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Update: hey all! I'm doing well. I have a small story from today.

I was at the mall with my best friend and we were getting food. Once we got it, we were leaving. For context, I always get lost, so I loop my arm with hers so she can lead the way, and I can talk and walk. Well, we were on our way out and this couple stopped us and the guy went

"Hi (big smile on his face) we just wanted to say that Jesus loves you...and we love you too"

Stunned. We were stunned. We had no idea what to say. So I just said thank you, have a nice day, and we kept going, and it took a second to click, but they stopped to say that because they thought we were gay.

#stunned #it deadass happened #i was literally shocked #i'm not even gay 😭 #update

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Hello all!!

I entered my sweet Riley into a competition so please vote and share!!

#competition #please vote #your support is appreciated!

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Life update:

Finally we got a house. Thank God. My job is well a job. I'm going back to college for something I actually find enjoyment in. I have a boyfriend who plans on marrying me. So things have drastically improved.

But I've come to a conclusion my boyfriend is a lot like Donnie and I wish I was making it up but I'm not and i find it so hilarious. So I wanted to share. Anyone else's partner resemble their favorite turtle?

#teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader #life update #don't be coming for my tags either #tmnt bayverse #i have a turtle question in this post so #feel free to drop a response #also i feel like writing again.. #any ideas? #feel free to leave a comment if you do have any

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Can You Do A Vampire Leo x F!Reader But In Bayverse And With Prompts And Do A Lemon For It Too

89. Mating season 142. “Bite me.” 123. “Don’t hold back.” 58. Turtle bedroom 5. “MINE.” and Turning into a vampire

Let me help

Tmnt Leonardo x reader

A/n: Thanks a lot for requesting! Sorry I took so long to get done, but please enjoy! I hope you like it :)

Not for minors though so minors steer clear >:)

The dojo was hot. The sweat gathered at my brow. My breathing heavy. I had insisted leo teach me some moves. All in an attempt to catch his attention. Why? Because Leo had been ignoring me for days. I couldn't place why. I had tried to ask, but my every attempt was thwarted and now here we stood. Labored breathing and intense eye contact.

What did he do next? Nothing. He turned and walked off after he taught me some moves. Not a word exchanged the whole session.

"Leo! Wait up!" I speed walk behind him, reaching out. Catching his arm.

"What?" Leo growled, spinning in place, facing me.

God was he tall..so very tall. I gulp.

"Oh..well..uhm.."

"Spit it out." I huff at his words. His harsh tone.

"What the hell is the problem huh? What did I do? Your never like this.."

"Well maybe you don't know me then." He snarked.

I stare at Leo long and hard before I come to the realization of what the issue was. Sort of like a heat is how Donnie described it. Two things made it very clear. Leo's behavior and the very prominent boner he had. I bite my lip to stop from laughing. My eyes trail back up to Leo's and I sigh.

"Alright...maybe your right. Maybe your wrong, but what I do know is I can help. So let me help."

"I'm sorry-what?" Leo looked very shocked.

"Let..me..help." I sounded it out slowly.

Leo sighed deeply and nodded slowly. I smiled in victory and dragged Leo to his room. It wasn't a secret I had always liked him. So this was a win for me. Though I didn't know how Leo felt. Though by the way he carefully guided me to lay on his bed and his now nervous demeanor I picked up on the fact he very well might be harboring the same feelings I do.

"So..do I just-or-uh" I laugh quietly at his stuttering

"Leo..are you a virgin?" He avoided my eyes and nodded and I sit up.

"Do you want this?" Another nod.

"Leo?"

"..yes..yes to both." He mumbled.

"You don't have to be shy..we can go your pace.."

"Okay.." I smile and have Leo sit on his bed. Now I was the nervous one.

"Kissing first..okay?" Leo nodded at my words and I set my hands on his face. Gently pushing mine against his. His lips were soft..gentle like a summer's breeze. It felt right. Leo pushed his lips harder against mine. He was frenzied, rushed as if I would run away.

I place a hand on his cheek and pull back, mumbling

"Take your time.." Leo simply nodded and leaned forward again. I kiss him softly again. Gently. We find a pattern. A perfect middle.

