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Wattpad Warning

Hey, I know I kind of disappeared but Wattpad was just bought by webtoon and they are planning to wipe all mature content from the app. 

Make sure you have backups and (if they haven’t already posted about it) make sure all authors you know of are aware ! 

I don’t know if there is a date this is supposed to start but if I see anything I’ll update

#wattpad #fanfict #kylo ren x reader #kylo ren fanfiction #adam driver #adam driver fanfiction

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The money porg wishes you success this year

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John Oliver on Late Night with Seth Meyers on November 25, 2020 revealing how he got Adam Driver to participate in his Adam Driver bit on Last Week Tonight

We reached out to him [months ago] and said, “I don’t know if you know, um, what we’ve been doing. There’s no easy way into this conversation. We’ve been making some comments about you…would you hypothetically be interested in responding toward the end of the year. And the message came back from him saying, uh, he has heard about it, he thinks it’s um, very strange, and he’s in.

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I’m thinking about Daddy Charlie today :)

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writing playlist: on

google docs: open

mind: ready

#it do be like that #y’all know how many docs I have with titles and nothing actually written?? #it’s astounding

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#y’all already know

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johnb in 1x01: *says that jj always hits on kie*

me by the 2nd episode:

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her sister was a WITCH and what was her sister??? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE BRO!!!! you’re gonna look at me and tell me that i’m WRONG? AM I WRONG??? she wore a CROWN and came down in a BUBBLE DAWG!!! grow up bro grow up

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When he said “oh shit”

I felt it in my soul

I wake up

Thinking it’s gonna be another shitty day for me

And then I am sent this

https://youtu.be/PpChxAfTftU

#adam driver

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I wake up

Thinking it’s gonna be another shitty day for me

And then I am sent this

https://youtu.be/PpChxAfTftU

#god bless John Oliver #adam driver #daddy driver #kylo ren #starwars #adam sackler #paterson #ronnie peterson #charlie barber #marriage story #john oliver #Youtube

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In the mood for thots, send me your confessions.

I want to write some blurbs and such

#y’all know the big list of who I write for ;)

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Hey y’all, so I made a little impulsive decision to take a break from social media but I’m back now and I’m getting ready to post a couple one shots I finished !!!

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nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

#prompt list

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Smut + Fluff Prompt List

Dialogue Prompts By: AllOverOliver

Sinful Smut

“Try to stay quiet for me. Can you do that?”

“Spread your legs. I want to feel how turned on I made you.” 

“You can add another finger. I’m ready,”

“I want to watch you take off your clothes.”

“You’re so turned on already? That was fast,” 

“Lay back and touch yourself. I want to watch.”

“You want to do this right now? Even though we could get caught?”

“You’re nipples are so sensitive today,” 

“Do you want to continue this in the shower?”

“You look so beautiful tied up to my bed,” 

“I want you to be rough with me, please leave marks on my skin,”

“Say my name,” “Louder,”

“You say you want me, but your body seems to like it when I tease you,”

“Call me ‘Sir’ when we’re alone like this,” 

“No, I’m the one that’s supposed to be making you feel good,”

“Don’t stop, whatever you do. I like that, a lot.”

“I love hearing you moan,”

“Blindfolds heighten your senses, maybe that’s why you’re whimpering louder than usual.”

“I was wondering how long you two were going to make out like that before you realize you weren’t alone.”

“Sorry, did that hurt?” “No, I’m just a little sore from last night.”

“I want to hear you beg for it.”

“I’m not wearing any panties,”

“I want to kiss every inch of your body before I fuck you,”

“I don’t have the patience to remove your clothes right now,” 

“Your pussy tastes so sweet,”

“I can’t wait until we’re alone. There are so many things I want to do to you right now.”

“Bite me,” “Where?”

“Were you just touching yourself?”

“What do you want for breakfast?” “Why are you asking me that at 10 o’clock at night-OH.”

“The game is, either of us is only allowed to touch the other with their mouth.” 

“I love how your body loses control when you cum.”

“Fuck me like a starved animal or leave.”

“Spank me,” 

“Show me how you like to be touched.” 

“Harder, Deeper…”

“I want to fulfill that fantasy you’ve always wanted.”

Fluff

“I missed being with you like this,”

“I’ve been excited to see you all day.”

“You’re my perfect match,” 

“No one else can compare to your loveliness,”

“The way you smile like that always turns me on,”

“Can I at least shut the door before you decide to pounce on me the moment I come home,”

“I know you said you didn’t want to be late, but you look amazing, and I’m trying not to kiss you senseless right now,”

“I’ll keep you warm. Hold me closer.”

“Kiss me again, like you mean it.”

“Can I have a message?”

“Truth or Dare?” “Dare”

“Move away if you don’t want this kiss.”

