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incorrectdnb · 4 months

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Ringi: Why do you look so angry all the time?

Stingi: That’s just my face, I can’t change that

#dave and bambi #bambisona mayhem #ringi #stingi #source: everyone loves raymond

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paolastinge · 11 months

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QUANDO SEI UN ANALFABETA FUNZIONALE, MA FAI IL RICERCATORE. - Medendi non fa per me. (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1345620061-quando-sei-un-analfabeta-funzionale-ma-fai-il?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=paolastinge&wp_originator=Ui4CAtgGpANH3FKbtAR5ijiLXTrz0Do%2Bh2UbTBxgaBKE5XqvPYscNjauuUurAEf0WOvVMit7cwWYtCEZT5qgyiSFjik8Z73ol7ELGLNuhaJrCF%2BhEG5zMleggX%2Beb4EE L'analfabetismo funzionale è riscontrabile anche fra gli stessi "ricercatori", cioè fra chi si dedica al campo della ricerca scientifica.

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andhumanslovedstories · 2 years

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some nurses I work with and get patients from give me the impression that they think a patient is opioid addicted and they need to be weaned off, and like even if that is the case 1) I'm not a addiction specialist, I'm their night nurse and their doctors have prescribed pain medication to be available to them, 2) day nurses I think can be more flippant about pain at times because during the day you have things that can distract you while at night, all you get to do is lie in bed and think about how much pain you're in, 3) I don't think a hospital stay for like heart failure is the best time to detox someone, 4) pain is incredibly subjective and I trust patients who've been living in their body for their whole lives more than I trust myself who has been talking to them about their body for five minutes, and 5) some nurses will be like "I don't offer pain medication unless the patient asks for it" and then the patient will ask for it and then it's all "this patient requested pain meds..... drug seeking behavior" like okay wtf are they supposed to do then? Stoically cry one tear down their cheek when I come to check on them so I can benevolently grant them 5 mg of oxy? 6) enduring pain doesn't make people better people, it actually makes people angry and tired and sad, so good luck building your therapeutic rapport while you make them beg for pain medication, maybe all your patients wouldn't be so mean to you if they weren't all suffering the entire time you're responsible for them, 7) if you aren't gonna give opioids and you're also not gonna page the doc for other meds and you're not gonna get ice packs and you're not gonna reposition your patient and you're not gonna ambulate them when they say that helps their hips and you're not gonna talk to them for a while to distract them and you're not gonna get them a jello cup to eat if they want, then literally how are you better than a little roomba with a med cup full of Lipitor scooting into their room?

I'm aware of the risks of opioids, I don't give them when it isn't safe or indicated, and I'm also aware that opioids aren't even good for all types of pain, but they can be an absolute gift to patients who need them. They aren't inherently evil. We don't have to make people suffer to improve their character. Even if suffering did that (it doesn't), improving character is outside my scope of practice. Here's some morphine.

#don't even get me STARTED on people who are STINGY WITH PAIN MEDS for END OF LIFE PATIENTS #JEEZ I SURE HOPE THIS PATIENT IS GONNA BE DEAD IN A DAY DOESN'T GET ADDICTED TO THE MORPHINE I'M SHOOTING INTO THEIR LIMP MOUTHS

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thesweetnessofspring · 3 months

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Peeta teased Katniss that when she was sleeping she wasn't scowling, which improved her looks and just made me think of how Peeta watched this girl go from a happy, singing child to a scowling, guarded girl. How he must have wanted to offer her some kind of reprieve from her unhappiness. And once he's given the opportunity, he brings out her smiles and laughter. How much he must love seeing her face light up before returning to its reservations. And then how postwar, he works out her first smile since Prim died, then her first laugh, and brings back the love in her eyes. That eventually they get to the point where when she's with Peeta, she no longer scowls because he softens the hardness of her grief with his bright yellow hope.

#everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #i think they were waaaaay too stingy with this dynamic in the movies #but what else is new with me

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nevvn · 1 year

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pov: you are solomon

#obey me #obey me!#obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #obey me fanart #art tag #fanart #he's so stingy when it comes to solomon lmao

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19burstraat · 23 days

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Local couple have amazing hobbies such as 'heist' and 'gossiping like housewives at the weekend market' and 'being last people to know they were in a relationship'

#six of crows #kanej #grishaverse #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #don't say 'but kaz would be a stingy landlord' good lord. he has dignity #my post

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zarla-s · 8 days

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I saw this post about how Engie was probably born into generational wealth and I can't stop thinking about it.