Before I knew it I was on my back and Leo was above me.

"I'm new at this..but I want to try something.."

"Okay." I smile. Reassuring him enough for Leo to continue. He leans down and his lips connect with my neck. Sucking softly. I feel his tongue soothe over my skin. Before he pulls back with a pop.

"Could..you maybe bite me?" I stare wide eyed at Leo and nod at his request. Leaning up I bite his neck. Delighting in the whimper that leaves his lips. So decadent was he.

"Leo" I breathe out. I was soaked. All of this pent up sexual tension mixed with the anticipation and the fact he kept grinding against my thigh was really getting to me.

I pull Leo into a fierce kiss and I start tugging off my shirt. Throwing it aside. Leo instantly got the hint and aided me in discarding my clothes. I helped him with his until we were both in the same state of nudity. My eyes widened at the size of him. Huge. What other word could be used.

I wasted no time in pushed Leo back onto the bed so that I could straddle him. Leo's hands found my hips and he started to push and pull me. Rocking me on his lap. Rubbing his cock between my folds. All whilst mumbling

"Ugnhh..so wet.."

I placed my hands onto his chest and maneuvered so that I could feel the tip of his cock prodding at my entrance. I slowly pushed against him until Leo got the hint and began pushing into me. Slowly. The stretch burned, but it was good so good. I felt so full. Full of him.

I let out a shaky breath. Moan maybe? I was so lost. Leo gripped my hips tight and I felt him pull out and he sunk right back in. I gasped. The top half of me folding to lay onto Leo. My eyes closed and I moaned. It was all I could do. I had this plan that I would be in control, but no...no Leo had other plans.

He just kept rocking me back and forth. Pushing in and out. The sounds of slapping skin and squelched was heard throughout the small space of his room. Until the grand finale. My orgasm shook me. My eyes rolling back into my head. Leo's whimpers filled my ears.

Next thing I was aware of was laying on my back as Leo gently wiped a cloth over my thighs.

"Huh?" Leo glances up at me.

"I think you passed out. It's okay..go to sleep. I'll help you." I nod slowly and close my eyes. Opening my mouth to speak. Leo cut me off.

"Don't worry..you'll get a chance to redeem yourself." I smiled. At least next time I'd get to be the boss.

#teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader #tmnt 2014 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #tmnt leonardo

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Can i get a request of what turns the turtle brothers on? If not thats 100% okay👍🏾 I HOPE YOUR WELL❤️

Tmnt turn on's

A/n: sorry it's been so long since I've written. Things haven't been the best lately, but I figured I should feed ya'll some bread crumbs since it's been so long. Please enjoy. Minor's don't read obvi.

Raphael

So as we all know..Raph is a big ass guy

So absolutely anything to do with your ass is a big turn on for him.

Like if you bend over in front of him..prepare to get got

Will not hesitate to slap your behind..bc it's already right there..

Would use the defense "But you were teasing me!"

I think another big turn on for him would probably be you scratching his shell

Which shouldn't be one..but he's a softie and it's such a nice place to be touched..I honestly think the first time would embarrass him

But it would lead to a very intimate, loving session between you two

Other than that I don't think there are any other note worthy ones to mention

Leonardo

As much as I love leo..I think he's a pretty basic bitch 💅

But not in a bad way..he just doesn't fall into any big mentions for turn on's in my opinion.

I think one he would have would probably be starting anything touchy feely in public.

Like caress his leg under the table or squeeze it and he's gonna get bricked up

I think anything that would get you caught or deemed as "wrong" would definitely be a big turn on

I mean he's always had to be perfect and fit into everyone's image..so he's definitely a little bit freaky.

Donatello

Donnie is a freeeeaaak

I could go on and on about what turns him on

Restraints..omg he's foaming at the mouth

You getting stuck somewhere..that's a definite secret one of his..

I feel you dressing up in cosplay would be a big big one for him bc Donnie is a nerd

But we love that about him

Toss your leg over his waist while your cuddling or sleeping and I ensure you..you'll gain a fun surprise

I feel like Donnie is shy about it at first..but once he's comfortable with you

It's game over..it'll be on sight

So good luck..and enjoy your ability to walk while you have it.