“If you keep kissing my face like that I’ll have to retaliate.” 

“Are you my secret admirer, the one that’s been sending me all the flowers and notes?” 

“Does this kiss tickle~? Haha. Why are you laughing so much?”

“You’re supposed to be washing my hair, but this feels more like a massage.”

“Hold my hand tight. I’ll protect you.”

“When do you think help will come?” “Not for a while, I guess we’re stranded here alone for the time being.”

“Can you pretend to be my partner for my friend’s wedding? I told them I’d have a plus one.”

“I’m in love with you.” “Are you finally confessing to me? Because I feel the same way.” 

“Apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.

KINKS/TURN-ONS: Below the Cut.

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PROMPT LIST | Hot Mess

1. “You know we’re meant to be.”

2. “Don’t give me false hope.”

3. “Isn’t it obvious? I’m in love with you!”

4. “You can do this but you can’t return my calls?”

5. “It’s so hard for me to hate you right now.”

6. “Please tell me you feel the same.”

7. “I will kill anyone that looks at you the way I look at you.”

8. “I know he’s trouble but I don’t care.”

9. “The thought of losing you scares me.”

10. “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

11. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

12. “You’re not going out in that outfit.”

13. “Can I join you?”

14. “You owe me a drink.”

15. “I’m surprised you came.”

16. “I’m just as shocked as you are.”

17. “Don’t give me that look.”

18. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love you.”

19. “I’m going to regret this.”

20. “I’m begging you, please don’t go.”

21. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”

22. “You know you like that.”

23. “Get out of my head!”

24. “Please don’t do this to me.”

25. “You’re the one.”

26. “You again.”

27. “I’m not drunk enough yet.”

28. “You’re more than just a one night stand.”

29. “I’m carrying your child.”

30. “Here’s some money, now shut up.”

31. “I can’t stand you right now.”

32. “Why can’t I stop thinking about you?”

33. “Stop following me!”

34. “No one will hurt you as long as I’m here.”

35. “I’m in love with my best friend.”

36. “God dammit, why do you have this affect on me?!”

37. “I’m not okay if you’re not okay.”

38. “Allow me to give you the world.”

39. “At least put your guards down for me.”

40. “You can trust me.”

41. “Get dressed, we’re going out.”

42. “You can’t tell anyone about this!”

43. “What do you mean you don’t care?”

44. “You swore you’d never lie to me.”

45. “What are you doing in my bed?!”

46. “You look stunning.”

47. “Fine. You win.”

48. “Take me home with you.”

49. “You’re such a fun drunk.”

50. “You’re so god damn amazing.”

51. “Tell me this when you’re sober.”

52. “Since my dog likes you, then I guess I like you.”

53. “You’re an addiction.”

54. “I swear, we’re not a couple!”

55. “You’re in love with me?”

56. “Are you going to get into bed with me or what?”

57. “I may or may not be in love with Y/N.”

58. “Step away before I punch you in the face.”

59. “You don’t mean that.”

60. “I’m not good for you.”

61. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already.”

62. “Everything that is coming out of your mouth is a lie!”

63. “You’re staring again.”

64. “May I have this dance?”

65. “Wow. You look stunning.”

66. “Feel free to kill me for saying this.”

67. “What are you doing here? It’s late.”

68. “I swear, there is nothing going on between us!”

69. “I can’t believe you bought this for me.”

70. “Tell them to fuck off.”

#prompt #prompt list

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Prompt List

A/N: phew finally finished my first prompt list. a vast majority of these are my own but there are a few that I found online/was inspired by.

Fluff

“Is that my shirt?” “You mean our shirt?”

“It’s you, it always has been.”

“You’re everything I could’ve wanted and more.”

“Kiss me.”

“Home stopped being a place when you entered my life.” 

“You should probably go home.” “But I’m already home.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But you love me.”

“I’d do anything for you.” 

“You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.”

“Stop moving and let me braid your hair.”

“I’m so proud of you.” 

“Could you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”

“I didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”

“You are my family.”

“I’m right here.”

“Can you just please hold me?” 

“I’m pretty sure (you’re/she’s/he’s/they’re) my soulmate”

“You come here often?” “Well considering I work here, yes.”

“You know, I think my (mother/father/parents) would be proud if I brought (you/her/him/them) home.” 

“I just want to see you happy.”

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile like that in ages.” 

“You made me a better person. Thank you.” 

“I’d rather live in the woods with you than in a mansion with some (girl/boy/person) I barely know.”

“This reminded me of you.” 

“Your hair is really soft.”

“You’re really warm.”

“Are you blushing?”

“Can I stay here tonight?”

“Because I love you.”

“I’ve been in-love with you since we were kids.”

“I’m never going to leave you. I promise.”

