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to be honest, this is that one thing you cant have too much of. In fact, I think there can never be enough cat related funny pics so ha! Jokes on you, I love cats ❤😻

Best Cat Tweets Of 2016

Via Bored Panda

#tbh #i dig this #much good #much wow

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I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

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The fact that it all began because people in our work and community are just old nosy bitches who think we are all lesbian lovers just because we all hang out but also coincidentally live in the same building too tbh its not just old people but everyone in this freakin town yo 😂

i am now semi-locally known as a lesbian who works at a bakery and will give cookies away

#i didnt ask for this #but its hilarious all the same #hahaha #join the club

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a lonely howl.

she keeps track of her steps, she won’t fall apart this time around. love has made her nimble, her heart is rugged and piercing— a lonely howl past midnight, it’s safer to lock away your secret thoughts for this is not the night to play, she’s hungry for truths and the boy who cried wolf gets to be dinner tonight. no one likes to sink their teeth into honesty as much as she does, so that’s another full moon that has transformation under wraps. human feelings with a keen sense of don’t you dare do this again, she’s howling yet again. our gut feelings are so primal that we often misjudge it, darling, your gut feeling is usually right. so he’ll try to write out his lies, but tonight she knows better. many days to fool her, humans are the only species that show their teeth when their happy, other animals show their teeth when they’re hungry. so she’s smiling into the night.

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girl soft and tender, please tell me why you keep trying to sharpen your edges you have a smile that feels right down to the heart and a touch that heals for many their broken parts girl soft and tender, you are a warm home so please remember that a diamond is glass broken and cold please girl, smile for yourself and feel your own warmth broken glass is only meant to cut tender hearts

a note on the mirror, a reminder every morning (via calderapoetry)

- caldera

(via calderapoetry)

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I feel an aching in my bones because the unknown keeps calling me home

the heart of a restless traveller (via calderapoetry)

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I crashed myself on the shores of my soul, drowned myself in the angry ocean roars of the crashing waves of my invasive thoughts in the midst of tempests I set my sails because I believed that success means not drowning and not drowning means to ride high on the waves and so I shipwrecked and shipwrecked and shipwrecked my body in my sea but when my winds turned gentle it finally came to me

true beauty lies in calmness, the calmness of the sea the calmness of small moments is what brings peace to me _____________________ credits to @janusthelonely because she wrote the first line and I loved it so much that I had to write a poem

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At the moment of conception, the story exists as a superposition of possibility, idly waiting for someone to crack it. Waiting for someone to skip to the last page.

(via infranaut)

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You know its bad if Buzzfeed says no. 😂

Life hacks!

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TBH ya

Only introverts could hate themselves for going to a social event and hate themselves for not going to a social event.

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Its ridiculous to think that such things as kneeling (for the injustice all minorities face) is considered so wrong while the vice president and actual President waste more time and money for political stunts to basically be like a celebrity attempt to raise their own ratings instead of putting all that money and effort into saving lives due to the crisis the world is having due to poor weather conditions and poverty and hunger. Citizens all over the world volunteering to help in any way while our own so called 'President' is so prejudice and uncaring about human beings that die everyday due to his inaction and his bias about being 'American's '

Last time I checked being American doesnt justify standing by with more than enough to get by while innocent lives are risked everyday due to the unstoppable forces of nature. Being 'American' doesnt justify leering down at other people and treating them less than humans because of their different locations and backgrounds.

Standing by while watching people die is just as bad as pushing the nuke button or pulling the trigger yourself. How heartless, ignorant, and ridicously self centered can you be to be more concerned with your own wealth and luxury while millions of people suffer from poverty, illness and hunger that could easily be lifted out of their dire situations with a little helping hand not just from a so called 'Humble' President (Conways poor choice of words to describe this ridiculous sun burnt tomatoe) but from all Americans that I know to be true Americans who know their great country was built upon the backs of enslaved immigrants and poorly treated refugees that loved this country even then this country didnt love them back. Americans that lay down their lives for others and hold onto each other for support not for violence. Who clearly have more love to give even when in the face of uncertainty.

These 'minorities' that most of you privileged people are so scared of could easily rise and take over or reclaim what was truly theirs to begin with or even retaliate and give tenfold back the injustice they suffered in the hands of so called 'unbiased' people who believe them to be less than them but no 'I'm not racist or anything'. To be honest, be lucky that we minorities want equality instead of retribution.

We minorities believe in something true and pure that is equality and justice for those discriminated against without being provoked and without any kind of justification due to different pigmentation of the skin or even by where your birth was located at or even because a few individuals bad decisions and actions.

Its ridiculous that after so many centuries and millennias that this issue is still around and that we as 1 species cannot look past the ridiculous notion of racism.

'I hate your red frosted donut so I'm going to destroy it because blue frosted donuts are the best! Your opinion doesn't matter because I'm right and your wrong!'

