lostdaemon

[lostdaemon]

You know what they say... You can lead a horse to the Swamps of Sadness but you can't keep it from dying.

#The Neverending Story #Swamps of Sadness #Atreyu #Artax #You know what they say.

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long suffering refrain

I'm not an idiot, I'm just anxious.

#Daemon is accurate #idiocy #anxiety

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So many say that this day is just for couples in love.  No, no I say!  VD is for EVERYBODY!

#VD #VD is for Everybody #Valentine's Day #Valentines Day

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snoopy of the day

#snoopy #happy valentine's day

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Katie Boland

#Katie Boland #I'll be in my bunk #queue tee puh too tee

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#Emilie de Ravin #I'll be in my bunk #queue tee puh too tee

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Elizabeth Berkley

#Elizabeth Berkley #I'll be in my bunk #queue tee puh too tee

[lostdaemon]

#first thought was urinal #second thought was an easy dick washing station #final realization it's both #add a pull out tray for ball washing #YOU ALL KNOW PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE DOING IT #but with plastic covers like toilet covers #large signs reminding people to not splash their face with the sink water #additional splash guards #hands free tap and soap dispenser #urinals #sinks #oh lawd

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#rats #Tom Holland auditioning for the Ratatouille sequel about dancers #he really has that Rhianna number down

[lostdaemon]

*appears*

*throws beads to everybody*

*points toward submission box*

*disappears back into the void*

#daemon is accurate #mardi gras

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Sydney Sweeney for TMRW Magazine | May 2021 photographed by Sam Damashek

#Sydney Sweeney #I'll be in my bunk #queue tee puh too tee

[lostdaemon]

Kitty says, I don't care where that damn thing goes, it's gonna get got.

#kittehs

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The bell

#kittehs #oh lawd

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#witchcraft #shadows #shadow puppets

[lostdaemon]

psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

#ice skating #figure skating #ice hockey #hockey #TOE PICK #The Cutting Edge

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This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

#oh lawd #nsfw #mistakes were made #tits were out

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*pops head in and looks around*

*nods knowingly*

*backs out slowly*

#Daemon is accurate