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#team fortress 2 #engineer #scout #z art #z comic #who's the poorest merc do you think #not accounting for how they're all rich while working for team fortress and all #demo engie and spy are all rich #medic seems to be doing okay for himself but it's hard to say for sure #sniper lives in a van but he also says sniping is solid work and you won't go hungry #soldier is homeless but he did fly to europe and had a roommate at one point #heavy went to college and flew to america he's stingy with money but he's fine i assume #pyro's an unknown #scout has seven brothers and lives in a single parent household #he doesn't talk about money but i assume it was tight #things to ponder...#drink oval brand beer!

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diavolosboobies · 11 months

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That's the entire post

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #IM STUCK ON LESSON 11 #Im so stressed out #I keep getting D tier and upgrading so hard without going through the hard levels #And grimm is stingy 😭😒#Like what do you mean i played 5 rounds and only get 3000 grimm #Playing is so tiring #if someone just logged into my account and does it for me #Im still mad theres no lucifer birthday event #dont forget what they took from us #all in the second game btw #The first is a whole other can of worms

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classycookiexo · 13 days

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#honestly #men #stingy

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incorrectdnb · 4 months

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Boyfriend: Santa!

Bendu: Boyfriend, he's the one trying to destroy Christmas

Boyfriend: Huh? But that would make him evil

Expunged in a Santa outfit: I'm the one with the list here, I decide good and evil. And you're all at the top of my naughty list

Expunged: Conbi, you tried to subjugate the entire 3D world

Conbi: Sins of the father much?

Expunged: R'lyehian, you've completely de-stabilized the space-time continuum with your reckless time-travelling

R'lyehian: That's absurd

(space-time distortion)

R'lyehian: I have no idea what you're talking about, the space-time continuum is fine

(space-time distortion)

Expunged: And you, Stingi…

Expunged: Jesus Christ, I mean, just, wow. There's not enough time in the day, but how about we start with the hole you put in my sleigh

Stingi: Hah, I did hit him

Expunged: And you!

BF: Um...

Expunged: Your ceaseless lust for battle has endangered not only your friends, but the entire world time and time again! You are a danger to the entire universe!

BF: What? That's crazy.

Bendu: Wait, but, what about me?

Expunged: You're actually on the Nice List. Merry Christmas.

(Bendu celebrates)

Expunged: But for the rest of you, Santa Claus is taking you down!

#dave and bambi #golden apple edition #hortas edition #bambisona mayhem #expunged #friday night funkin #boyfriend #bendu #conbi #r'lyehian #stingi #source: dbz abridged #source: youtube #source: manofonetitle

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zuzu-draws · 9 months

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Heian Era! Sukuna, back when he was a human Curse-Sorcerer ; If Gege won't give him to us, I will =_=

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elusiveanomaly · 2 months

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Lazytown x Pokémon As Trainers!

Part 1

In the midst of my art block and overflowing mountain of WIPS, I had the impulsive idea to draw the characters as Pokémon trainers :D

... Including a Team Rocket member, too.

Thanks, Glanni 💀

It all started with me having the epiphany that, yes, I could 100% see Robbie with a Magnemite.

I have a whole second roster of characters lined up for the same idea, so keep an eye out for it! 😌

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#digital art #clip studio paint #art #illustration #lazytown #pokemon #pokemon trainer #crossover #robbie rotten #sportacus #glanni glaepur #Íþróttaálfurinn #stephanie meanswell #pixel hyperbyte #stingy spoilero #ziggy zweets #trixie troubleby #jives junkfood

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dekuskeeper · 9 months

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I just wanna fuck a dumb, cute boy.

Don't get me wrong, they're smarter than they let on, but so, so desperate for a girlfriend :(

I just wanna pursue them and see their absolute shock that someone actually wants them! I wanna see the little charade they do, trying not to scare you away with their weirdo tendencies and clinginess.

God forbid you see their browser histories!

-How to give head -How to last long on your first time -Penis enlargement pills -How to not act like you like it so much -How to delete browser history

What would be worse was you finding out the filthy little things they were into.

I just want to laugh at them, tease them a bit-

"You like this shit don't you, werido~"

I need to suck them off, just once. See them panic because their internet searching did nothing to prepare them for how fucking good it feels when your mouth is around them. See their legs jerk and hitch and hear their startled gasps-

They'll cum immediately.

Ride them while they recover, see them savor how warm and wet and tight your insides are-

"It's better than the fleshlight, right?"

See how quickly they'll go stupid, how their words die in their throats and come out as senseless moaning rambles.

They'll cum inside, they couldn't warn you, how could they?

They'll smile as they come down from their high, astonished anyone like you would show them such pleasure.

And they'll come back, each and every time, eager as ever~

Format inspired by @mysicklove (obviously)

#I'm thinking Denji #denki kaminari too #give mello her flowers #don't be stingy now #sub boy #sub bnha #sub chainsaw man #sub jjk #sub jujutsu kaisen #oh yeah #and itadori yuji too

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yoodokjas · 9 months

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