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I miss Rumplestiltskin. 

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There are very few things funnier than this video

I COULD BE BLIND I’D STILL SEE IT

So here is Misha Collins patting down a guy from Texas in a plaid shirt, who had an abusive father and a younger brother who he had always been protecting at all costs. You do the math.

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“Expressed entirely in stares” Literally the story of Destiel

Just watch it

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The epic love story of Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins

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The last line cas says is just SO CAS

WHY WAS THIS EVER CUT OUT THIS IS GOLDEN??? I WANT A WHOLE SEASON OF THIS.

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LOOK AT HIM!!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!!

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I’ve decided I will no longer be saying “clinical depression”. I will now be telling people I have a pet dementor that follows me around.

#harry potter #dementors #depression #hp fandom #hp #Azkaban

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What about a cute guy watching my favorite show makes me instantly fall in love with him?

#SPN #dean winchester #sam winchester #supernatural #superwholock

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Louise Glück, from “Blue Rotunda”, Poems 1962 - 2012

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I may have already posted this but I just found it again going through old pictures and its my favorite thing I’ve ever created so here it is again.

#tom hiddleston #edit #twh #british celebrities #Hiddlestoner #Thomas William Hiddleston

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Great story. 

A Talented Musician Struggles to Make It Big

“Crocodile Records, how can I help you?” says the lady on the phone. “Hello, my name is Henry Trout. I need to make an appointment to be considered for a record deal.” The man replies. “Alright, Mr. Trout, the first thing you need to do is send in a sample of your music along with a letter telling us a little about yourself and your contact information. Our address is 15859 South Federal Bog Way. If we like you, we will give you a call to set up a meeting.”

~9 days later~

Henry’s cell phone rings; he immediately picks it up, hoping it is the record company.

“Hello, may I speak to Mr. Trout?” says a man’s voice.

“This is he.”

“This is Larry from Crocodile Records, could you come in this afternoon for a meeting?”

“Yes, yes, I’ve been biting my fingernails so nervous to hear back from you. I will come in whenever you want me to.”

“How does two sound?”

“Sounds perfect.”

“Great, we will see you at two then, Mr. Trout.”

Call ends.

“I need to bring something he thinks; it will make me look good. Everyone always brings baked goods, so not that. I need to bring real food. Ooh, I know.” He thinks to himself.

That afternoon he walks into Crocodile records holding a foil-covered tray.

“Hello, Mr. Trout,” says the lady at the front desk in a calming voice, “someone will be right with you.” He goes and sits to wait.

~15 minutes later~

“Hello Mr.Trout,” says a man he recognizes but can't quite put his finger on from where, “follow me.”

They enter an office and sit down.

“What is that you have there?”

“Oh, this is my mom’s famous lasagna; I made it just before I came here.”

“That’s so kind. I'm going to take it to the break room so everyone can find it, ill be right back.” The man takes the pan of lasagna and leaves.

While waiting for him to return, Henry realizes who’s office he is in, Lawrence Hill’s, the head of Crocodile Records.

A couple of minutes later, he returns.

“Thank you so much for meeting with me; I seem to repel most record companies for some reason.

I just want to anchor somewhere where I can work with good people and make great music.”

“I’m glad to have you here. Once I heard you’re anthem, I knew you were what I was looking for. There is someone who would like to work with you, let’s go introduce you.”

They walk down the hallway to another room. Trout bumps into another man upon entering.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to jostle you.”

“No problem.” Replies the man as he turns around. It’s John Legend.

The End

Prompt:

Write a story titled “A Talented Musician Struggles to Make It Big” using the following words.

Required Words: Crocodile, Anchor, Lasagna, Anthem, Fingernail, Trout, Federal, Bog, Jostle, Repel

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he clearly wasn’t expecting tHaT

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All credits go to @dontjustlivefly and @spagtittihands on twitter, @donotjustlive-fly on tumblr.

Thanks for asking!

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“Woman.  Is that meant to insult me?”

We are strong

We are passionate

We are leaders

We are resilient 

We are loyal

We are skeptical

We are quirky

We are intuitive

We are curious

We are intelligent

We are gorgeous

We are queens

We are princesses

We are dreamers

We are mysterious

We are comedians

We are family

We are slayers

We are joyous

We are free

We are kind

We are warriors

We are charming

We are childlike

We are survivors

We are friends

We are feminine

We are flirty

We are fierce

We are amazing

Happy International Women’s Day to all the ladies out there!  We are all unique and we are all badass in our own ways.

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Knives across. Left to right forks, big spoons, little spoons.

Which way do you spoon?

Went away for a few days to an aparthotel in the Lake District. Horror of horrors

Does that look right to you. I couldn't cope until I had them my way.

And all was well with the world again.

Where do you lay your fork?