Michelangelo

Just about anything will get him going

Brush your hand on his knee..he's bricked up

Hug him and instantly he'll whine into your ear "Angelcakes~"

He's always in the mood and always ready to go

But he has his limits..I don't think anywhere in front of anyone would get him like that.

I feel he is a very private person..jokes are fine and good..but the real deal and all that is for you two alone

He may be ready for spicy time just about any time..but the romance don't die

He may or may not have mentioned to you once that he wanted to role play himself and..you...delivering his pizza..don't ask..it's a Mikey thing.

#teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader #tmnt 2014 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #tmnt donatello #tmnt mikey #tmnt leonardo #tmnt ralph

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My dog died :(

#update #i've honestly never been more upset in my life #this is probably the worst day ever

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Update:

Well..I'm not dead. I just really haven't had the time to be on here 😪

But good news..I get a house soon hopefully by next week. So that'll mean I can write bc i won't be so stressy spaghetti 🍝

Thank you for your patience and for those who sent requests..I am so sorry I am taking so long to get them done 😭

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Update:

Ya'll...I am so sorry I haven't written.

I truly live in shame.

But like I work full time like 40+ hrs a week so I'm like trying my best. I stg I will get to them. I have all of them right in my requests inbox...gathering dust

But I will get them done.. eventually

Thank you for your continued patience

I hope you all are well.

On the bright side though..I'm publishing a book..so I mean ya'll have that to look forward to if anyone is interested in it I'll be hyping it up once it's out in the world.

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Heyyy, love your writing, if you haven’t already, i was thinking about the scene in Bayverse TMNT 2016 when Mikey goes up to the surface for a brief moment? What if that scene was a little longer and maybe he met someone?? I was thinking also what if he convinced his brothers to come up there with him and we could get headcanons of them meeting someone they think is attractive/pretty? You know what i mean?

Meet cute

A/n: I'll probably do a head canon thing in a separate one so this one is just a fic like you asked. Apologies that this isn't very long. I don't get much free time so I went for short and sweet.

TMNT Mikey x reader

The music was blaring people were dancing and the parade was going on and there was just so much to see and do and I took a moment to step back from the crowd and calm my racing mind.

"woah" I turn suddenly at the deep voice behind me and see a..man turtle? Interesting costume.

"I like your costume" I smile at him and he seems to be a bit dejected by my comment and I take a closer look at him and of course I don't get the chance to really observe him as he steps back into the dark of the alley and I take a quick step towards him

"Wait! Where are you going?" He turns to me quickly

"Oh..you know..just gonna look around." He shrugs and I sigh

"I didn't mean to offend you.." I mumble the words and my shoulders drop and he seems to lighten up

"Ah don't worry about it angelcakes." He smiles widely and I stammer

"angelcakes? That's new.." I take a step closer, trying to look at him.

"I'm surprised you haven't heard that before..you being so beautiful and all." I take another step forward trying to get a good look at him and for my one step he takes one back.

"can't I just see you costume?" My tone slightly irritated.

"it's not a-nevermind." He turns to walk away and I call out quickly

"not a what?"

"oh..you caught that huh?" I nod my head at his words and then realize he can't see me

"uh-yes. Yes I did." And I see the shadow of him raising his hands up

"don't pass out."

"why would I-" I am suddenly cut off when he steps into the dim light. The only dim light in this god forsaken alley and I observe the fact that it's definitely not a costume..he really was a turtle. I take in that fact. My heart racing slightly. My head spinning. If turtle men existed..what other things existed? Quick. Don't spiral. I clear my throat.

"Cool..so like how did you.. y'know..uhm have you always been.." how do I phrase this?

"Take a deep breath angelcakes..yes I've always been this good looking." I let out a small laugh at his statement and speak.

"I'm y/n. Do you maybe want to join me in watching the parade?"

"I'm Mikey..I would angelcakes I really would, but I got to get back."