If that sounds ridiculous then ask yourself why racism is still an issue when bigger issues should be adressed to and spent more time on than the color of someones skin or the place they were born in without a choice. Blaming an unborn child for their DNA and their location is beyond stupid and for bigots who clearly cant discuss this let alone give any leeway to pause their perspective and see from the accused eyes and feel the tiniest bit of empathy or even open mindfulness since they don't face everyday issues such as simply going to a department store to buy items without being followed by 3 employees because of their skin color or be harassed by people who truly believe you to be scum under their feet because society has told them that thats the way to be then I have 0 sympathy for you.

We choose to adapt and change whenever new information had been given or changed. But if you close off your mind and choose to believe in what benefits you but devastates another than I cannot consider you as even a person, let alone a comrade of human beings in general

I'm disgusted that this is happening to our WORLD not just this country but worldwide this poison is spreading an unstoppable wildfire until we kill each other like animals.

What seperates us from the animals of this planet is not out intelligence or even our technology

But the conscience we carry about right and wrong, about how we treat things besides ourselves and how we choose to lend a helping guiding hand or choose to kill off others to better ourselves or even the negligence of turning a blind eye to unfairness.

We are no better. And if you truly still believe that it is ok to hold this little man so high and if you were part in his uprising than I hope you understand the weight of your decision and how many innocent lives youve destroyed in the process. How many struggling families have been destroyed, how many hard working individuals punished for trying to contribute to this country, to the people who live off bare minimum of healthcare just to be stripped away from it and left to die with nobody to care, and how many children ripped from the arms of mothers, fathers, siblings and caretakers due to this mans belief that paperwork makes a human being.

I've met people considered citizens who are wonderful and beautiful people. Some who were so blind to the injustice but chose to open their eyes and learn more to help their fellow struggling friends and family. And some who wouldnt benefit hence they throw as many as they can down to the ground and stomp over their rights like cockroaches. Some undocuemented people ive met were so full of love that it was intoxicating and contagious. With steel hearts and strong beliefs of hard work justifying the wounds from the day, with open minds and open hearts to share their only loaf of bread with their fellow struggling starving man that its still amazes me the amount of things they face with big smiles and hopeful dreams. These different experiences changed my views and beliefs so many times I began to question everything until I found the truth and belief I hold so true to my soul.

Every race has bad apples. Every person has their own agenda and their own perspectives. But to blame a whole race and profile them all is sick ans wrong. To hold 1 race as responsible for it is wrong also. To hold 1 person for its alarming increasing rate is wrong. To blame 1 race for it is also WRONG. Its hyprocrisy to point fingers but not accept your own prejudice because each of us have it whether we admit it or not. Its there and it will always be there.

We are all at fault. All to blame. Until we can all see the wrong around us and agree to better it not just for ourselves but for our species. Everyone has had their part played in this demise even if youve defended these beliefs with your lives and dreams, we all need to agree in order to right the wrongs done for centuries and millenias.

It takes strength to admit your wrong. Even more to change your already built in ways but to say its impossible is already giving up this dream and I refuse to let it die in the midst of this chaos.

People Are Angrily Tweeting At Mike Pence Over His $250,000 NFL Game “Publicity Stunt”

#peaceofmind #peaceandlove #spread like wildfire #believe #belief #open soul #open minded #food for thought #the world #true crime #end discrimination #racial injustice #racial prejudice #racial inequality #mike pence can suck a big cock #sun burnt dildo can too #dont let them win #dont let the bastards grind you down #dont let the haters stop you from doing your thang #dont let me down #standup #stand for justice #stand for what you believe in #never back down #never stay quiet #nevergiveup #never stop learning #never stop loving #love #love everyone

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Same yo 😂

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october mood

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The dog selling hot dogs prank - Watch the video

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Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!

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Indie Sewing Pattern Master List

I’ll update this list as I find new indie pattern makers! Feel free to suggest any additions! 

Here’s a bit of an explanation of the terms I used in this Master Post list:

Sewing Patterns = Women’s sewing patterns

Sew-Alongs = Blog or Video tutorials that guide you through every step of creating an item from a pattern

Tutorials = Short tips and tricks about sewing in general

Pattern Add-ons = Instructions on simple modifications or additional detail pattern to a full pattern (Example: Pocket add-on pattern for a blouse or how to modify a wide-leg pattern to skinny leg pattern)

Dolls = Human-shaped stuffed toys

Stuffed Animals = Animal-shaped stuffed toys

Plushie = Video game or Anime inspired stuffed toys

Don’t have time to check every store for a particular pattern? Check out these shops: 

https://girlcharlee.com/ - They sell sewing patterns from over 2 DOZEN indie pattern makers!

http://shop.wesewretro.com/ - They sell vintage and vintage-inspired sewing patterns from over 20 indie and mainstream companies!

http://sewingpatterns.com/ - Sells paper and digital patterns from over 60 international indie and mainstream companies!

http://sewing.patternreview.com/ - Sells paper and digital patterns from over 30 mainstream and indie pattern makers. Also sells eBooks, supplies, and DVDs.

