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It means a lot to me that when people send heart emojis, they have a specific color/style they use. And heart they choose to use seems to really reflect that persons personality and how they love.

Actually, do me a favor. Reblog this with the hearts you typically use.

💜💜💜💜

#♥️ flat red heart my beloved

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Was anyone going to tell me there was new slugterra content from the year of our Lord 2022 or was I supposed to find that out from YouTube for myself.

#slugterra #slugterra ascension

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*Holding ridiculously large butcher knife* Call me Freud because I'm about to put the fear of castration into you

#freud

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Happy stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab day!

#ides of march #yep. 23 stabs baby

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There was a large roach in my room. Grossed out. Had the thought "OMG it's Gregor from Metamorphosis." Calmed down.

In conclusion: ???? Brain broken.

#franz kafka #metamorphosis #bugs #roaches

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One little monkey, killing all the men

Had a crown upon his head

They called Tripitaka

Tripitaka said

NO MORE MONKEY'S KILLING ALL THE MEN

#journey to the west #jttw sun wukong #jttw tripitaka #lmk sun wukong #cuz thats what inspired this lol

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I like to play a fun game called am I sick, dehydrated, or just plain tired

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#lumberjack trainwreck

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself

I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)

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Trying to figure out how to get diagnosed with ADHD or executive dysfunction when you think you have ADHD or executive dysfunction feels kind of impossible. Oh you want me to do research on one thing for a while? Why don't you just taze me

#adhd #executive dysfunction #probably. anyways wrote this too late and i don't really know if this makes sense. anyways

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Some random Spider-person: How do we know he's not going to steal from us?

A newly joined Hobie, who absolutely knows when he's being profiled: Well I wasn't gonna but now I am

#across the spiderverse #hobie brown #astv #spider punk

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You never realize how much skin you have on your hands until you put them under a really strong hand dryer

#💨✋

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I am staring intently at my computer screen and typing furiously so it looks like I am hacking. When you get behind me I am playing dress up flash games

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I need someone to stab me. In the uterus. Please and thank you

#i took drugs but i don't have a heating pad with me #also it's the third day of having cramps I'm getting sick of it

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MK collects father figures so easily but GOD FORBID that boy gets a mother figure

#monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid #mk #lmk mk #somebody get this boy a female role model this instant

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Bugs love me for my rotting carcass energy

#keep getting bit #:(