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jude-cain · 1 year
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jude-cain · 1 year
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When my math teacher asks why I don’t study or come to her for help (that and she sucks as a teacher but I digress)
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jude-cain · 1 year
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PLEASE YALL PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
why would yall in your right minds ever think auh k’uk’ulkan would ever speak spanish 💀
the whole mi amor thing in contrast to his name is cute but throughout the entire movie he speaks yucatec mayan
au’s of a character are completely fine, but do not erase the background of the character in the process, k’uk’ulkan doesn’t speak the language of those that colonized his ancestors’ land for a reason
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jude-cain · 1 year
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you have me blocked but if i was a character in a tv show u would’ve been rbing gifsets of me..
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jude-cain · 1 year
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They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore
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jude-cain · 2 years
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I feel like people don’t really mention that Batman’s (and the justice leagues) morals are built on privilege. Or at least two big ones off the top of my head.
1. No stealing from gangs. Batman doesn’t need to take money from others he has 7 figures in his bank account. And people with invincibility can hold down jobs because they don’t take sick days off from injuries. Like. Bit weird man.
2. No killing. Because let’s be real. When inmates escape Arkham Bruce behind his million dollar security doesn’t have to worry really. But dc always emphasises how buildings in Gotham main are falling apart. Like no roofs- no windows kinda thing. Like- it’s civilians who die. But like added to that is the invincibility (or super powers in general) like no powered hero will die as collateral because the specifics needed to kill them only get brought out when they know it’s them.
And this is entirely not based on me wanting more interesting takes on morals than just ‘crimes bad because big men in suits say so’.
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jude-cain · 2 years
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sorry y’all
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jude-cain · 2 years
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jude-cain · 2 years
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The average woman is less than 2 feet tall. The average woman cannot ride a rollercoaster. I frequently confuse women with moderately large Golden Retrievers
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jude-cain · 2 years
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it’s just me and my comfort character who desperately needs therapy
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jude-cain · 2 years
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jude-cain · 2 years
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Mmmm yes only slightly changing the color of my blog background…yes nice
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jude-cain · 3 years
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I haven’t been on here in mouths and all of my older posts are a nightmare. Still praying that no one will ever find this blog.
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jude-cain · 3 years
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“ME, emotionally Damaged...never lol...” 
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“I’m am so in love with Jason Todd and other fictional men with PTSD that I can’t sleep without thinking about him. All I care about is how much I’d love him if he were real and how I want nothing more then to bake him pies and rub his back when it hurts. And I know it hurts a lot. And I would spend all day writing him long letters about how amazing I think he is and...”
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jude-cain · 3 years
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I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS ALL OF US. DC don’t love them like we do rip
DC, writing some series: Batman is so focused. He only cares about his mission. He "works alone."
Fanfiction writers: what about his kids?
DC: ... okay he cares about them but-
Fanfiction writers: he was also in love with Talia Al Ghul.
DC: ... okay maybe-
Fanfiction Writers: he also seems to care a shit ton about Jim Gordon.
DC: I-
Fanfiction writers: and Alfred. You're gonna look at me and tell me he doesn't care about the man who raised him?
DC: so there might be exceptions-
Fanfiction writers opening a blank document: yeah you're so full of shit. I have to fix this.
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jude-cain · 3 years
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Me sitting here in a Zoom call thinking about how good Jason would be able to Comfort me after that shit speech I just gaive. Also like 99.9% sure I’m gonna make a second account for writing cuz that’s all I wanna do right now.
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jude-cain · 3 years
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This guy I know irl was like “Do I meet your standards?” And my first reaction was to send him a picture of Jason Todd and be like
“Dis u??? Then no”
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