“Make a wish!”

“I love seeing you smile.”

“Why are you wearing my sweater?” “Because it smells like you.”

“I just want to be there for you.”

“I couldn’t get you out of my mind.”

“You’re just a softie.”

“You owe me.” “Fine, whatever you like.”

“You’re safe now, I’m here.”

“Why are you scared of loving?”

“You are crushing me right now.”

“Darling I love you and all, but please step out fo the kitchen.”

“I love you.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But I am your idiot.”

“Take my hand. Just trust me.”

“You’re hurt. Please just let heal it.”

“At least let me clean it.”

“I told you to take care of yourself.”

“You’re the only thing that matters.”

“Stay.”

Angst

“I’m leaving.” “Of course you are, that’s all you know how to do.”

“You started drinking again, didn’t you?” 

“You promised you’d stop drinking.” “And you promised you wouldn’t hurt me!″

“But it’s my fault right?”

“I don’t want to feel this. I want to be numb again.”

“You’re lying to me again. Why can’t you just tell me the truth for once?” 

“I love you.” “No you don’t” 

“I can’t lose you.” “You already did.”

“Did it mean anything to you? Did I mean anything to you?”

“How was I such an idiot, to believe that you, out of all people, could ever love me?”  

“I loved you.” “Then why did you let (her/him/them) get in between us?”

“Maybe they were right, you never did change.” 

“This is all in my head. It’s all happening in my head.”

“Don’t you dare walk away from this!” 

“What gives you the right to just waltz back into my life after all the pain you’ve caused.”

“You’ve changed.”

“You win, happy?”

“Any other lies left to tell me?”

“Why did you wait until I moved on?”

“Don’t look at me like that.” “Like what?” “Like you still love me.”

“Its (her/him/them), isn’t it?”

“It’s always been (her/him/them).”

“When did you stop loving me?”

“Let me go.”

“You’re not you.”

“I miss the old you.”

“What happened to their happily ever after?” “Not all love stories get a happily ever after, sometimes it’s just once upon a time.” 

“Move out of my way before I make you.”

“You deserve better.”

“I risked my life for you.”

“I never would’ve thought (she/he/they)’d end up with someone else.”

“They were perfect for each other.”

“I was happier with you.”

“I would’ve done anything for you.”

“I loved you. I loved you so so much but you hurt me.” 

“They warned me about this.” “About what?” “You.” 

“Lie to me. I don’t care what you say, just lie to me. Make me feel okay again.” 

“You broke me.”

“You just threw four years of friendship out the window.”

“Hasn’t this addiction done enough damage already?”

“Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

“You promised.”

“I don’t need help! I need an end to this pain.”

“What am I in your life? Because as of lately I feel as though I’ve been nothing to you.”

“Leave.”

“I can’t keep playing pretend.”

“You deserve so much better.”

“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“I wish we never met.”

“I’m sorry I’m not enough for you.”

General

“I love you.” “Tell me that when you’re sober.” 

“It’s pouring rain why are you here?”

“I love you.” “You shouldn’t.”

“Where are you?”

“What happened?”

“Have you been taking care of yourself?”

“Is that blood?” “Yes but that doesn’t matter right now, what does matter is-” “You are literally bleeding.”

“Is that my book?”

“Are they dead?”

“You want to play pretend? Well two can play at that game.”

“Did you know that you talk in your sleep?”

“Come back to bed. Please.” 

“You’re who they warned me about.” 

“Come back.”

“You should’ve listened to me.”

“I haven’t seen you in days.” 

“Are you jealous?”

“Cheers, I’ll drink to that.” “You drink to everything.” “Cheers!”

“Why is there a deer in the room?” 

“Is that vodka? At 7 in the morning?”

“It’s not my choice.”

“Can we take this home?”

“Hey, look at me. Focus on me alright?” 

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile in months.”

“(She/he/they) don’t belong with (her/him/them)!” “Than who do(es) (she/he/they) belong with?” “…..with me.”

“Come home.”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“They don’t need to know.”

“I made this for you.”

“Why is arson always your first answer?”

“Is this really the time for jokes?” 

“You always do this.” 

“Wake me up when it’s over.” 

“You look happy.” 

“I’m sorry, do I know you?” 

“Why can’t I get you out of my head?”

“Do you want that?”

“Don’t let go.” 

“Just let me stay.”

“Can I at least tell my side of the story?” 

“Do you trust me?” 

“Are you flirting with me?”

“Is the weight of your sins too heavy?”

“Just let me see (her/him/them) one last time. Please.”

“Are you afraid to die?”

“Are they really ‘just a friend’?”

“I wasn’t lying when i told you that I loved you.”

“I won’t hurt you.”

“Have you been sleeping?”

“I didn’t know where else to go.”

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