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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

#Canada

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If you look hard enough you might just find Gods rotting corpse

Hey Pukicho! I'm really new to this site, got any suggestions on not killing all of my braincells?

Tumblr is THE place to go in order to find specific weird aesthetics you never knew existed in the first place, there are lots of really cool blogs like that, there's some comedy blogs but mostly there's a repository of like a decade of funny posts and very specific tumblr moments simply drifting across the sphere - legends lay deep within the recesses of Tumblr

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Yes

What is “going apeshit”

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Thanks Gaud!

*slaps your ass in moral support*

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What matters more? Balance or Love?

i'm tired of being anon, i just want to be loved

Get back to anon and keep sending me death threats, you risk ruining the balance of all things

#lemons obviously matters more #woke question that is absolutely not woke #shitpost? idk #take my advice and take lemon into you heart #become sour #bleed sitrus

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Your crimes are uncountable

Feeling highly innocent today

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But would you know?

If I ruled the world, you would know

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Long ago I built my house on dread and hope but now only lemon remains.

#lemon #shitpost #shitpost about lemons #shitposting #existential dread #not really long ago #more like five minutes #lemons #not the fanfic kind #don’t make that mistake

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Bold words from someone who can post a blank image

People who say smart words like ‘science’ and shit are just trying to ACT smart they don’t even know what they’re saying

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To say insinuate that someone might fix you out of love is foolish. To say that you could heal by just being loved is a lie. Though it certainly does make tough times easier. Many people love me and I love them, but that has in no way healed me.

To heal is a choice, a series of choices over a long period of time. A choice of great and continuos effort.

I understand the words are romantic and beautiful. But one should never expect another to fix them or put them together again. They may help but ultimately you’re the one who decides whether to heal or not.

“One day someone is going to hug you so tight, that all of your broken pieces will stick back together.”

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#love #don’t expect people to fix you #putting yourself back together is a choice #a hard one #one that requires great effort #just because someone loved you means they can and will fix you #so don’t expect it #it’s not their job #they may offer their help #but it’s ultimately your task #this is not to say that you shouldn’t ask help #but don’t expect for someone to piece you back together #mental health #healthy relationships #not the purpose of the account #but this kind of pissed me off #as unassuming as it might be #like care for family friends and significant others #but you don’t have to pull them back together #you can say that enough is enough #you have to learn to say enough is enough #people are selfish self absorbed creatures #though we try not to be #if given the chance we will extort each other #so it’s important to learn to draw the line #as much as I hate this point sometimes #and wish someone would save me #the only person who can help you at the end of the day is you #however it may be #though as I’ve said aid is possible

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A lemon a day might not keep the doctor away but it does give you power over God

#shitposting #shitpost #lemonshitpost #lemons but the fruit #not the Fanfiction kind #this isn’t FanFic.Net #lemons #an apple a day keeps the doctor away #but a lemon a day can make God cry

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May I offer you a Lemon in this trying time? *holds the delectable yellow fruit in hand*

#lemons #mental health #May I offer a lemons in this trying time?

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This reads like a renaissance painting.

the absolute height of all possible luxury is when a cat snuggles up against your chest and starts purring. this is the definition of hedonism. this is what all those Roman emperors spent so much time chasing

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It is a sign

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJ16ne3B/

#lemons juice #lemons #it is a sign

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When life gives you lemons, cultivate more lemons and grow a citrus empire, take over the world, make world peace, then die. Planting a lemon tree over your grave.

#lemons #lemon tree #I will grow my citrus empire #take over the world #make world peace #then die #God can’t stop me #not even I can stop me

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Mmmmmm, my favourite.

#lemons #this picture is glorious

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I may not be free of sin, but thankfully I’m also not free of lemons.

i’d realized that i haven’t done this one before and I thought yall could use the reaction image as a safe for work sasuke for discord

#lemons #shitpost #theshitpostcalligrapher