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felix: So you’re dating jeongin?

hyunjin: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense.

felix: That’s literally a wedding ring.

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minho: You know what the problem is? You're really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.

hyunjin: You think I’m cute?

minho: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

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changbin: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

chan: Weight loss? Drink water.

jeongin: Clear skin? Drink water.

minho: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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changbin: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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minho: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

minho: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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chan: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

chan: Absolutely not.

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changbin: on a scale of one to ten, you're a nine because i'm the one you need.

hyunjin: I'm a ten.

changbin: it's a pick up lin-

hyunjin: I. am. a. ten.

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chan: So, what is jisung to you?

minho: The reason I wake up every morning.

chan: ...That’s adorable.

jisung earlier that morning, barging into minho′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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changbin: hello officer. uhm, I'm colorblind so I didn't know the light was red

officer: okay but you stole this car-

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hyunjin: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

chan: hyunjin-

chan: It- it was just an ant-

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felix: *lying down and crying*

seungmin: There, there. Why don’t you take some time off to not be around me while you’re like this?

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chan: felix, gather the others. We need to have another jisung-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-he-hurt-someone convention.

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hyunjin : All snacks are gone.

changbin: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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jisung: What are you in the mood for?

minho: World domination.

jisung: That's a bit ambitious.

minho: You are my world.

jisung: Aww...

minho:

jisung:

mimho:

jisung: OH.

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felix, talking to hyunjin on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

hyunjin: You bet!

felix: At what temperature?

hyunjin: 535.

felix: That's the clock.

hyunjin:

felix:

hyunjin: 536.

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changbin: What is love?

chan: An emotional minefield.

seungmin: A neurochemical reaction.

felix: Baby don't hurt me.

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felix: Are you coming to bed?

changbin: I can't. This is important.

felix: What?

changbin: Someone is wrong on the internet.

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