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Bowser: Can I ask a dumb question?

Mario: Better than anyone I know.

#incorrect quotes #mario #super mario #bowser #source: golden girls #submission

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Bowser: Not everything I do has to start a war!

Bowser: Sometimes I just want to make a society of sewer related mole people

#super mario #mario #incorrect quotes #submission #source: hermitcraft #bowser

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Random guy: Are you really the Mario? prove it!

Mario: jumps

Random guy: Oh my god it’s really Mario!

#super mario #mario #incorrect quotes #submission

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It’s not Luigi but this is my contribution to the Out of touch meme

it’s not thursday when this is being posted but shush

#paper mario spoilers #spoilers

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The trick here, folks, is Mario actually needs the printer.

Mario: Luigi, toss me my keys!

Luigi: *tosses a printer* *it shatters on the ground*

Mario: I said my keys!

Luigi: I thought you said printer!

Mario: Why the fuck would I say printer!?

#paper mario #origami king #spoilers

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Peach: Does Mario think in Italian or English?

Luigi: Bold of you to assume Mario thinks.

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Bowser: My men do not know the meaning of surrender!

Goomba: But we’re willing to learn.

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Red Toad: Good morning.

Blue Toad: Good morning.

Yellow Toad: Good morning.

Capt. Toad: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Toadette: MORNING, SLUTS.

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Mario: Where do I see myself in 5 years? Easy.

Mario: Trapped in a haunted oil painting.

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Mario: You call it a 'near death accident', I call it a vibe check from god.

Peach: What did the doctor call it?

Mario: Irreparable cranial damage.

#super mario #mario #princess peach #peach #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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A sketch based off of one of my favorite screenshots:

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Fawful, pulling out a gun: Behold! The most powerful spell of all. Are you ready to meet God?

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Mario: We have to get across town as fast as possible.

Luigi: I’ll drive.

Mario: Why?

Luigi: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

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Bowser Jr: I’m... grounded?

Bowser: Yes, you’re grounded!

Peach: You disobeyed an order!

Bowser, holding a shovel: And now, we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!

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Luigi: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Mario: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment.

Luigi: It’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Luigi: (moves Polterpup off his lap and goes to get a drink)

Polterpup: Mother is...evil? Mother is unyielding? Mother is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

#super mario #luigi's mansion #mario #luigi #polterpup #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Gay rights Peasley and gay rights Luigi what crimes will they commit😳😳