kidrilka

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King: - My dear sons, I want you to get married, before I die.

Sons: - Who do you want us to marry?

King: - Where the arrows fall, there shall your destiny be.

The arrow of the youngest son flited away, but he didn't know not where it landed. He came to a marsh, and saw a frog sitting on a leaf with the arrow in its mouth.

Frog said to he: - Prince, you are an idiot. You could have shot me.

And the prince replied: - Marry me!

Frog: - How can I marry a human?

Prince: - Marry me, for it is your destiny.

Frog: - What is your zodiac sign?

Prince: - Our kids turned out beautiful.

Frog: - Really? Their tails have already fallen off.

Prince: - Don't be in a hurry. Soon you will be sad for the times when our children were tadpoles.

The old King was happy. The two eldest sons have divorced without having children. But the youngest prince and the frog princess had nine tadpoles. One of them was a boy. King declared him the future heir. The palace was filled with children's screams and laughter. Children were everywhere. The old King was happy.

Prince: - Bunny, our son looks so much like you.

Frog: - Don't call me a rabbit. I'm a frog.

Prince: - The boy has your eyes!

Frog: - The boy has your character. It's scary because he's the future king. You spoil the heir too much.

Prince: - Look, he eats flies. You are too. It's cute.

Frog: - Dear, it's unnatural for a human.

Prince: - When the children grew up, mosquitoes have stopped biting me. No more insects in the palace.

Frog: - By the way, you and your son have the same taste in women. Where did the heir find this fish?

Water lily means sincerity and persuasiveness in the language of flowers. To pluck this plant, you have to get your feet wet. A water lily is given by a person who wants to say: "Beloved, you are my soulmate!".

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Humpback.

Горбач. Дом в котором, Мариам Петросян.

В Доме горбатых называли Ангелами, подразумевая сложенные крылья, и это была одна из немногих ласковых кличек, которые Дом давал своим детям.

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Mermaids are underwater predators. The scales of mermaids are covered with algae from a long wait in ambush. Mermaids regularly clean their scales getting rid of parasites. They scratch on the rocks and sand at the bottom.

Mermaids completely change the old scales for a new one once a season. Sea mermaids are shedding in the spring before before the mating season. Freshwater mermaids are shedding in early summer.

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What is kidrilka?

Dad called “kidrilka” origami fortune tellers when I was little. He made them for me out of candy wrappers. It was amazing how such a worthwhile thing comes out of garbage. I wore them to kindergarten and enjoyed great popularity in these days.

Mom told me that dad has golden hands. I nodded and thought about how dad's hands deftly folded paper and molded dogs out of breadcrumbs. Then I was happy to bite off the dogs' heads.

The word "kidrilka" does not really exist.

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