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Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

#interesting post to me because while obviously I understand that pet names are normal to a lot of people #I don't think my husband and I ever really use them! #not like we're going around calling each other by our names all the time either necessarily but we're mostly just like hey #I think the closest is saying stuff to each other like I'm so happy to be out for a nice dinner with my sweet husband #like we just refer to each other as husband

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Reblog with your score

#if you count stuff I like vaguely remember playing at least a little bit of once #then I think I've got like 40 #video games

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#hobbit no fucking question #live in a cute little cottage eating a ton of food and smoking weed all day #that's the fuckin life #lord of the rings #polls

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Dinner time with the Pathologic family

#pathologic

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If you were in OFMD who do you all think you'd be. No main characters, I'm talking the background characters. I'd be the guy at Spanish Jackie'z in s1e3 who after Stede says "the drinks are on us" and someone throws their drink on Lucius shouts "the drinks be on ye now!"

#I'd be one of Jackie's husbands #our flag means death

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#irl you can see my tattoos and sick jacket with patches on it etc. #online I just reblog cringe all day #polls

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤑 this strain is called "the naked time" 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

me five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw sulu fencing in the hallway

my buddy spock pacing: when i feel friendship for you im ashamed

#star trek #lmao

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semiaquatic secret agent

#perry the platypus

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#light from Ikea that looks like an old-fashioned gas lamp #sippy cup for the night water #plus lip balm melatonin two kinds of moisturizer and a couple other remedies for pain or discomfort that might bother me in the night #(the books aren't on the nightstand itself it's too small) #(they're on the ottoman next to it)

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you can throw all the “dark and handsome brooding” character you want at me but nothing will ever top the peak and i mean PEAK characterization of that trope in monstrous regiment, where the suave and ✨mysterious✨ vampire spends only the beginning of the book seeming put-together before he plummets deep into caffeine withdrawal, starts vividly hallucinating and is functionally useless for the rest of the plot while ambushes and infiltration plans are going on. 10/10.

#I think it's important to add for anyone who isn't familiar with this book #that he specifically starts hallucinating about the Vietnam war #in a fantasy world entirely removed from our own where there's no concept of Vietnam or helicopters or anything #discworld

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

#THE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS POST #I've never seen this on my dash only in screenshots #legendary post

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Bothering the beast

#cats

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ok what’s your florence + the machine song. mine is rabbit heart (raise it up)<3

#I probably listen to ship to wreck most frequently #but I had all this and heaven too on my wedding playlist #as in what we listened to in the car after we left city hall lol my wedding was not fancy #music

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The file was called "Twin Moons". But on second sight, I think I see quadruple moons here. But, nevermind. I just wanted to do something with Ed's back tattoo, give them cute couples tattoos, and have them cuddle. That's all. The End 🌕🌕

#our flag means death #I love this!

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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

#religion #cw transphobia #cool post! love the works cited at the end!

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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

#time travel