"oh.." I didn't mean for my tone to sound so dejected and there's a beat of silence. Both of us still standing in the alley across from one another and then his voice cuts through the silence.

"You maybe want to go get pizza with me?"

"..Yes." I smile wide, even if he can't see it. I had so many questions buzzing in my mind. He seemed so mysterious and intriguing. Though I was cut through my thoughts as he grabbed my hand and pulled me along down the alley, his energy high and I rush to keep up with him.

"Do you do this often?"

"Only with you angelcakes..only with you."

#teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader #tmnt 2014 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #tmnt mikey

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The scream I let out?

#character ai #loki x reader

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Can I ask for TMNT boys react to Female s/o being blind, please.

TMNT reaction to blind s/o

A/n: thanks so much for requesting! For this I kinda just wrote it as s/o who could see and then went blind.

Raphael

First of all..the man is stunned

Because never did he expect to hear news like this

I mean..just yesterday your eyes worked and you could see..and now you couldn't?

Immediately he is doing all he can to make things easier for you

You obviously have to learn to read brail and so he's gonna learn with you

So you don't feel so alone with it

He's not leaving your side. Not until he knows you can do things by yourself

So no patrol..no saving the city bc rn he's busy saving you

And you can bet he's gonna be up donnie's ass about finding a way to fix your eyes

Just know this big teddy bear will be there for you

Literally the whole time..you might get a little annoyed

Leonardo

He doesn't know what to do with this new found information

Honestly..for the first time..he's at a loss for a plan

So..he kinda just sits there with you

He'll get things you need and low-key kinda babies you

But you obviously learn how to be blind

And he's still stuck in the finding out phase

So you'll probably have to snap him out of it

And when you do..he listens ofc and he makes you a promise that he would be your eyes

Leonardo most definitely would try to find a way to get your sight fixed

But obviously if he can't he's not gonna tell you.. he's just gonna be there for you and adapt with you

But in the end Leonardo takes the news pretty well and he's very sweet with you

Donatello

The moment he finds out

He's already working on plan a, b, and c to get your sight back

Will do everything in his power to make sure your comfortable and learning how to be blind

Until he can fix it.. because I guarantee you..he will fix it.

He most definitely baby proofs everything

Doesn't need you getting hurt

Did I mention he's probably gonna have you stay with him in the lair

Just until he fixes you up..he's got eyes on you 24/7

He's probably build some fancy gadget that will guide you to wherever you need to go

Just for when he isn't there for you

Overall he takes the news as well as can be expected and before you know it..he'll have you better in no time

Michelangelo

He honestly acts very mature

Immediately checking on how you are and how you feel

Then after he makes sure you get adjusted to your new situation

Offers for you to stay with him or he'll stay with you

Definitely wants you to feel comfortable and safe and you sure do with Mikey around

He'll even be blind with you

Man's will put on a blindfold and stumble around with you..and honestly it's in hopes to make you laugh

Will relentlessly bug Donnie to help fix your eyes if there's a possibility too

But he's very sweet..and glued to your hip

Honestly Mikey handles it all very well and his number one goal is for you to feel the same as you've always felt

#teenage mutant ninja turtles x reader #tmnt 2014 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #tmnt donatello #tmnt mikey #tmnt leonardo #tmnt ralph

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Hello! I love love love your writing!! Was wondering if you could write something about the boys helping their s/o with panic attacks? I had a really bad one today and i would love to read your writing on it 🫶🏽💕

So I actually have something similar to this

TMNT reaction to s/o with anxiety

I honestly don't think much would differ in their reactions since the two kind of go hand in hand

But i'm sorry you had a bad attack! I get them too and their the absolute worst and i'm glad you like my writing it means a lot to me! Though if that doesn't cover what you were looking for send in another request and i'll write something different.

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Aww thanks for the tag! To all my friends here on Tumblr!

Tag: @mbruben-stein @lokislittlemisfit @strawbearybearblog @mysticboombox @ms-minsuga @smokinrat @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

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Are requests open? Your bio and pinned post says different things😭

Yes! Sorry I'm all over the place 😭

I have them open and you can send something in and I'll get to it when I can!

