what do i do when shinsou clowning me saying “your pussy just said how good the dick is” is now my thing. like, i want this. to. happen. UAHSUAHSAUSH man, amazing.
annieee hello congrats on 4k!! how abt u pick your top 3 favorite boys and do how they react to a queef
lmao omg.. the first time i queefed in front of a guy i literally cried for an entire hour hahahaha good times
warnings: nsfw, language, queef discourse
┌──── “Bakugou Katsuki „
└➤
i mentioned this before, but katsuki’s very well educated on female physiology. at least, if he’s gotten to the point where he’s sexually engaging with a woman, he’s damn well hitting the books before he actually does anything
BUUUUT the first time you queef.. he doesn’t even register it as a queef
yeah, he knows that queefs are just pockets of air, but he doesn’t even realize what happened.
he’ll freeze up for a second, balls deep, eyebrows scrunching up because did you just fucking fart? god..
your face is burning up because he’s on top of you and you don’t miss the confused expression crossing his face
then it happens again, god save us all, katsuki’s stopping mid-stroke, glaring down at you because he’s embarrassed
“you want me to stop?”
you’re about to die. combust. melting. fucking shit.
“n-no, i’m okay..”
“really? you don’t need to go to the fuckin’ bathroom?”
“katsuki! no!”
okay, he definitely thinks you farted onto his balls. no way you’re letting him think that, so you’re explaining very shyly that it was a queef. he’s blinking, replaying it in his head as you try to look anywhere but at him.
now he just feels fucking stupid. so he’s gonna pretend that never happened and continue fucking you, even harder this time because he’s frustrated with himself, but he doesn’t realize that slamming in like that’s only gonna make you—
“more?!”
“it’s not my fault!”
┌──── “Sero Hanta „
└➤
my sweet hanta.. he has such an amazing sense of humor!
also, i think he can read other people really well?
so if he’s fucking you, one hand on your hip, one cradling your head, and he hears you queef?
he’ll slow down, for sure, but more he’s reading your face to see how you respond
if you choose to ignore it, too lost in the feeling of him inside of you, he’ll do just that and keep it movin’
if you’re shy, cowering away because oh fuck, did i really do that—
“babe,” he chuckles, a look of pure adoration on his face, “it’s fine. you can’t control that.”
he’s right. you can’t control it. it’s just air.
hanta will flip the switch, sex turning into pure comfort, making sure to praise you and your body even more than usual
by the time you’re both finished, you hardly even remember that you queefed, too blissed out to care
but of course, post-sex hanta is more relaxed, even playful
so he’ll tuck himself into your neck and make a dumb joke about you queefing on him
“your pussy fart was sexy as fuck, makes me wanna fart back”
┌──── “ Shinsou Hitoshi „
└➤
shinsou’s cool, super chill, knows how to work it, you know?
he’s getting you from behind, pulling your hair, then he adjusts his hips a certain way that has you queefing loud as hell
and what does he do? absolutely nothing.
he literally doesn’t give a fuck, even if you’re embarrassed, trying to bury your face into the mattress, he’s relentless
“toshi, wait..”
no response, just pushes you into the bed even more, back arched to the max
why would he let a fucking queef ruin the moment?
and with the way his hips are snapping in and out of you, he makes it really easy to forget you did it at all
overall, very slick, super smooth. what a guy, honestly
afterwards, he’s not the one to bring it up, if it is at all. he really thinks nothing of it. he’ll only address it if you somehow stop him, upset, and then he’s reassuring you that he doesn't mind it in the least
“it happens, right? like.. that’s a part of sex though.”
he’s super rational and genuine, so you don’t question it anymore
if it really bothered him, he would say something.
if you’re one to make light of it then the next time it happens you can bet he’ll say some dumb shit, too
“you really think so?”
“what do you m—”
“your pussy just told me how good the dick is.”
a clown, actually.
bonus:
┌──── “ Todoroki Enji „
└➤
he’s not a “boy” but.. i love him. and he’s my favorite daddy.
so enji..
he doesn’t even know you’ve queefed. why you ask?
well enji can’t even hear it over the loud, earth-rattling sound of his massive balls slapping against your thighs. yeah, they’re that fat..
slap after slap, queef after queef, he doesn’t know what’s what and even if he did, he sure as hell doesn’t care
enji’s a grown ass man, a little puff of air isn’t stopping him?
if he does notice, i suspect he might.. actually like it
hear me out, old men are usually super fucking kinky?
like old dues are always, always into weird shit. so, if you queef and enji hears it, he’s groaning, asking you to do it some more if you can.
“don’t hold back.”
sniiiiiiiiiiifff
certified freaky old man <3
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