr old

Jeffry, and his brother Crescent Fresh, were the first two pieces I had ever purchased. I use Jeffry a lot more, but Crescent is definitely a good piece. Jeffry plays very well with others and is wonderful to hold and look at! He has been with me through thick and thin, has even had surgery (double tentacle re-attatchment, on his left side), and he's still with me today! This picture was actually taken moments before this post!

#faded #ijustwanttobefaded #ijwtbf #jeffry #hermaus #mora #jeffry hermaus mora #piece #pipe #glass #art #glass art #picture #post #1

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It says I don't need a title... but I just want you all to know I'm kinda excited to write this little intro thing.

I made this page like 4 days ago, but decided I was too faded to do my first post. So, here I am 4 days later getting faded and finally doing my first post. Um, I don't really know what this is yet, but I'm a comedian so this is SUPPOSED to be just as much for you as it is for me. So I guess this is basically just a tumblr about me getting faded. I'll post text stuff, but I want to post alot of pictures of places I've been and what I'm doing. I kinda wanna keep it semi anonymous but I'll talk about that later, maybe... iunno. ANYWAYS, here's the scoop.

A few months ago I came to the conclusion that all I really want out of life is to be faded, I wanna be faded here and there, and everywhere. Like, I enjoy myself so much when I'm high I would like to be high so often that when I'm sober people think I'm high. I just wanna be faded, all the time. I feel like I'm too much for myself sometimes, ya know?

The following day I had a panic attack because I thought I got insta-ddicted to pot. So I thought about that, and decided I am totally happy with the rule that I can be faded as much as I want as long as I know I still have to work for it and function in society. Still gotta live, still gotta make money, still gotta survive.

So, I guess in order to clear some of the smoke... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I should reassure all of you I don't plan on being a total potatoe. I still have dreams and goals and life plan's, I just wanna do all that while I'm faded. Maybe soak it in sober, iunno. Part of me wants to be faded because of how hard things have been and I know I have a long steady road ahead of me, I just wanna enjoy the ride?

Anyways, I'll just be posting whatever, hoping to get popular. I like smoking with people, so who knows... maybe you'll get to meet me? I just gotta express sometimes, so this is probably totally just for me, but hey, if you squanch with it, I squanch with you.

-Faded 4/2/2018

#faded #journal #comedian #travel #ijustwanttobefaded #ijustwanttobefsded #ijwtbf #stickers?? #perhaps #text #post #1