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@mbruben-stein aww thanks for the tag! I love you too!! 💜

Reblog if you believe internet friends ARE real friends

I’ve met some amazing people online and I know a lot of people who say that internet friendship doesn’t count. I mean my internet friends have been there for me when nobody else was and I love them so much. Just wanna see how many people agree with me that they do count.

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My love

A/n: this is my first time writing for Loki..so be kind..I kinda just wrote it and I wasn't gonna publish it, but then I decided why not?

Loki x female! Reader

Warnings: this does contain smut. So minors keep scrolling. Y'know classic p in v type stuff. Nothing major besides that.

Never had I met a man so..appealing..so hypnotizing. He was elegant and ever so hypnotic..I couldn't tear my eyes from him as he sat in the corner of the room a book in hand. Though my stares did not go unnoticed..they never did.

"my love..you are staring again." I watch that famous smirk grace his face and I let out a short laugh

"I know, but can you blame me?" At this he sets aside his book and walks to me. Stopping just a foot away and he smiles down at me.

"my..from where I stand all I can say is that..you have every right to stare..I am wonderful aren't I?" I laugh at this. A soft chuckle and I shift from my seated place on the sofa to a knelt position on the ground in front of him.

"what is on your mind my dear?" He drawls the words out and he stares down at me his hand coming to brush his fingers along my cheek.

"I just.. don't see how I got so lucky.." Loki smiles at this and he laughs

"I am the lucky one I fear." His smile grows as I spot the fondness in his eyes.

"no..I definitely am..you trusted me..you love me out of everyone you could have picked.."

"you kneel before me in complete supplication my dear..let me ask you this y/n who wouldn't love a woman who submits so beautifully?" At his words my cheeks seem to burn. What could I say to this? Though he continues

"for as long as you draw breath I expect you to remember you are mine, my love. Your love is mine. Your heart is mine. Your body is mine. You are mine. Is that understood?" I shiver at his words..I was in for a wonderful night it would seem and I nod and stare up at him.

"I understand." I look up at him and I can spot the hunger in his eyes..as if the tent in his trousers wasn't enough of a clue.

"my..my..what a wonderful sight for me..where would you like this to continue..here? In our bedroom perhaps? I do hope you might allow me the pleasure to bend you over that table." He points to our dining room table and my cheeks burn even more than before and I stand slowly.

I clear my throat "I..the last bit..it can work."

"very well..do not worry..I will be gentle with you."

"I know you will be..but you don't have to be." I turn to see a wide smile on his face. Mischief glinting in his eyes.

"very well then..you shall fall for me as countless others before you." I shiver at his words and I move to the table and I can hear him chuckle. His footsteps drawing near. I turn to face him.

"your very eager aren't you? Was this your plan all along? Is that what your pretty little head was thinking about whilst you stared at me?" He pushed me up against the table as he spoke his hand drawing lightly down my neck.

"were you thinking about how good it would feel to be stuffed full with my cock? The thought of being completely and utterly ruined by me?" I can feel myself grow wet at his words. Oh did he have a way to rile me up. So I nod slowly in response. I don't trust myself to speak.

"part those beautiful lips for me won't you?" I do as he says and he smirks at me before he pushes two of his fingers into my mouth and I wrap my lips around them and suck eagerly on them. Swirling my tongue around his digits.

"that is what I like to see..so compliant." He chuckles and removes his fingers and then looks over my wardrobe.

"I think..you will find that what comes next does not require any of that." With a flick of his wrist my clothes melt away. Of course he used his magic and I roll my eyes and smile at him playfully.

"and now?" I quip and he grips my hips tight in his hands.

"and now..I will be taking what I want from you my pet.." at that he turns me around and bends me over the table and I choke on air. I am stunned into silence as his hands drag down my sides. One of his hands coming to push between my legs and parts my folds and I cannot help but whimper.

"your delightfully wet my dear.." I can hear the teasing lilt in his voice and I retort

"well when your out here..being all domineering how can I not be?"

