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I know I said I was out of quotes, but I never said I was out of memes.

#dave and bambi #popcorn edition #wedsen #meme

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Happy New Year's Eve

I was able to find enough quotes to last until now

This seems like a much better time to run out of quotes

This has been quite the wild 2023

And while I might not be active for 2024, you'll still have my old 2023 quotes, as well as the quotes from the predecessor to this blog that I decided not to delete since I'm proud of them

#update

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Expunged: All that's left now is you and the infinite void.

Expunged: Kind of makes you want to play saxophone.

(Expunged pulls out a saxophone and starts playing it)

#dave and bambi #expunged #source: super mario bros movie

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Scramblo: When it comes to science, I think the less you know, the better.

Scramblo: Because I don't need to be the guy who messes around and accidentally opens up a portal to the demon realm.

#dave and bambi #omelette edition #scramblo #source: diary of a wimpy kid #source: diary of a wimpy kid: no brainer

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Dave: Goodnight, Tristan

Tristan: Goodnight, Dad

Dave: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad

Bambi, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT

#dave and bambi #dave #bambi #tristan #source: facebook

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Ringi: Why do you look so angry all the time?

Stingi: That’s just my face, I can’t change that

#dave and bambi #bambisona mayhem #ringi #stingi #source: everyone loves raymond

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(Exosphere is using a blender)

Dandi: Explode.

(Exosphere's blender explodes)

Exosphere: Why did you blender explode?

Dandi: The woods.

Wedsen: Teleport to the woods.

Punkay: It's woods time for you.

(Exosphere gets teleported)

#dave and bambi #popcorn edition #exospheric corruption #stadium edition #dandi #exosphere #wedsen #punkay #source: meme #Dandi trolls Exosphere

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Boyfriend: Santa!

Bendu: Boyfriend, he's the one trying to destroy Christmas

Boyfriend: Huh? But that would make him evil

Expunged in a Santa outfit: I'm the one with the list here, I decide good and evil. And you're all at the top of my naughty list

Expunged: Conbi, you tried to subjugate the entire 3D world

Conbi: Sins of the father much?

Expunged: R'lyehian, you've completely de-stabilized the space-time continuum with your reckless time-travelling

R'lyehian: That's absurd

(space-time distortion)

R'lyehian: I have no idea what you're talking about, the space-time continuum is fine

(space-time distortion)

Expunged: And you, Stingi…

Expunged: Jesus Christ, I mean, just, wow. There's not enough time in the day, but how about we start with the hole you put in my sleigh

Stingi: Hah, I did hit him

Expunged: And you!

BF: Um...

Expunged: Your ceaseless lust for battle has endangered not only your friends, but the entire world time and time again! You are a danger to the entire universe!

BF: What? That's crazy.

Bendu: Wait, but, what about me?

Expunged: You're actually on the Nice List. Merry Christmas.

(Bendu celebrates)

Expunged: But for the rest of you, Santa Claus is taking you down!

#dave and bambi #golden apple edition #hortas edition #bambisona mayhem #expunged #friday night funkin #boyfriend #bendu #conbi #r'lyehian #stingi #source: dbz abridged #source: youtube #source: manofonetitle

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Flumbo: I think I pulled a muscle

Cosmic: You can’t pull what you don’t have

#dave and bambi #occurrence #dave and bambi's occurrence #flumbo #cosmic #source: victorious

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Are you seriously going to use the Ask feature on yourself just to show how funny it is that it's possible?

Yes. And yes, it funni

#not a quote #asks

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Bambi: Here, Dave, we made you a cake as a peace offering

Dave: Thanks, you two, that’s -

Dave: … Wait. Why are you giving me a peace offering?

Tristan: We’d hate to ruin the surprise

#dave and bambi #dave #tristan #bambi #source: zits

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Wedsen: I asked you if this was legal at least a dozen times!

Dandi: And I lied to you at least a dozen times!

#dave and bambi #popcorn edition #dandi #wedsen #source: archer

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Exosphere: Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

#dave and bambi #exospheric corruption #exosphere #source: song lyrics #source: meat loaf

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Brobgonal and Jambi: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Barbu, we'll kill you

Brobgonal and Jambi, chuckling: Sorry. That sounded like a joke

Brobgonal and Jambi: We will actually kill you

#dave and bambi #golden apple edition #brobgonal #jambi #barbu #source: modern family

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Dave: Since i'm going to be gone for a while, I've left a complementary bowl full of advice

Dave, picking up a paper from the bowl: For example, 'Bambi, stop doing that', applies to everything

#dave and bambi #dave #bambi #source: new girl

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Bandu, to Blosku: This may be the wrong time to tell you this...

Bandu: But you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.

Blosku: What?

#dave and bambi #golden apple edition #cobalt edition #bandu #blosku #source: cars

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Bandu: Come on, Expunged, there's no reason to kick a man when he's already down

Expunged: That's exactly when a man should be kicked, because that's the only way he learns

#dave and bambi #golden apple edition #expunged #bandu #source: psych