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all my troubles on a burning pile

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This is the hill I have decided to die on

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All the evidence is there, I'm right and you cannot change my mind

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Tom Hopper, David Castañeda, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Robert Sheehan, Aidan Gallagher, Justin H. Min, and Ellen Page photographed via disposable camera by Justin H. Min

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Is Olga Foroga the new Zoya Popova for TUA memes?

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so much hostility in such a tiny package (he’s transparent)

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Kathy doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

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#luther and diego share one (1) brain cell

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Luther and Diego in S2:

#and I love it #oga foroga dear god that scene #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #shitpost #meme

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Five to the other Five in S2:

#shitpost #tua #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #number five #the office #meme

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Sissy be like:

#shitpost #tua #Umbrella Academy #The Umbrella Academy #sister #meme

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my favorite TUA S2 scenes:

Klaus trying to get Ben out of body while Backstreet Boys plays

the whole dinner scene with Reginald

Diego meeting Human!Grace

Five meeting the other Five and “I’m the daddy now!”

Klaus and Allison reunion

Five killing the board members and then that lady only being mad about him breaking the vending machine

Luther shoving chocolates in his mouth

Klaus seeing Dave again :’(

that badass opening fight scene we never got to see more of

the Swedes taking care of the cats

Baby Pogo

Ben getting to talk to Jill and Diego

Reginald alien reveal

the himbos trying to figure out Ogo For Oga

Luther and Elliot getting high

the hair salon dancing + sibling bonding

Klaus running away from his cult

Ben saving Vanya and then disappearing :(

literally any Vanya and Sissy scene

Lila mimicking all their powers bc holy shit

#im forgetting a lot #honestly all of it was perfect

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What if the sparrow academy are all perfectly well adjusted adults with healthy relationships to each other and the umbrella academy are the evil timeline

Hey. Stop.

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He’s an asshole. I’m awesome. That’s very simple.

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Can we talk about Diego for a hot second and the kind of disaster this man is?

He arrives in the past on the 1st of September

And we later find out that he has been in the asylum for 75(!) days

But there is this teeny tiny problem I have with these numbers. You see, Five arrived in Dallas on November 25th

Hazel then sends him back 10 days making it the 15th. And here comes the tricky part where I have to do a little bit if math but luckily I went to university for this shit

So Diego, by the time Five arrives and visits him, has been in the 60s for a total of 76 days.

76 days

Of which he spent 75 in an asylum

Meaning, this idiot got himself arrested the very next day after he arrived in Dallas.

Like what did he do? Saw JFK on the television and immediately started running towards his killer's house? That woman whose handbag he saved probably wanted to flirt thank him but he was like: "Ma'am, I need to save the president, how can I get to this highly specific address? Ma'am, I need to cut off some trigger fingers" and off he went, sprinting through the night, trying to be a hero and getting racially profiled into an asylum for all his troubles.

But also he apparently got another superpower. No, I don't mean holding his breath indefinitely or something silly like that. I mean this:

In two and a half months our favorite knife throwing pretty boy goes from his short hair cut to this monstrosity:

Look at all of that hair! They're at least 15cm long! Human hair grows about 1cm per month but this bad boy activated his hidden hair growing powers to show it to the Man in utter defiance of the injustice he's facing by being incarcerated without trial.

And he succeeded beautifully!

We stan a true hero 😭

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This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

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