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Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
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DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS
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AU ideas!
➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU ➸ out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU ➸ cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU ➸ mistaken identity AU ➸ pen pals AU ➸ sit next to each other in orchestra AU ➸ partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?) ➸ partners in dance class AU ➸ trapped on a deserted island together AU ➸ wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house ➸ protester and police officer AU ➸ lab partners AU ➸ new neighbors AU ➸ one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU ➸ hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU ➸ bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU ➸ mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU ➸ private detective and client AU ➸ archaeologist AU ➸ paramedic AU ➸ runaway royalty and confused commoner AU ➸ android and human AU ➸ ghosts in love AU ➸ go to the same support group AU ➸ just keep running into each other everywhere AU ➸ orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU ➸ younger siblings are best friends AU ➸ photographer and model AU ➸ writer and editor AU ➸ immortal and non-immortal AU ➸ screenwriter and director AU ➸ greek god and roman counterpart AU ➸ ALL OF THE AUS
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• Use the hand you write with.
• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
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If we think about sexism and misogyny as air pollution, we’re all breathing it in, right. Regardless of how much we’re contributing to that air pollution, we all have a responsibility to fix it.
Anita Sarkeesian - Blurred Lines: The New Battle of the Sexes (via emiello)
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Steve is sitting on the couch having coffee with Natasha and Sam when it happens. It’s been a good week: Steve always considers it a good week when they are all still here, together, more or less in one piece, but this week especially has been pleasant. It’s snowing outside, light fluffy flakes. Natasha is back from her rendezvous with Bruce–Steve heard about their adventure on the news but hasn’t quite asked about it yet, mindful of her broken arm and bruised knuckles–Bucky said a new daily record total of seven words yesterday, and Sam has brought over one of the Star Treks. Apparently there is more than one.
They’re chatting over some coffee before they settle in to watch a few episodes when Bucky unexpectedly looms over Steve. Usually when other people are in the apartment he’ll skirt whatever room they’re in, drifting along the edges, but now he’s not only right in the middle of the room, he’s actually got his back to Natasha and Sam.
He’s also scowling. “Hey Buck,” Steve says cautiously. They haven’t had any really bad problems in a couple of weeks but Bucky’s face looks dark.
He doesn’t say anything, just leans down and, and grasps the sleeve of Steve’s hoodie. It pops over his hand with a tug and Steve leans forward automatically to keep the fabric from ripping. “Bucky, what–um, wait, don’t–”
He cuts off as Bucky’s knees land on either side of his thighs. Bucky is practically straddling him on the couch and reaching for the hem of Steve’s hoodie with that same irritated expression, while Sam and Natasha are right there. Steve’s brain–he can’t–what is happening?
His shock makes it easy for Bucky to manhandle him. Bucky finishes peeling the hoodie off with a grunt and–thank Jesus–drops to the side so that he’s kneeling on the couch next to Steve. He shakes the sweater out. It’s probably two sizes too big for him but Bucky merely turns it around and pulls it on with the same rough determination that he used to remove it from Steve.
The penny drops and Steve’s brain is just about ready to get a handle on the situation and smooth it all over with Natasha and Sam when Bucky catches his eye, pulls a face that manages to be both indignant and smug, and flops down onto the couch. His head lands right on Steve’s thigh. He curls up on his side, facing away from the others, and huffs a sigh that makes the long hair around his face flutter.
Steve stares down at him for a moment then lifts his very hot face to say, “I–his sweater’s in the wash, I think he–”
“Shhhhh, shh,” Sam says, waving a hand. “Don’t even try, Rogers.”
Natasha just grins. Her phone pings as it saves the video.
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inspired by  beautiful stucky fic Revenant by stele3
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Bucky twists his right hand free from Steve’s grip and wraps his fingers around Steve’s wrist, a tangle of hands against the mattress. “Steve,” he croaks. “Tell me you got me.”
巴基从史蒂夫手中扭出自己的右手,紧握住史蒂夫的手腕,交缠不放的手压在床垫上。“史蒂夫,”他哑声道。“告诉我你抓住我了。”
“I gotcha, Bucky.” Steve squeezes Bucky’s left wrist, hard. The metal’s thick and unyielding.
“我抓住了,巴基。”史蒂夫狠狠捏紧巴基的左手腕。那金属坚硬不屈。
“Tell me you—tell me—”
“告诉我你——告诉我——”
“I’ve got you.” Steve’s close, his orgasm swelling up. Bucky beats him there, shoving his face into the mattress and groaning loud. Steve can feel him come, spasms tightening his body around Steve’s cock until it wrings him out, too, sends him over the edge into blinding release.
“我抓住你了。”史蒂夫临近边缘,情欲高涨。巴基将他控制在那里,脸埋进床垫里,大声呻吟。史蒂夫能感觉到他高潮了,痉挛着夹紧身体钳住史蒂夫的阴茎直到榨干他,但也将他逼过顶峰,送入白热化的释放中。
His body moves on automatic, fucking Bucky in hard jerks, while Steve’s brain swims around in hormones and strange, disjointed thoughts about Bucky’s hair and holding hands with him and wishing that they were facing each other right now so they could kiss.
他自己的身体还在机械地动着,狠操着巴基,但史蒂夫的大脑却在荷尔蒙的作用下四处游弋,奇异古怪且不连贯的念头,关于巴基的头发,关于他们交握的手,关于希望他们此刻是面对彼此的这样他们就可以亲吻了。
Maybe he says that aloud because Bucky grants that wish by arching and twisting his neck. It’s clumsy and not at all skilled, but Steve presses kiss after kiss against Bucky’s mouth and jaw, not at all minding the scrape of his stubble.
也许他将这话大声说出来了,因为巴基赞许地拱起身扭过脖子。吻得很笨拙,完全没有技巧可言,但史蒂夫还是一个接着一个的将亲吻落在巴基的嘴上和下巴上,完全不在意他扎人的胡茬。
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from   Revenant Chapter 9
————摘自 《还魂》第九章
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dont look at me like that im studying german modal verbs
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When you go to play Hawking, at the costume fittings there were pages of photographs, really specific. On [Jupiter] I walked in and Kym Barrett, who did the costumes for The Matrix was like, ‘Maybe sequins?’ And I was like, ‘How about that?!‘
Eddie Redmayne on his costumes for Jupiter Ascending (via the-wardrobe-dept)
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I drew some space siblings, because they make me happy. I am seriously madly in love with that movie.
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Jupiter Jones: *stubs toe whilst housecleaning* motherfu—
Titus, Kalique, and Balem descend from a space cloud of sparkles and familial lust
Titus: YOU CALLED?? Kalique: YOU CALLED?? Balem: *whispers* you called??
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Hallway fight scene - Netflix’s Daredevil, season 1 episode 2
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fanart for Nazar by sergeant_angel kate bishop + matt murdock is a wayyy better pairing than i could have ever imagined. the author really makes it work!!! 
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