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i dare you to quote the entire "who broke" meme but with poppy playtime characters
I might make that eventually
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Mommy Long Legs: Good night.
Kissy Missy: Sleep tight.
Catnap: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Boogie Bot: Great, now Candy Cat's crying.
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Huggy Wuggy, in a car, talking to the McDonald's employee: You forgot my shake
Huggy Wuggy: Shake your booty!
Huggy Wuggy, in the driver's seat, to Kissy Missy, in the passenger's seat: DRIVE! DRIVE!
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Prototype: Eat shit and die, Huggy!!!
Huggy Wuggy: Eat shit and live, Prototype.
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Elliot Ludwig: It is pride month, Stella. You know what that means.
Stella Greybur: huh. what
Stella Greybur: Do you want us to make. Gay toys? What?
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Kissy Missy: Can I go to the pool?
Huggy Wuggy: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Kissy Missy: No, can I go by myself?
Huggy Wuggy: You don’t want to go with me?
Kissy Missy: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Huggy Wuggy: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Huggy: *Eating grass*
Huggy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kissy: Huggy?
Huggy: Im high
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Huggy Wuggy: *Eating grass*
Huggy Wuggy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kissy Missy: Huggy?
Huggy Wuggy: Im high
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At the police station, getting their pictures taken after being arrested
Kissy Missy: *holding up the sign, scared*
Huggy Wuggy: *posing for the camera*
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Prototype: Do you ever just touch your face and think "there be bones in me skin"
Prototype: Ignore me I'm on ketamine
Kissy Missy: I wish I had bones
Huggy Wuggy: I wish I had ketamine
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Hehe :)
Poppy: Hey, Mommy Long Legs, have you thought about having children?
Mommy Long Legs: ...
Mommy Long Legs: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Poppy: But we're not childr-
Mommy Long Legs, already distracted: KISSY MISSY, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Poppy: Hey, Mommy Long Legs, have you thought about having children?
Mommy Long Legs: …
Mommy Long Legs: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Poppy: But we're not childr-
Mommy Long Legs, already distracted: KISSY PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Huggy Wuggy, celebrating after a basketball game: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BABY! THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA LEARN FROM THE CHAMP!
Mommy Long Legs, holding the ball: You lost by 55 points
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Kissy Missy: *turns to Huggy Wuggy* What do we do?
Huggy Wuggy: Don't ask me for advice, I eat grass
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Huggy Wuggy: I need this bed out of my house by TUESDAY
Huggy Wuggy: because on Tuesday I'm having a POTLUCK
Huggy Wuggy: And I can't have toys coming to my POTLUCK
Huggy Wuggy: Asking why the hell there's two BEDS AGAINST THE WALL, can you IMAGINE the questions!?
Mommy Long Legs:
Mommy Long Legs: ...hey, uh, why do you have two beds-
Huggy Wuggy: HOW EMBARRASSING
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PJ Pug-a-pillar: What are you gonna do with your share? 
Mommy Long Legs: As a child, Mr. Ludwig would have Kissy and me battle one another in training. Every time the doll prevailed... my father would replace a piece of me with elastic plastic, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won... again and again, and again, never once refraining. So after I murder Kissy, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt Mr. Ludwig like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day. 
PJ Pug-a-pillar: Yeah... I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go "Ooh, that's nice."
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PJ: What are you gonna do with your share? 
Mommy Long Legs: As a child, Mr. Ludwig would have Kissy and me battle one another in training. Every time the doll prevailed... my father would replace a piece of me with elastic plastic, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won... again and again, and again, never once refraining. So after I murder Kissy, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt Mr. Ludwig like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day. 
PJ: Yeah... I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go "Ooh, that's nice."
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