"I think it would do better if you spent your time not speaking..and instead used it to enjoy the pleasure you are about to receive." He pushes a finger into my sopping hole and I claw at the wooden table beneath me. A moan slipping from my parted lips.

"that is more like it. Yes?" He moves his finger at an achingly slow pace and then brings a second finger to play. Ever so slowly does he pick up speed. All the while all I can do is let moans part from my lips. Moans and pleas for more.

"more you say? Is this not enough?"

"Loki..stop teasing me..please." I whine. I really hoped his resolve was fading and he pulls his hand away and I whine at the loss before it is a gasp that leaves my lips as he pushes into me suddenly.

My hands scramble for purchase on the table and I do not find it. Loki brings his hands to squeeze my hips and a groan parts from him.

"Loki..gods.." I cannot think properly. I can feel his cock throbbing inside of me and yet he does not move.

"beg for it."

"stop reading my mind.." I whine and I drop my head onto the table and groan.

"Loki..Loki please move."

"Is that all you can say?" I groan at his words. I clench around him and he hisses, but doesn't move an inch. His fingers dig into my hips. Surely it would leave bruises.

"I..I relent..take me. Use me in whatever way you wish, but god Loki please I am begging you to fuck me." A satisfied hum leaves his lips and I feel him pull out to the very tip before he is slamming himself back in.

A loud moan parts from my lips. Somewhere between a choked moan and a gasp. Loki squeezes my hips tight as he pulls himself out to the very tip before thrusting back into me. It's an easy glide, I mean I am absolutely soaked. You can hear the squelching sound as he moves out only to push right back in.

"my gods my love..you feel heavenly." A groan parts from his lips and he leans down over me.

I can feel the heat of his chest on my back and he breathes into my ear. I shiver at the feeling of his breath on my skin. His hands squeeze my hips ever tighter and his thrusts turn deeper and he groans into my ear.

"tell me pet..do you think you deserve to cum?" He places a gentle kiss upon my neck and I pant and suck in a gasping breath.

"yes..yes please." I clench around him again and he places another light kiss on my neck.

"very well..then have it." He brings his hand down to circle my clit and I cannot deny that it feels beyond pleasurable.

I close my eyes and focus on his finger circling my clit and the feeling of his throbbing erection pushing into me and he breathes into my ear

"go on my love..cum for me..let go. I want to hear you unravel..let me feel it." Upon his words. I obey as I always do and I feel my orgasm wash over me. It came in hot, quick waves. My legs shaking with the force of it and moans parting from my lips unceremoniously.

Loki moans into my ear as I release and I can feel his hot seed pouring into me. His hips stuttering slightly before he slows and then stops completely and he places a gentle kiss onto my shoulder

"you..my dear are something special. I do hope you understand my love knows no bounds when it comes to you." He pulls out of me and after a moment I feel a wet wash clothe wipe over my skin as he cleans me and then he lifts me gently into his arms and carries me to our room.

Laying me gently onto the cool sheets I stare up at him.

"I love you too you know?"

"oh I am aware my dear..I do not need the reminder. Though it is nice to hear." He smiles and lays beside me and I roll my eyes.

"just let me tell you I love you.." I look over at him and his cheeks are a faint red and he looks at me.

"I should be careful about such things..but I cannot help myself when I am with you..go ahead..let me hear it." I laugh in response and kiss his cheek

"I love you Loki..I will love you always." He looks at me fondly. A look only I am blessed enough to see.

"you know..you have eyes that could kill a man and lips that make the gods themselves blush."

"how poetic." I poke his cheek and he rolls his eyes and opens his arm and I move to curl into his side. His arm wrapping around me. My head resting on his chest. I listen to the steady thrum of his heartbeat.

"I do love you though.."

"I know my dear and the sentiment is returned." I feel his lips press onto my temple and I smile and bury my face into his chest.

"how about I treat you to a proper night?" I glance up at him. A bit confused.

"oh..my dear..you did not think I was finished with you yet? You are in for a very long night." I take a breath in at his words and my eyes widen only slightly.

"I..look forward to it." And then his famous smirk paints his features once more.

"as you should..my love..as you should."

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Loki Masterlist

My love 🥰🥵

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