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If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

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Loki: Just don’t sing to them.

Sylvie: oh that bitch is halfway down the street!

Loki: Is he…?

Sylvie: Oh he’s dancing

Loki: ugh nooooo

Mobius: THERES A WARM FUZZY FEELING-

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i've seen posts like this around but if this post gets 10k notes i'll come out to my parents as genderqueer + tell them my preferred name

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Loki: I’m not a bottom!

Verity: mhmm sure

Mobius, mumbling: bottom say what

Loki: what

Verity: GOT HIM! WE GOT HIM!

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Loki: makes something move in Mobius’s room to let him know he’s there Mobius, incredibly superstitious, thinking it was a vampire or smth: GARLIC! A MIRROR! HOLY WATER! A CRUCIFIX FUCK OFFFFFFF!!!!

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Mobius: hey Loki, what do you wanna be for Halloween?

Loki: fucked

Mobius:

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this is what I mean. THEM.

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Mobius: you’re not gonna shoot an ACTOR, are you, Loki?!

Loki, holding a gun to Brad: Yeah, in the face, why?

Mobius: *screams*

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Mobius: What the fuck is that?

Loki: what

Mobius: Why are you wearing a shirt?

Loki: I just put it on???

Mobius: as long as I’ve known you, I have never seen you wearing a shirt.

Loki: I have historically worn a shirt!!

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Verity: Wait what’s wrong with you

Mobius: I’m in love-

Verity: with who?

Mobius: The God Of Stories!

Verity: But isn’t she stuck in a tree now-

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Mobius: He was the nicest guy around!!!

Ravonna: What about all the people he murdered?

Mobius, holding Loki: What murder????

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Loki: *timeslipping*

Mobius: Loki how are you doing that

Loki: I don’t know Mobius I’m scared

Mobius: well calm down!

Loki: I-I can’t! Get help-

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Loki: You’re dead and buried, darling.

Mobius: and bricked-

Mobius: HELLO-

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Loki: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.

Mobius, holding a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.

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Mobius: Pookie?

Loki: *disappears into Supertime*

Mobius: POOKIE IS MISSING!

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Loki, trying to explain his hit list: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die, I can’t have them roaming around-

Mobius, holding the BOOK: This many people…

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What If Loki Had That Drink With Don?

Loki, after a few drinks: heyyyy… do you want my shirt off? Eh?

Don, internally: *no? Yes? How do I respond to-*

Loki, already doing it: You like this? You like… stuff?

Don: *I have never been more confused in my life*

Loki: What kinda salesman are you? Is your wife dead?

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