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incorrect-allotail · 8 months
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The God's Hope: Man, fuck the sins. Lilabelle and Scottwick: We're trying.
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incorrect-allotail · 1 year
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kiss with a fist
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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This didn’t age well.
The Roselands: Welcome to the "fuck Umber" support group. Where we all gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that stupid wine red bitch.
Lady Vind: But first, a few words from our newest member.
Koal, sweating: So I may have misunderstood...
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Amari: Be the hot sexy single that you want to see in the area.
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Gluttony: Ah yes, allow me to indulge the four love languages.
Gluttony, pointing at Lazuli: “My family never told me they’re proud of me.”
Gluttony, pointing at Amari: “I’m so fucking tired god please let me rest for five minutes.”
Gluttony, pointing at Koal: “Please pay attention to me.”
Gluttony, pointing at Scottwick: “Touch starved.”
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Koal, Laz, Scottwick: [screaming]
Amari, running into the room: What’s wrong, Laz?!
Scottwick: Why are you only asking Laz? We’re all screaming!
Amari: Because Laz doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Koal: I need advice.
Amari: *eating raw cookie dough for breakfast*
Amari: You’ve come to the right place.
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Scottwick: Sometimes the heart’s like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Laz: Is this about anxiety? Or Gluttony?
Scottwick: Yes.
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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-Lachlan, probably
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Koal: who ate all the eggs?
Amari: Ninjas.
Koal: I didn’t see them
Amari: No one ever does.
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Koal: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Scottwick: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Lazuli: Good morning to everyone EXCEPT these two people!
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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I’m a simple demon; I have simple desires: the complete annihilation of everyone who’s ever wronged me, and also Koal Clay.
Wrath, probably.
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Koal: The sheriff won’t wake up, what do I do?
Amari: Did you try kicking him?
Koal: Yes.
Amari: I’m out of ideas.
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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Laz: It’s dark in here.
Koal: don’t worry dude i got this
Koal: [stomps his feet]
Koal: [sketchers light up]
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incorrect-allotail · 3 years
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“The Weaver’s Complex is the highest maximum security prison in all of Allotail. But it is unlike the others. Magic doesn’t exist here, but it isn’t as bad as you think. People don’t need magic to be happy. Once a prisoner’s sentence is up, most choose to stay and help new arrivals. You can tell who is serving a sentence based on the spider marking on their neck.”
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