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*playing scrabble*
Hyungseo: I will put my “A” down to make “A”
Chaewon: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”
Mihee: I will add to your “AT” to make “RAT”
Yooyeon: I will add to your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATOGRAPHIC”
Hyeju: *flips the board*
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Mashiro: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before
Dayeon: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Mashiro: Dayeon, please do not
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Arin: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Binnie: you know, I’m not really a jewelry person
Arin: Oh, you don’t have to wear it
Binnie: No. I’m gonna wear it forever. Fuck off
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Chowon: I know nobody asked for my advice…
Sangah: Yet you’re still talking
Chowon: …but I agree with Sangah
Sangah: Let’s hear her out
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Yeri: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you
Wendy: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll
Seulgi: Looks like she could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
Irene: Looks like she could kill you, could actually kill you
Joy: Wants to be a sinnamon roll
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Juri: I took care of Dahyun when she was young, I practically raised her
Yeonhee: Excuse me? I was the one who packed all of her lunches, saw her off to school, tucked her in for bed, helped her with her lessons, scolded her for misbehaving-
Suyun: Well, that explains why she turned out the way she did
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Mia: Swear words are now illegal. If you say one you’ll be fined
Yiren: Heck
Mia: You’re on thin fucking ice
Yiren: ...
Mia: ...
Mia: Oh no
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Sunmi, watching a group do something dumb: Oh god what fucking idiots
Sunmi, realizing it’s the rest of Wonder Girls: Wait those are my idiots
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D.ana: When you said “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what I was expecti-
Euijin: [holds up Queen of Hearts] was this your card?
D.ana: [softly] Holy shit
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Yoon: Yoon Seeun??? Nah what a nerd what a- [trips]
[hundreds of photos of Seeun spill out of jacket]
Yoon: What a fuckign asshole I- these aren’t mine I was just-
[gathering them up frantically sweating]
Yoon: Listen I just listen fuck-
[thousands of photos of Seeun scatter across the floor]
Yoon: Shit fcuk I’m holding them for a friend jus t LISTEN
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[in the group chat]
Karina: WHO TOOK ALL MY RED LIPSTICKS?!!
Karina: DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO
Winter: I did
Karina: .......ON A DATE?
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Chaeryeong: Ryujin, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboys. Yeji did
Yeji: [standing up] Well, a thunderstorm didn’t break the window. ChaeRYEONG DID!
Chaeryeong: YEJI HASN’T WORKED ON ANY NEW SONGS IN THREE MONTHS
Yeji: CHAERYEONG AND YUNA ARE DATING
Chaeryeong: YEJI AND LIA GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS
Ryujin: I’M IN LOVE WITH HEEJIN
Lia: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle
Yuna: I WANNA GO
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Daisy: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “Fre-sha-vaca-do”, how are you feeling?
JooE: In between “It’s an avocado, thanks.” and “How did you defeat Captain America?” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.” How about you?
Daisy: Probably “Road work ahead”.
Hyebin: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them
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Yena: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath
Chaekyung: We are not doing that
Jinsol: Mistlefoe
Chaekyung: Jinsol, no
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SinB: Can we go get ice cream?
Yerin: Did you ask Sowon unnie?
SinB: She said no
Yerin: Then why are you asking me?
SinB: Because she’s not the boss of you
Yerin, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap
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Dayoung: “When were you born?” Bold of you to assume I was born at all
Yeonjung: I personally was created in a lab
Soobin: Just straight up spawned
Luda: I clipped through my mother, if you will
Dawon: I was summoned
Eunseo: I was sadly born at the young age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time
Cheng Xiao: My existence is a figment of your imagination
Mei Qi: I was found in a cabbage field
Bona: I lost my memories when I came to this dimension
Exy: I gained this form after winning a bet
Yeoreum: I’m just a rock that grew legs
Xuan Yi: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago
Seola: This has gotten out of hand
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Soyee: Okay guys, how do I ask someone out?
Hana: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed has room for two
Soyee: Oh my god, no
Nayoung: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car
Soyee: Stop it
Sally: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream
Mina: I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
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