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the pride and prejudice musical we deserve:
darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away
his first big solo is the letter he writes her
gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’
mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching
mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage
wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid
during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished
at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises
 jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love
the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo
lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden
there’s for sure a song about ribbon shopping
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k-v-emrys-blog · 6 years
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“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”
Speak it into existence.
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Me: If I think about it hard enough, it will write itself
My brain: ...um, see, that's not how it works, you have to actually-
Me: IF I THINK ABOUT IT HARD ENOUGH IT WILL WRITE ITSELF
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me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive
me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif
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why is it always media that tries to be open and inclusive like steven universe, overwatch, dream daddy, that have the worst fanbases that run around telling eachother to kill themselves over inaccurate fanart and headcanon disputes
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I say, jolly good show, chaps. And did I panic? I think not.
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So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now
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Bohemian Waxwing (Bombycilla garrulus) >>by Steve Liffmann
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Photo Series | ~ Snowstorm ~
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kevin is a place on earth
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Cross Fox by © Alessandro Catta
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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
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“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”
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"Do you believe in me?" she asked simply. "Do you believe I can save you?"
Get to know me meme (1/???): A character you love that you think no one else does --> Empress Modina Novronian (Thrace Wood) from The Riyria Revelations
I adore this series, and Thrace/Modina is easily my favorite character, her entire story is so incredible! She's introduced as an actual ball of sunshine, she hugs one of the most dangerous men in the world and he just lets her. She's also a badass, being the only person brave enough to leave her town to find someone to save it from an unkillable monster. She's a peasant but still clever, and smart enough to save up for her own dowry. And at the end, she is the one to kill the monster and is proclaimed divine empress.
My favorite thing is she's just so capable. She survives a horrible depression, loses her family, and just decides "the entire empire is my family now and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands." She upends a thousand(s) year old conspiracy and takes complete power. She allows herself to be called a demigod, and have her citizens worship her as if it were her due. The two times the heroes decide they should try to save her, she saves herself. Royce nearly kills her and she just goes "nbd, I know exactly what to do." She adopts a half-elven girl and names her as her heir despite knowing that her followers are deeply racist and this could cause unrest and everybody just accepts it. She rules with a gentle fist; completely and unapologetically, but with mercy and kindness.
Did I mention she was eighteen/nineteen throughout all this?
Despite all this awesomeness, I have NEVER seen a single Thrace/Modina post anywhere. I was so disappointed to find out the fandom doesn't love her like I do. But you'd best believe I'll be gushing over this character until my dying day!
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