General Sewing Patterns

http://www.averbforkeepingwarm.com/ - Sewing Patterns, DVDs, Physical Classes, Fabric, Supplies

http://byhandlondon.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Sew-Alongs, Fabric (you can shop their gallery or upload your own design)

http://sewaholic.net/ - Sewing Patterns, Sew-Alongs, Tutorials, Creators of the “Sewtionary” book

http://www.petitepluspatterns.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Creator of “Singer’s Perfect Plus” book, Sewing Pattern Add-ons, Digital Classes, Tutorials,

http://www.sewserendipity.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Applique Patterns, Several Books including “Sew Serendipity Sewing Wokbook,”

http://figgys.myshopify.com/ - Children’s Sewing Patterns, Physical Sewing Classes, Digital Sewing Classes,

http://megannielsen.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Sewing Kits, Fabric, Tutorials,

http://clothhabit.com/ - Lingerie Sewing Patterns, Tutorials, Sew-Alongs, Digital Sewing Classes

http://www.tillyandthebuttons.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Sew-Alongs, Sewing Tips, Creator of the “Love At First Stitch” book, Physical Classes

http://truebias.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Children’s Sewing Patterns, Tutorials, Sew-Alongs,

http://threadtheory.ca/ - Sewing Patterns, Men’s Sewing Patterns, Supplies, Tutorials, Sew-Alongs

http://grainlinestudio.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Tutorials, Sew-Alongs

http://www.sbccpatterns.com/ - Petite and Plus-Size Friendly Sewing Patterns, Tutorials, Patterns Add-ons

http://www.namedclothing.com/ - Sewing Pattens, Tutorials

http://www.jocole.net/ - Sewing Patterns, Children’s Sewing Patterns, Supplies

https://www.etsy.com/shop/WinterWearDesigns - Sewing Patterns, Children’s Sewing Patterns

http://seekatesew.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Children’s Sewing Patterns, FREE Sewing Patterns, Tutorials

http://shwinandshwin.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Children’s Sewing Patterns, FREE Sewing Patterns, Tutorials,

https://www.etsy.com/shop/WildLilyandLace - Sewing Patterns, Children’s Sewing Patterns

https://www.etsy.com/shop/LolitaRoyalty - Cosplay Sewing Patterns

http://www.victorypatterns.com/ - Sewing Patterns, 

https://angelakane.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Tutorials, eBooks, Sew-Alongs, Video Tutorials

http://www.heycutsew.com/ - Sewing Patterns, Cosplay Sewing Patterns

Historical & Vintage

http://www.buckaroobobbins.com/ - American West Sewing Patterns, Supplies

http://www.elizamvintagesewing.co.uk/ - Vintage-style Sewing Patterns,

http://www.neheleniapatterns.com/english/englishsite.html - Historical Sewing Patterns, Supplies

http://www.decadesofstyle.com/ - Vintage-style Sewing Patterns,

http://www.reconstructinghistory.com/ - Vintage & Historical Sewing Patterns,

http://www.wearinghistorypatterns.com/ - Vintage & Historical Sewing Patterns

http://www.folkwear.com/ - Historical and Traditional Sewing Patterns, Supplies,

Stuffed Animals, Dolls, & Plushies

https://www.etsy.com/shop/LittleCrickets - Toy Sewing Patterns

http://rosepetalcollections.com/ - Doll and Stuffed Animal Sewing Patterns, Clothing Sewing Patterns, Children’s Sewing Patterns, Quilt Patterns, Decor Patterns, Doll Making Supplies,

https://www.etsy.com/shop/revoluzzza - Stuffed Animal & Doll Sewing Patterns,

http://dollsanddaydreams.com/ - Doll & Stuffed Animal Sewing Patterns, Embroidery Patterns, Sewing Pattern Add-ons, Tutorials, Free Patterns

http://www.verityhope.com/ - Doll & Stuffed Animal Sewing Patterns, Tutorials

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Pupadou - Stuffed Animal & Doll Sewing Patterns

http://www.teacuplion.com/ - Stuffed Animal & Plushie Sewing Patterns, Tutorials,

http://www.sweetemmajean.com/ - Toy Sewing Patterns, Supplies

http://dollphinwing.com/ - Plushie Sewing Patterns

http://www.retro-mama.com/ - Stuffed Animal & Doll Sewing Patterns

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Gingermelon - Stuffed Animal & Doll Sewing Patterns, Supplies

https://www.etsy.com/shop/soapybacon - Plushie Sewing Patterns, Plushie Embroidery Files

https://www.etsy.com/shop/valleyviolet - Plushie Sewing Patterns

http://www.funkyfriendsfactory.com/ - Stuffed Animal & Doll Sewing Patterns, Supplies, Tutorials, Sew-Alongs

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheDenTree - Doll Sewing Patterns

http://sweetbriarsisters.com/ - Stuffed Animal Sewing Patterns, Tutorials, Sew-Alongs

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BeeZeeArt - Stuffed Animal Sewing Patterns

https://www.etsy.com/shop/GandGPatterns - Stuffed Animal & Doll Sewing Patterns

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShoriAmeshiko - Plushie Sewing Patterns,