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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

#circe #it's such an enigma feel but they'll still try anyways

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its almost here…

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

#felt #yeah

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#bunniletto

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A Vestige going through an existential crisis and some bouts of grief while two mortal """""enemies""""" duke it out in the background... hmm.

happy birthday, beloved @ladymudcrab! 💖💖💖💖💖💖

i hope you have/had a wonderful birthday this year and if not, well.... at least you get Wanda and some Toxic Old Mer Yaoi out of it!

here's the reference i used for this birthday shitpost!

#friends art #tes #mannimarco #cool art #MY BOY DREW THE OLD MAN YAOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!11!!1!

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440/3000

I'll keep reblogging the main post regularly but i'll update here if there's any changes!!

Please help me and my partner move out

I really hoped that it would never come to this, but I'm in desperate need of help.

My partner and I are in a horrible living situation with my parents that has been psychologically damaging, and we need to leave as soon as possible.

Unfortunately, I can't leave without paying $6000 to my parents for reasons that I can't get into here for fear of one of them finding this post. We're both working jobs but our pay is not enough to give them what they need while also trying to support the two of us.

The current link is to a crowdfund for half of what we need. If we can get at least that much, we should be able to handle the rest ourselves, but please giving any of what you can would help immensely. I'm scared for our situation and I don't want us to go through this any longer.

Even if it's just sharing, please spread this however you can.

0/3000

#important #moving funds #emergency #crowdfunding

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140/3000

Thank you to all those who have donated already! I really appreciate it, even if it's just spreading this around!

Please help me and my partner move out

I really hoped that it would never come to this, but I'm in desperate need of help.

My partner and I are in a horrible living situation with my parents that has been psychologically damaging, and we need to leave as soon as possible.

Unfortunately, I can't leave without paying $6000 to my parents for reasons that I can't get into here for fear of one of them finding this post. We're both working jobs but our pay is not enough to give them what they need while also trying to support the two of us.

The current link is to a crowdfund for half of what we need. If we can get at least that much, we should be able to handle the rest ourselves, but please giving any of what you can would help immensely. I'm scared for our situation and I don't want us to go through this any longer.

Even if it's just sharing, please spread this however you can.

0/3000

#please spread #crowdfunding #moving funds #emergency

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Please help me and my partner move out

I really hoped that it would never come to this, but I'm in desperate need of help.

My partner and I are in a horrible living situation with my parents that has been psychologically damaging, and we need to leave as soon as possible.

Unfortunately, I can't leave without paying $6000 to my parents for reasons that I can't get into here for fear of one of them finding this post. We're both working jobs but our pay is not enough to give them what they need while also trying to support the two of us.

The current link is to a crowdfund for half of what we need. If we can get at least that much, we should be able to handle the rest ourselves, but please giving any of what you can would help immensely. I'm scared for our situation and I don't want us to go through this any longer.

Even if it's just sharing, please spread this however you can.

0/3000

#crowdfunding #moving funds #emergency #please spread

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If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.

If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.

If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.

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The trope I appreciate very much

#this makes me think of leister for some reason........... #takatiel pls confirm

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is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

#durge vibes

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baja blast sheep have you any wool

#this is if bunniletto was a sheep

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#enigma #SMILES AT THE CAMERA

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gay?

#haemyr and circe dynamic tbh

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— Tell me did my blood taste holy? Pass me into the shadow, Where roses bloom for me in the midnight, Call me Aphrodite, I’m the one you want to be haunting you.

(Santa Sangre by LEXXE)

hELLO....

after forever and ever of mulling over this, i think im content with the coloring! it's something a little different from what i usually do wtih my coloring so... yeah! im not super happy but i also dont wanna work on this anymore!!! anyways! i present thee with my current brainrot: bloodmoon! i'm just head over heels for Astarion and my durge, Haemyr (a draconic sorcerer + assassin!), and their blooming slow burn romance... the building of trust and helping each other with their... PROBLEMS...

also shout out to the lads and buddies for the moral support in completing this thang! holding you all in my scalie pawbs... :3

#baldur's gate #bg3 spoilers #astarion #durge #astarion x dark urge #friend's art #LETS GOOOOOOOO #BLOODMOON FOR THE WINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

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they had a little sleepover at the bhaal temple :) a little pillow fight even :)

gortash and chosen!haemyr have been on my mind the past few days and i needed to redraw them in this meme!

some lore context in our dndverse, chosen!haemyr has some physical Slayer attributes… so he has extra arms like the Slayer! there’s more to it but ill explain that in a future post!! references in the future… haha… :)

shout out to @shitty-drawer for providing the sauce to Da Meme and to @crysdrawsthings for also sharing the same braincell… (this is my vision behind the durgetash results to your poll)

here’s the reference!!

#baldur’s gate #durgetash #bun’s art #bg3 spoilers #friend's art #LETS GO WE LOVE THE MEMES

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it’s thanksgiving aka a GREAT day to donate to the wampanoag/wôpanâak language reclamation project. for those of you that don’t know, the wampanoag were living in the plymouth-area long before the pilgrims arrived and still live in massachusetts today. however, the number of native speakers in their language is very low and they need more supplies to teach new generations.

fun fact: the words for moose and massachusetts come from wampanoag

#important